VoyForums

[ VoyUser Login optional ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, [3], 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 19:29:09 11/16/02 Sat
Author: Bladepaw
Subject: **the old weasel held her grog chalice in one paw as she placed her left paw on her waist. Blinking slowly she rubbed her eyes slightly and looked into her grog chalice, mumbling something about Iceclaw's dubious brews.** OOC: sweet jesus, inside
In reply to: Chalenger 's message, "Hes big hes back" on 18:29:38 11/16/02 Sat

**laughing at the appirations infront of her she shook her head** ah, so men exist now do they? and machine guns? **chortles with glee as she's shot with the machine gun.** yew dont realise lad, that if yew break the rules, there's nothing to stop us from doin' the same y' see. you opened the floodgates so'se to speak. Now it's just left up to the beast with the most imagination to win... **The old weasel laughs and tosses her chalice over her shoulder, growing to the size of a mountain lion** A scientist once said if weasels were the size of a mountain lion, human kind wouldn't wander outside of thier houses at night. let's see if 'e was right. **crouching she bares her teeth** realise mate, that you can't win. you broke the rules, anything is possible now, 'an that pop-gun of yours wont save yew as long as I can dream up a way for it to be harmless. perhaps magic? blasphemy! forcefeilds? inconcievable. demi-goddess? oh wait, now that is blasphemy. Aw, what the heck, if we're breaking the rules, we might as well sink all the way down to the bottom. **summons with her magical ability a forcefield to block any attack. (spock waves from the background) The giant weasel thing summons a fireball in her massive paw (due to her mountain-lion like size at the moment) and bats the leader over the head like a stern grandmother.**

OOC, well, even more ooc: **laughs in her computer chair shaking her head. I don't know why these posts are ever made, but I love the chance to see how bad of an rp I can make. See any rules I didn't break... oh wait, I didn't kill him **tilts her head to the side** ah well, I'm done breaking rules, it was just a humor post, really. If you just scanned down here, you didn't miss much.

condensed version: **laughs at chalenger's post with a derisive lit to her voice as she taunts him**

ps: my apologies to any reading this awfull little post of mine, It's even painful for me to reread... urg, forcefield... (I don't mind magic to much, unless it's overused or mistreated to give a large advantage in rping... but ah well) magic... invinciblity... autoing... painfull..

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

  • *the giant indestructable demon of death, doom and destruction blasts the men in the boat to dust with his incredible laser vision and dashing good looks, then instaneneously breathes life back into the eleven victims with his powers of healing* It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... NOT REDWALL! (NT) -- ., 19:51:51 11/16/02 Sat
    Forum timezone: GMT-6
    VF Version: 2.94, ConfDB:
    Before posting please read our privacy policy.
    VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
    Copyright © 1998-2008 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.