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Date Posted: 10:42:45 01/18/08 Fri
Author: MaryC in KY
Subject: Plane humor

Something about this just struck me funny and I lol'ed - is it just Friday silliness?

After a jumbo jet is fully loaded with passengers, the pilot comes on board - with a seeing eye dog. The passengers are somewhat alarmed by this, but they figure the instruments must be configured for a blind person, else how could he do his job?

Then the plane's co-pilot comes on board, with a white cane. The passengers are somewhat alarmed to think both aircrew are blind, but figure the airlines wouldn't do it if there wasn't a safe way for them to fly.

The plane taxis out to the runway and starts its takeoff roll. It goes faster and faster, but doesn't take off. At first the passengers are a little concerned. They get increasingly scared as the plane accelerates towards the end of the runway and it still doesn't leave the ground.

Finally, the passengers all scream as the airport fence rushes towards them. Just as they do, the flaps rotate, the plane points skyward and smoothly leaps into air.

In the cockpit, the pilot says to the co-pilot, "You know, someday they're not gonna scream soon enough, and we're all gonna die."

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