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Date Posted: 03:10:04 06/22/12 Fri
Author: Aussiewench
Subject: WARNING... a bit rude !!!!!.well i suppose most of mine are ...oops sorry

Indigenous Wedding



A wedding occurred just outside Alice Springs in the Northern Territory.

To keep tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride and groom's families had a storming row and started wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each other, the police were called in to break up the fight.

The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings silence with the use of his hammer, shouting, "Silence in Court!"

The court room goes silent and Jackie, the best man, stands up and say's.. "Judge.... I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened."

The Judge agrees and asks Jackie to take the stand. Jackie begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in an indigenous wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the Bride.

The Judge says," OK". "Well," said Jackie, "after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song...when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right in her snatch."

The Judge instantly responded, "God... that must have hurt!" Jackie replies; "HURT!!... he broke three of my fucking fingers ! -----

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