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Date Posted: 05:50:37 11/16/08 Sun
Author: Lady Elizabeth
Subject: I wanna be a bear

In my next life, I wanna be a bear. Just think about it. They spend 5 months a year hibernating, sleeping. I can live with that. I'm always tired. Right before they hibernate they eat so much and get real fat. I can handle that too. If you are a mama bear you have your cubs while you are hibernating and wake up with babies and never remember the birth. I really like that. Then if someone comes too near your cubs you can swat them and if your cubs act up you can swat them too. Alright. Also your mate expects you to be grumbly and fat and have hairy legs and likes you anyways. Yup. I wanna be a bear.

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