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Date Posted: 19:36:48 11/18/08 Tue
Author: Lady Elizabeth
Subject: A True Story or It Happened to Me.

One hot July day, when I was much younger, and not much thinner, my freezer died. We had lots of meat in it which had become dead stinking meat. I bagged such into a large plastic garbage bag and left it in the big freezer until garbage pickup morning. Very early this garbage morning I was poised on my front porch clutching said bag of dead meat to my chest. It being another scorcher of a day I was indecently clothed in a one piece sleeveless outfit with very short shorts. Not wanting any of my departing working neighbors to see me, I waited until there were absolutely no cars coming either way on the highway and made my dash to the curb with said bag and..........promptly knocked myself out cold on a tree branch that I was suppose to duck under. I woke up I don't know how long after with the bag of dead meat on my chest and my legs in the air. I then slunk back into the house never to show my face on garbage morning again.

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