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Date Posted: 13:21:18 05/01/09 Fri
Author: sophie
Author Host/IP: 209733658.client.dti.net / 209.73.36.58
Subject: ACK
In reply to: Talia 's message, "Hey Mo" on 13:19:03 05/01/09 Fri

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

I'm so sorry :(

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[> [> D: -- Talia, 13:22:09 05/01/09 Fri (NoHost/63.170.247.153)


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[> [> Nina, you don't have swine flu. -- Max, 13:26:20 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)

You utter pillock.

About 140 people have it. In the WORLD!

Perspective: 250,000 people a year die of REGULAR flu worldwide.

Enter FEAR, stage right.

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[> [> [> Yes I know -- sophie, 13:27:44 05/01/09 Fri (209733658.client.dti.net/209.73.36.58)

That's the POINT!

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[> [> [> [> Re: Yes I know -- Max, 13:29:16 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)

I will bet my left testicle that at some point in the last week you believed you had swine flu...

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[> [> [> [> [> I hope you're not too attached to it then -- sophie, 13:31:01 05/01/09 Fri (209733658.client.dti.net/209.73.36.58)

My mother on the other hand has called me telling me to stop riding the subway.

Despite my insane hypochondria, I remain more afraid that people's overreaction to swine flu will do me more damage than swine flu itself.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> I'll pop it in the post. -- Max, 13:32:56 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)

I hope it doesn't smell by the time it arrives with you.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Oh jeez -- sophie, 13:33:43 05/01/09 Fri (209733658.client.dti.net/209.73.36.58)

You know what, keep it and buy me a drink next time I see you :-p

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Oops. Too late. -- Max, 13:35:07 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)

Boy.
I really wasn't expecting so much blood.............

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> The pain is quite manageable... -- Max, 13:39:11 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)

...but this dirty sock just isn't staunching the blood. Maybe using the can opener was a bad idea...

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Max -- sophie, 13:41:22 05/01/09 Fri (209733658.client.dti.net/209.73.36.58)

I miss you and the trauma you inflict on my poor brain

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Max -- Max, 13:43:27 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)

Having a crisis! I made the hole too big and the other one just fell out! Sigi's chewing it in the corner! Is it still payment if it's been slightly masticated?

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Kitty! -- sophie, 13:44:11 05/01/09 Fri (209733658.client.dti.net/209.73.36.58)

That is the only part of your post that my brain is allowing me to process

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> After all this... -- Max, 13:45:50 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)

...you'd better take it! I pay up on my debts!

It looks like a fucking abbatoir in here!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> This -- sophie, 13:47:14 05/01/09 Fri (209733658.client.dti.net/209.73.36.58)

May be hard to explain to my roommates

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> email me your address... -- Max, 13:48:40 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)

...but do it quickly. I'm about to faint from blood loss.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Why dont you just -- sophie, 13:50:03 05/01/09 Fri (209733658.client.dti.net/209.73.36.58)

Keep it in the freezer and I;ll pick it up next time i visit

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: The pain is quite manageable... -- idoru, 13:47:38 05/01/09 Fri (MTRLPQ02-1177867256.sdsl.bell.ca/70.52.211.248)

Did you get instructions for your self-surgery on the Internet again?

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Wait... -- Max, 13:49:30 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)

...THERE WERE INSTRUCTIONS???

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Some googling -- sophie, 13:51:46 05/01/09 Fri (209733658.client.dti.net/209.73.36.58)

http://forum.esnation.com/showthread.php?t=58639

Turned this up.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Wow. -- idoru, 13:54:12 05/01/09 Fri (MTRLPQ02-1177867256.sdsl.bell.ca/70.52.211.248)

That's... ambitious.

Also, you found that pretty quickly. Did you have it bookmarked?

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[> [> [> *runs around flailing hands* EVERYBODY PANIC!!!! -- Bagel, 13:32:49 05/01/09 Fri (pub-216-205-224-10.foxinc.com/216.205.224.10)


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[> [> [> [> She's got the flu! THE FLU!!! -- Max, 13:33:56 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)

Nina, go get my gun...

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[> [> [> [> [> Ok... -- sophie, 13:35:20 05/01/09 Fri (209733658.client.dti.net/209.73.36.58)

But remember what happened last time I handled a gun? I almost got tackled by a burly and tattooed Nevada shooting range worker.

Good times.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Ok... -- Mo, 13:36:22 05/01/09 Fri (zswa01cs002-da01.atlanta.hp.com/15.195.201.87)

That's why you don't wave it around. :-P

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Word, Mo. Word. -- Max, 13:37:16 05/01/09 Fri (CPE001839bd24c0-CM00111ae34b14.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/173.34.15.187)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Well yes -- sophie, 13:37:17 05/01/09 Fri (209733658.client.dti.net/209.73.36.58)

I know that *now*

I wasn't the brightest 18 year old.

