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Date Posted: 17:59:52 09/29/11 Thu
Author: chuckit25
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Subject: Re: Jewish Vampires like kosher stakes - MNA
In reply to: Lewis H. 's message, "Jewish Vampires like kosher stakes - MNA" on 09:37:27 09/29/11 Thu

The lights, the rites, even the meal after! Wow, it all makes sense now—why so many graveyards! Looks like Buffy’s practice run was on Atlas. A tent from some of those traveling circuses in Florida was hauled up by elephants or by dragons; or maybe the whole thing might have gone a little better? There appears to be enough blood for even her concern. YIKES!

Spike has the empty cup, so he and Dru are kvatter(in), I suppose? After all, they are childless—skipped out on the whine and went for the wine cellar. Seems they dined deep and well; and had dessert, too. It would seem Angel didn’t get passed over, and got a load of poo, while Buffy got the whine in the morning light, but that would be telling and not kissing.

That picture looks EXACTLY like Daniel Lipton, a French conductor of quite the global repute, especially with musicians themselves. And he is indeed Jewish! He speaks several languages beautifully, and not just for opera—no not Basque, ha!—and once, with my wife and I in the car, he filled up his gas tank, drove two blocks, and asked the attendant to “fill ‘er up.” Like some Texan!

The man watched the gasoline explode out of the tank and told Daniel, it was already full. Daniel is 6’ 4” and lifted himself out the door, closed it, and started leaning on the door—a posture I had NEVER seen him assume, and drawled with that Texas accent, that he just drove 400 miles. It was in a soft tone indicating there was a mistake and maybe the attendant might check the equipment again. And with all the insistence in the world, Daniel’s face lit up like a light bulb had gone on to explain this divergent set of facts, to the full agreement of the attendant. Daniel said, “my GAHGE (gauge) must be off.” Daniel gave him $20 bucks for the gas anyway and drove off. We laughed so hard at this miracle that had happened to the attendant that day. A Jewish guy in an American tall tale. Hee hee.

BTW, I think maybe you should be all right for the telling of the anatole of a different color. God loves a joke or he wouldn’t have made people. And the suspended second, just before laughter peels, has to be the road straight to God.

THANKS and JOY BE YOURS!
Be well
chuckit25

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