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Date Posted: 21:11:29 09/09/09 Wed
Author: Annie Stewart
Subject: Cop joke

An RCMP officer stops at a farm and talks with an old farmer.

He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs."

The farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The RCMP officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer.

"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the farmer hears loud screams and sees the RCMP officer running for his life chased close behind by the farmer's bull. With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer is clearly terrified.

The old farmer throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs, "Your badge! Show him your badge!"

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