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Date Posted: 07:50:11 04/09/09 Thu
Author: Lady Elizabeth
Subject: Mad Cow Disease

A female reporter went out to the farm to get the story on mad cow disease from an actual farm's point of view.
When asked the farmer replied, "Well, you know a bull mounts a cow only once a year.'
The reporter blused and admitted she didn't know that.
"Yup," says the farmer, "and a cow is miled twice a day."
"Yes," says the reporter, "but what has that got to do with mad cow?"
"Well, if I played with your tits twice a day, and only screwed you once a year, you'd be mad too."

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