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Date Posted: 00:23:40 06/22/09 Mon
Author: Margit
Subject: Women...

The woman was happily showing off her BMW. "It was nice of your husband to buy you that new car," said a friend.
"Nice nothing! He had to," explained the woman. "I caught him in bed with the maid."

"Oh, how dreadful!" replied the friend, sympathetically. "Well, did you fire her?"
"Certainly not! I still need all new matching outfits to go with the car!"


*****

She sat up quickly in bed as she heard the key in the lock.
"Quick!" she said to her lover, "It's my husband! You've got to get out of here quick!"

"Where's the back door?" the lover asked.
"There isn't one," she replied.

"Where would you like one?" he asked.

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