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Date Posted: 10:17:20 05/12/06 Fri
Author: oorjanie
Subject: funny one, don't know title tho.....

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and

you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little

Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your

thinking."

Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three

women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the

sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the

top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice

cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one

that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like
your thinking."

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