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Date Posted: 17:42:03 07/24/11 Sun
Author: Lady Stormwing
Subject: In honor of Joke Day...

An oldie but goodie:

Sherlock Holmes Goes Camping

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping on the moor. As they lay in their sleeping bags, staring up at the moon, Holmes says, "Watson, tell me what those stars mean to you."

Watson thinks for a moment before replying. "Well," he finally says, "if I am reading them correctly, I can tell you we are 35 miles northwest of London. In speaking of the weather, I believe we will have fair skies tomorrow, and it will be warm. If we are philosophical, those billions of stars remind us that we are but specks of dust in an infinite universe; it's really quite humbling. What do you think, Holmes?"

"Watson, you idiot," said Holmes. "It means somebody stole our tent."

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