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Date Posted: 17:07:05 04/14/12 Sat
Author: Lady Elizabeth
Subject: Real Life Joke to Share

You can't make this stuff up. We live on a small beef farm and have several feral barn cats. My family and I were away for the day and heard a strange noise in the garage when we came home, sort of a merowling. My DH had an old dryer stored there for parts or who knows what and there was the body of an young orange cat sticking out of the back. DH took the metal sheet back off the dryer and behold there was the cat's head. A very angry very head stuck in the vent hole of a dryer cat. He was sort of wearing a huge metal necklace. I came up with the brilliant idea that if he put his head in there his head could come back out with help so I proceeded to grease his head with vaseline and DH pulled gently. Cat hissed and the head did not come out. By this time DH was wearing gauntlets to handle cat with huge dryer metal attached to his body. He got a pair of tin snips and painstakingly cut the metal until he parted it enough for the cat to get his head out. The ungrateful beast ran away. The next few days you would see an orange cat, with a very greasy, dirt covered head at the food bowl. It took him a week or so and a buddy or two to get clean again and for some reason I always received the evil eye from him after that. DH said apparently cat was chasing a mouse who ran thru the hole in dryer and cat did not make it.

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