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Date Posted: 06:02:05 10/01/08 Wed
Author: Lady Elizabeth
Subject: Quickie In the Bushes

There are two statues in a park, on of a nude mand and one of a nude woman.They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a sing gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for 30 minutes to do what you've wished to do the most. He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the bushes.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen left, would you care to do it again?"
He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! Butlet's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.

AND WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING?

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