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Date Posted: 11:03:11 01/23/07 Tue
Author: oorjanie
Subject: hmm didn't get the name if there was one.....

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Bryan sitting at the next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller?" asked
Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head. "Kin
ya breathe?" asked Bryan. The woman shook her head, No!!! With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her ar*e.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Bryan said in
admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"!

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