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Date Posted: 19:54:39 11/13/11 Sun
Author: LadyStormwing
Subject: The Family

A man in Chicago called his daughter in Texas. "Dear, your mother and I have decided to get a divorce."

Understandably, the girl went ballistic. "What? You've been married for 42 years! Why? You can't do this! Don't do anything rash until I talk to my brother." She hung up the phone and called her brother in San Francisco. He had the same confused, upset, and bewildered reaction.

"Listen, sis. Call Mom and Dad and tell them to sit tight. I''ll make travel arrangements and we'll both go see them next week."

The girl agreed and called her father, explaining that she and her brother would come the following week. At the end of the conversation, the man hung up the phone and turned to his wife. "Good news. The kids are coming home for Thanksgiving, and paying their own way."

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