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Date Posted: 04:45:22 11/28/03 Fri
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Joe $$BILLIONAIRE$$ is in town!!!!Changing lives forever!!!!
by Joe Billionaire
Ok I'm not a Billionaire yet but I made $129,230 in 6weeks, $209,590 in 8 weeks, $357,920 in 10 weeks, and $420,560 in 27 weeks, and it keeps pouring in after hesitating to respond to this same email you have received, delete this or read on, it doesn't take a rocket
scientist to get this one, I'm on my way to becoming Joe Billionaire at 27 years old because I made the choice to not hit the delete key on my computer when I received this message.I'd still be broke, working paycheck to paycheck had I not kept an open mind and used my PC for more than chatting, and paying my bills.
There are over 1000 New Millionaires spawning daily from the internet,
and a large percentage are kids, this is big news obviously! The difference between a Millionaire and an average person is a millionaire will keep reading this and see opportunity and capitolize on it, the average person will hit their back button or delete this message. Becoming set for life has taken on a new meaning, with the internet making life so easy these days, and if you read the follwing message clearly you will see how in just a few weeks your
life could change forever just from following a lousy email on a computer screen from your house or Star Bucks in my case.
AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: This is the media report that opened my eyes!
PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN
IN HIS CLOSET!
Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does.
You most likely have just seen this story recently
featured on a major nightly news program (USA).
And reported elsewhere in the world (including my country – Iceland).
His mother was cleaning
and putting laundry away when she came across a large
brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath
some clothes and a skateboard in the back of her
15-year-old sons closet.
Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got
when she opened the bag and found it was full of cash.
Five-dollar bills, twenties, fifties and hundreds -
all neatly rubber-banded in labeled piles.
"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank",
says the 41-year-old woman, "There was over $71,000
dollars in that bag -- that's more than my husband
earns in a year".
The woman immediately called her husband at the
car-dealership where he worked to tell him what she
had discovered. He came home right away and they
drove together to the boys school and picked him up.
Little did they suspect that where the money came from
was more shocking than actually finding it in
the closet.
As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via
E-mail, a type of "Report" to E-mail addresses that he
obtained off the Internet. Everyday after school for
the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on his
computer in his bedroom.
"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the
heck, I put my name on it like the instructions said
and I started sending it out", says the clever
15-year-old.
The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained
instructions to send one $5 dollar bill to each person
on the list, then delete the address at the top and
move the others addresses down, and finally to add
your name to the top of the list.
The letter goes on to state that you would receive
several thousand dollars in five-dollar bills within 2
weeks if you sent out the letter with your
name at the top of the 5-address list. "I get junk
E-mail all the time, and really did not think it was
going to work", the boy continues.
Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail,
the Post Office Box that his parents had gotten him
for his video-game magazine subscriptions began to
fill up with not magazines, but envelopes containing
$5 bills.
"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post
office and my box had 1 magazine and about 300
envelops stuffed in it. There was also a yellow slip
that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter.
I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)". He
goes on, "I went up to the counter and they had a
whole box of more mail for me. I had to ride back
home and empty out my backpack because I could not
carry it all".
Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending
out the E-mail. "The money just kept coming in and I
just kept sorting it and stashing it in the closet,
barely had time for my homework". He had also
been riding his bike to several of the banks in his
area and exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, fifties
and hundreds.
"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept
riding to different banks with like five thousand at a
time in my backpack. I would usually tell the lady at
the bank counter that my dad had sent me in to
exchange the money and he was outside waiting for me.
One time the lady gave me a really strange look and
told me that she would not be able to do it for me and
my dad would have to come in and do it, but I just
rode to the next bank down the street (laughs)."
Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be
afraid. The reporting news team examined and
investigated the so-called "chain-letter" the boy was
sending out and found that it was not a chain-letter
at all. In fact, it was completely legal according to
US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and
1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also
in the code of federal regulations, Volume 16,
Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or service
must be exchanged for money received.
Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a
little note that read, "Please send me report number
XYX".This simple note made the letter legal because he
was exchanging a service (A Report on how-to) for a
five-dollar fee.
[This is the end of the media release. If you would
like to understand how the system works and get your
$71,000 - please continue reading. What appears below
is what the 15 year old was sending out on the net -
YOU CAN USE IT TOO - just follow the simple
instructions].
THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
==================================================
You will Make over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your
home!!
Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the
letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the
popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news
program
recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program
described below, to see if it really can make people money. The show
also
investigated whether or not the program was legal.
Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO
Laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can -follow
the simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only
$25 out of pocket cost''.
DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS
ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable opportunity.
I was approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so
glad I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for
the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received
total
$610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in''.
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
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Here is another testimonial: ''' this program has been around for a
long time but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this
again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the
simple instructions and wallaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to
come
in. First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that
made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering
the
program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The
key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
anything.'' More testimonials later but first:
===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ========
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily
and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and
AGAIN!!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME
TRUE, GUARANTEED!
INSTRUCTIONS:
================Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =================
For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT
YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose
name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN
ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail
problems.
=== When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5
reports.
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer
and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00.
Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports
from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will
be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them
from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk
in case something happens to your computer.
IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed
next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other
than what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will
loose out on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember,
this
method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!! People
have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking they
could get all the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we all
have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change
anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it will not
work for you.
Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement
and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT #5.
This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting
their fortune.
2.... Move the name & address in REPORT 4 down TO REPORT 5.
3.... Move the name & address in REPORT 3 down TO REPORT 4.
4.... Move the name & address in REPORT 2 down TO REPORT 3.
5.... Move the name & address in REPORT 1 down TO REPORT 2
6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
===============================================================
**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it
on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
Save this on a disk as well just in case you loose any data. To assist
you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you
purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which
includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of
free
classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this
venture going:
METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
===============================================================
Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and
we will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each.
Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the
response
could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many
people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000
each).Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1
Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total
of 50,000.
Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100
people responded and ordered Report # 2.
Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000
e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.
Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5
million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders
for Report! # 4. Whose 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a
total of
50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000
orders for
Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half
million).
Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500
+ 3.....$5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........ Grand
Total=$555,550.00
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE
WORST POSSIBLERESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY !
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT
OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails
each or more? There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide
and counting. Believe me, many people will do just that, and more!
METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
================================================================
Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are
hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the
Internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you
start with Method 1 and add METHOD 2 as you go along. For every $5 you
receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's
it. Always provide
same day service on all orders.
This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your
name and address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise
until they receive the report.
===================AVAILABLE REPORTS ==========================
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send
$5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure
the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On
one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you
are ordering,
YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.
PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
==============================================================
REPORT #1 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net"
Order Report #1 from:
Abdel Elhassani
5665, N Fresno st Apt 212
Fresno, Ca 93710
USA
_____________________________________________________________________
REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net"
Order Report #2 from :
Reza Dale
9455 SW 125th Ave #39
Beaverton Ore 97008
_____________________________________________________________________
REPORT #3 "The Secret to Multilevel marketing on the Net"
Order Report #3 from:
Gestur Ellert Gudnason
Skulagata 7
310 Borgarnes
Iceland
______________________________________________________________
REPORT #4 "How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net"
Order Report #4 from:
S. Lasley
4230 Edgewood Circle
Idaho Falls, Idaho 83406
USA
______________________________________________________________________
REPORT #5 "HOW TO SEND 1 MILLION E-MAILS FOR FREE"
Order Report #5 from:
J M Williams
2925 Woodland Ave APT#215
Des Moines, Iowa 50312
_Don't forget to provide your e-mail address to
receive the reports! ___________________________________________________________________________
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you
should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue
advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
=== Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN
RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will
continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name
is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a Different report.
You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report
people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND
ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO
LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business !!!
==============================================================
FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
You have just received information that can give you financial freedom
for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT.
You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you have
ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it
in
any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now.
Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put
your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 ...........# 5
as
instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out
100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them.
Remember
though, the more you send out the more potential customers! you will
reach. So
my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !
====================== MORE TESTIMONIALS======================
'' My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good
money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving
''junk mail''. I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of
the population and percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody
totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in
with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old
''I told you so'' on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was
on me!
Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she
had received total $ 147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was shocked. !
I have joined Jody in her ''hobby''.
Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
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'' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided
that the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that
I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was
surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made
$319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is
that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a better
investment with a faster return and so big''.
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
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'' I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I
wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who
to contact ! to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed
again by someone else.........11 months passed then it luckily came
again.....I did not delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my
first try and all the money came within 22 weeks''.
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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'' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made
$20,560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was $
362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet''.
Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
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ORDER YOUR
REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO
FINANCIAL FREEDOM !
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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
===============================================================
THERE IS NO NEED TO RESPOND TO THIS E-MAIL IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO RECEIVE
FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE. THIS IS A ONETIME E-MAIL.
GOOD LUCK!
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