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Date Posted: 11:50:27 05/20/07 Sun
Author: Lady Elizabeth
Subject: flat tire

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate, so she eases
it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies
to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car
arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the
blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is
going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she
replied.

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