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Date Posted: 01:21:48 06/24/08 Tue
Author: Margit
Subject: Timer

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the frayed T shirt that she normally slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I'm still dreaming,' then took her right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to stove, her tiny T shirt still around her neck.

A little later, he asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained: 'The egg timer's broken.'

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