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Date Posted: 02:31:08 03/23/06 Thu
Author: Sheila
Subject: Took me 30 seconds after I read it to get it, hope you're quicker than me! (and not easily offended)

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.

When one of them was washing her private area and noticed
that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"As crazy as this sounds,maybe a little oral sex will do
the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room.
"What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked

Last edited by author: Thu March 23, 2006 02:34:55   Edited 2 times.

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