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Date Posted: 05:05:00 10/07/08 Tue
Author: Margit
Subject: Polar Bear

A baby polar bear goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, am I a polar bear?"
His mother says, "Of course you're a polar bear. I'm a polar bear and your father's a polar bear."

The cub says, "But am I one-hundred per cent pure polar bear?" She says, "Go ask your old man."

The baby polar bear goes up to his father and says, "Pop, am I a polar bear? I mean, one-hundred percent pure polar bear?"
His father says, "Of course you're a polar bear. I'm a polar bear, your mother's a polar bear, both my parents were polar bears, both of your mother's parents were polar bears, all of our grandparents, both sides, were polar bears... Yes, you're one-hundred percent pure polar bear. Why do you ask?"

The cub says, "Because I'm freezing."

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