Good job I've grow...eh, nah who am I kidding

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Ok... -- Bagel, 13:38:38 05/01/09 Fri (pub-216-205-224-10.foxinc.com/216.205.224.10)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I almost forgot about that.

Good times.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Ok... -- Kuzibah, 16:11:30 05/01/09 Fri (mail.sdlifestyle.com/12.175.117.195)

One of my great regrets in life is that I did not buy a t-shirt at the Las Vegas Gun Store. Preferably the camo babydoll one with the spaghetti straps.

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[> [> [> [> [> I do NOT. -- Bagel, 13:39:46 05/01/09 Fri (pub-216-205-224-10.foxinc.com/216.205.224.10)

But just for that...I'm going to cough in your general direction.

*coughs*

Um...I sure showed you! Yes, that's it...

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[> [> [> I was BORN with swine flu. -- Xander'sWoman, 13:34:40 05/01/09 Fri (NoHost/64.9.11.58)

Eat that, Mexico.

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[> [> [> [> Now, you know... -- idoru, 13:37:46 05/01/09 Fri (MTRLPQ02-1177867256.sdsl.bell.ca/70.52.211.248)

That someone is going to make a bad joke regarding how they got the name.

I was on the subway yesterday, and had to blow my nose, and for a second I debating making pig noises into my Kleenex, but then decided that probably would not be wise.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Now, you know... -- Xander'sWoman, 13:49:18 05/01/09 Fri (NoHost/64.9.11.58)

Ah, humans.

How we love our diseases to have good names.

I would have appreciated the pig noises...if you would have made them like Herbie from Rudolph.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Now, you know... -- idoru, 14:04:50 05/01/09 Fri (MTRLPQ02-1177867256.sdsl.bell.ca/70.52.211.248)

Well, admit it. Swine Flu is much more exciting than Mexican Flu, or Flu 2009.

Although, now that I think of it, Flu 2009! is kind of catchy.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Now, you know... -- Xander'sWoman, 14:25:57 05/01/09 Fri (NoHost/64.9.11.58)

Flu 2009. Heh.

Other viable options:

Flu 2: Electric Bugaloo (I can never seem to resist this joke)

Achoo Flu

One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest


That last one actually seems like the best name for this current flu and the ensuing hysteria

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[> [> is it wrong -- bos, 13:38:43 05/01/09 Fri (c-71-230-41-145.hsd1.pa.comcast.net/71.230.41.145)

that whenever I hear about swine flu, I keep remembering an animaniacs episode that highlighted the dangers of "Swine-flu!" and "Samonella Fitzgerald!" ?

I think that makes me cruel and insensitive.
I am sorry. I will now go hug a pig.

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[> [> [> Have some bacon. -- idoru, 13:49:28 05/01/09 Fri (MTRLPQ02-1177867256.sdsl.bell.ca/70.52.211.248)

Bacon makes everything better.

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[> [> [> [> Canadan Bacon? -- Grim ,_,_), 13:52:50 05/01/09 Fri (neilsonco.com/66.253.31.226)

'Cos Canadan Bacon has nothign to do with real bacon.

Just sayin'.

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[> [> [> [> [> And here I thought you were going to make a stupid joke -- idoru, 13:56:41 05/01/09 Fri (MTRLPQ02-1177867256.sdsl.bell.ca/70.52.211.248)

About Canadian pigs and swine flu. I really underestimated you. Or overestimated you. I can't decide.

And of course Canadian bacon is bacon. It's exactly like bacon. Only better.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Why should I make the stoopid jokes? -- Grim ,_,_), 14:00:36 05/01/09 Fri (neilsonco.com/66.253.31.226)

When you're here to make them for me?










*kidding*

Hugz

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[> [> [> canadian bacon and bacon are wonderful -- bos, 16:06:38 05/01/09 Fri (c-71-230-41-145.hsd1.pa.comcast.net/71.230.41.145)

all bacon is good bacon. Unless it is scrapple. and then it is 65% sawdust. mmmm tasty.

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[> [> [> [> Scrapple -- Grim ,_,_), 16:15:03 05/01/09 Fri (neilsonco.com/66.253.31.226)

Unless it's scrapple, then it WONderful!

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Scrapple -- bos, 16:27:45 05/01/09 Fri (c-71-230-41-145.hsd1.pa.comcast.net/71.230.41.145)

yep. I love me some scrapple. (nice to know I'm not alone)

Scrapple is tasty, almost as good as SPAM Now if you melt some velveeta on SPAM- you have a tasty treat with the same half-life as uranium.

swwwweeeet!

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