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Date Posted: 03:34:59 07/23/14 Wed
Author: Christopher Antony Meade (Laughing a lot)
Subject: REDISCOVERING WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.THE BARD HAS A BAD DAY

*** WHAT IF SHAKESPEARE WROTE THIS SONNET AFTER A NIGHT ON THE TILES WITH ANNE HATHAWAY? ***

Shall I compare thee to a bale of hay?
Thou art more ugly and less temperate:
Rough words do shock the darling buds of May,
And swilling gin is for you like a date:
Sometime bloodshot your eye from drinking shines,
And often is your mould complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or too much vodka been oertrimm'd;
But thy intense hangover shall not fade
Nor will remembrance of that bill thou owest;
Nor shall Death doubt thou wander'st in his shade,
When in infernal pains your headache growest:
So long as both us drink all we can see,
So long lives this and this embarasses thee.

Is it funny? Iím not sure but this is. 23 FIVE STAR reviewers on Amazon. com alone think so.

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Cat-Barack-Obama-appearances-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_8?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1385744875&sr=1-8&keywords=queen+elizabeth+ii
Also available from all other Amazon sites .

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