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Date Posted: 08:37:10 04/14/16 Thu
Author: HOF guy
Author Host/IP: 162.243.238.86
Subject: jjwalker and Kobe Bryant say FUUUCK YOU to all the haters!

I love it so much. It's brilliant. Kobe's one last FUUUCK YOU to the haters.
Posted on April 14, 2016 at 04:28:49 AM by jjwalker

Oh, but he took a zillion shots!

Yeah, that's what will be remembered 4 minutes from now!! No, it'll be remembered that Kobe fucking Bryant just had the greatest final game of any big sport athlete in SPORTS HISTORY!

And that's not the funny part. Listen - people will *never, ever, EVER* stop talking about it. Never. For the rest of your life you'll be hearing about Kobe fucking Bryant - not just as one of the greatest NBA players of all time, but as the standard bearer for any great athlete in *any* sport playing his last season. Every one of your favorite players in any sport is playing his last game, and you're all emotional and crying and thinking he's so great, and wanting him to go out on a last hurrah - he'll *eat shit* compared to what Kobe did tonight. And you'll hear about Kobe nonstop throughout the entire broadcast, and how your hero doesn't measure up. Hahahaha!

But he took so many shots!

He scored motherfucking *60*. At motherfucking age 37! It's one of the greatest accomplishments in sports history. The next highest point scorer for a HOF player in his last game was Havlicek with *29*. You think all those other players weren't gunning for big points in their last game? And Kobe doubled all those guys. And Kobe's the oldest NBA player to score 60 by *5 fucking years*. Wilt did it at 32.

5 championships, 3rd most points, greatest final game *ever* in sports *history*. He might not pass the background check, but fuck is that a resume! Yeah, Jordan was better. Maybe a few others. So he was ONLY a top 5 player of all time, ONLY second most in titles, ONLY third in scoring, and ONLY the *greatest final game* in the *history* of *sports*!

It'll never be forgotten, it'll never stop being talked about. It's Kobe's genius last FUUUCK YOU to his critics. Have fun hearing his name every year in every sport for the rest of your life! Particularly in terms of how your favorite retiring athlete didn't measure up to Kobe. You have to admit it's genius how he's ensured constant attention throughout the rest of his (and your) life,.

*If Kobe actually is a rapist then yeah, fuck him. I've made my position clear on the Colorado story before. But it *is* a fact that this game was a huge FUUUCK YOU to his critics. You couldn't play it any better. His name will be ubiquitous when every great player in every sport is about to retire. Which is pretty much every year in every sport. People will be talking about this game 50-100 years from now. Probably longer! He really did force the smelling of his ass or whatever the current shit talk is on his haters. I don't envy the rest of your sports fanhood.

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