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Date Posted: 15:13:22 07/10/06 Mon
Author: annieo
Subject: Top Ten Country Music Songs (minding your delicates natures, lads and lassies...)



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long.

8. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

7. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

6. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better.

5. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

4. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.

3. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.

2. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.

And the Number One song is . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.

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