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Date Posted: 07:59:25 04/20/06 Thu
Author: Nifty
Subject: Vaginas are like flowers

I was watching comedy central this weekend and they had a male comedian on, doing his schtick. He was talking about flowers -- how women love to get flowers. And of course the women in the audience cheered. He went on to talk about flowers for a few minutes and then he said, "I like flowers. They're pretty and they smell nice." Long pause, as he gathered his thoughts. "You know," he said, as if the thought had just popped into his head. "Vaginas are like flowers."

{Pause, as the audience waited expectantly for the next bit.}

"They're pretty..."

{Pause}
(Pause....)
(Pause........}

Yep, that was it. I laughed hysterically, and so did the audience.

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