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Date Posted: 05:14:43 04/25/06 Tue
Author: Ally Robertson
Subject: Show your emotions!

A very bright psychology student decided to have an end-of-exams party with a twist - you had to come dressed as an emotion.

Waiting at the door on the night of the party, she was amused by the talented entries by other university students, but was able to guess the emotions immediately.

One girl came dressed completely in a skin-tight green dress.

"Let me guess..... you're green with envy!" she said, and was right.

Another man came dressed with a large yellow patch on his belly.

"You're a yellow-bellied coward!". Again, spot-on.

Another girl came in pink - "tickled pink".

She was beginning to be frustrated with the lack of creativity until two very tall, very muscular, and completely naked Jamacian exchange students sauntered up to the door. She nearly fainted. One man had a bowl of custard held up to his (ahem...) 'family jewells', and the other man had his penis completely encased within a very large pear.

"Ummmm.... this is a fancy dress party.... are you sure you're at the right address?" she finally managed to utter.

"Why, of course we are", one of the naked men replied, "we've come as emotions!......

"I'm f*cking dis custard, and he's deep in dis pear."

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