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Date Posted: 07:23:40 12/03/09 Thu
Author: CarolSR
Subject: TIGER WOODS JOKES >>>

Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? *Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What was Elin doing out at 2:30 in the morning? *Clubbing

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? *Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

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Elin said she'd take him back but he'd have to change his name - to Cheetah. (NT) -- kgp, 06:06:48 12/09/09 Wed

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