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Date Posted: 18:44:09 08/23/11 Tue
Author: LadyStormwing
Subject: The Alligator Farmer

A man wanted to start an alligator farm. He went out into the Florida Everglades and captured two alligators, a male and a female. He took them home and put them in a pen together, and gave them everything two alligators could possibly want or need.

Several months went by, and no baby alligators. Perplexed and concerned, the man brought in an alligator expert. The expert hopped in the pen, and examined first the female alligator, then the male. Then he jumped out.

"That's it?" asked the man. "What's the problem?"

"It's all very simple," said the expert. "You have a reptile dysfunction."

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