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Date Posted: 18:08:20 10/16/06 Mon
Author: FloraMac
Subject: Scottish Wedding

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

"Ach, it's all going magic, " says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...

Archie nods approvingly.

"Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie,

"That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that! "And what's the tartan?"

Archie then enquires. "Och, " says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."

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