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Date Posted: 13:11:14 03/22/02 Fri
Author: Sarah
Author Host/IP: 62.189.118.241
Subject: Re: Bored Bored Bored
In reply to: CR 's message, "Bored Bored Bored" on 13:08:10 03/22/02 Fri

> > > Dai was on his way home from the England v Wales match at Twickenham
> >when
> > > he had
> > > to screech to a halt and ended up in a massive traffic jam on the M4.
> > > He wound down the window and thought to himself, "This seems bad,
> > > nothing's
> > > moving at all." He noticed a police officer walking back and forth, in
>
> >and
> > > out
> > > of all the cars, so Dai shouts over, "Scuse' me officer, what's going
> on
> > > then?"
> > >
> > > The officer replies, "It's an England fan, he's so depressed about
> >losing
> > > to
> > > Wales today and the prospect of winning nothing again this year, he
> >feels
> > > a
> > > right idiot for gobbing off saying England are the best team in the
> >world,
> > > he's
> > > actually threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on
> >fire!!"
> > >
> > > The officer goes on, "His family find him arrogant, and he hasn't got
> >many
> > > mates. I'm just walking around taking up a collection for him."
> > >
> > > "Oh tidy," says Dai, "how much have you collected so far?"
> > >
> > > "So far," replies the officer, "we've collected about 100 litres, but
> a
> > > lot
> > > of
> > > people are still siphoning!!!"

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