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Date Posted: 19:48:36 03/21/12 Wed
Author: Lady Stormwing
Subject: Cold Water

Johnny went to visit his 90 year-old grandfather in a remote, rural northern village. After a great night night chatting away, Johnny's grandfather cooked him up a hearty breakfast of eggs, bacon, and toast. Looking at the plate, however, Johhny noticed a filmy stubstance covering it and asked the old man, "Grandpa, are these plates clean?"

"Clean as cold water can make them!" replied his grandfather. "Just go ahead and finish your meal!"

For lunch the grandfather made hamburgers, and again Johnny was concerned about the plates. It seemed there were specks of dried egg on them now, too. "Grandpa, are you sure about these plates?"

"Son, I told you before these plates are as clean as cold water can get 'em! Now stop fretting. I don't want to hear another word about it."

Later that afternoon, Johnny was on his way to the nearby town. As he tried to get to his car, his grandfather's dog slunk out from under the porch and started growling, not letting him pass. "Grandpa! Your dog won't let me get by!"

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the grandfather yelled, "Cold Water! Ya go lay down now, ya hear me! Down!"

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