A woman came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his philandering member in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to......to....cut it off are you?!" "Nope." Said his wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "YOU ARE! I'm going to set the garage on fire." -- Joke Board

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Date Posted: 20:32:12 03/25/09 Wed
Author: LMAO!!!!~ DeAnnZ
Subject: A woman came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his philandering member in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to......to....cut it off are you?!" "Nope." Said his wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "YOU ARE! I'm going to set the garage on fire."

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