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Date Posted: 15:06:00 06/06/06 Tue
Author: Tooki
Subject: The New Pet

Feeling a bit lonely at the moment I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for her house. The pet shop man said her name was Annie.

I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking Annie, my new pet to the pub to have a drink.

So, I asked Annie, "Would you like to go down the Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked her again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"

But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask her one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting,"Hey, in there, Annie! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box:...........

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my bloody shoes on!"

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