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Date Posted: 10:08:00 09/16/06 Sat
Author: Florence
Subject: Blonde Guy Joke

The first ever, and well worth the wait!


An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm! going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunchbox and exclaimed "Burritos Again! The next time I get a burrito for lunch I will jump off this building also!"

The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irish man opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I had known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife, through her tears, said "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.


The blonde's wife said,


"Don't look at me. He always made his own lunch."


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