Date Posted:Sat, Oct 04 2008, 7:19:21 Author: QBL Subject: I found this.
Hi, I hope everyone is well. I have'nt posted for a long while. I found this on a messsage board, and thought i'd share it with you.
trudybooth wrote:
Sep. 29th, 2008 02:55 pm (UTC)
I'm not a big drinker, but every year or so I'll really tie one on and have some sort of mad adventure.
I was having a cabaret karaoke birthday party at The Duplex in New York. (The reason it is "cabaret" karaoke is that the Duplex is a cabaret and a lot of the people who show up to sing karaoke are Broadway singers though some are your garden variety drunk as well.)
My friends and sisters had been buying me drinks all night. Woo hoo! I was in line to use the ladies room and looked at the gawjus bartender and told him, "It's my birthday, you should kiss me." and he did.
This is the first time in my life I have planted one on a stranger because I was drunk.
For the rest of the evening whenever I went in or out of the bathroom I'd kiss the bald buff bartender. He was wearing tight jeans, a leather vest, and no shirt. Naturally, the kisses got more elaborate. At one point as we were snogging away I said, "You're gay, right?" He replied "Yeah" and we went back to kissing. Great guy.
I was walking back into the cabaret room and this cute red-haired guy said, "So, the bartender... friend of yours?" I laughed and said,"It's my birthday so he had to kiss me." So cute red-haired guy says, "OK" and proceeds to kiss the heck out of me. (At one point I tell him, "nice ass" and he says, "not bad for 44, right?" and we go back to kissing. Please note, this is the SECOND guy I have ever made out with because I was drunk. What can I say, I'm an overachiever.)
So we stop smooching and I stagger back to my sisters. I tell them, "Cut me off. I just made out with two strangers in five minutes" and tell them the story. We all laugh (and they cut me off).
Then the MC announces, "Hey, this is special, we have an old friend in the audience tonight. Leif! Get up here!"
Sister: OMG, that's Leif Garrett!
Me: OMG, that's the guy I was kissing!
He sang very well. He kissed very well. Later in the evening he was chatting politely with my sisters and me and he helped me down the steps at the end of the night. We were on the sidewalk talking and flirting and I drunkly blurted out, "My sisters don't let me go home with strangers when I'm drunk." Smooth, Trudy, smooth. He laughed said, "Good policy!" kissed me good night and hopped in a cab.
My Sisters then put me in a cab. I don't mean they sent me home, I mean they ESCORTED me home. I'm squished between them and tell them about our conversation and they laugh.
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That's so funny because I just saw something on TV about that place & thought I'd really like to go there. -- Maggie, Sun, Oct 05 2008, 16:32:42 [1]
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Isn't he 46? Ah well, he's still cute. I'm glad he's still out there randomly smooching, it gives me something to dream about ;-) -- Bonnie, Mon, Oct 06 2008, 21:26:13 [1]
>Hi, I hope everyone is well. I have'nt posted for a
>long while. I found this on a messsage board, and
>thought i'd share it with you.
>
>trudybooth wrote:
>
>Sep. 29th, 2008 02:55 pm (UTC)
>I'm not a big drinker, but every year or so I'll
>really tie one on and have some sort of mad adventure.
>
>I was having a cabaret karaoke birthday party at The
>Duplex in New York. (The reason it is "cabaret"
>karaoke is that the Duplex is a cabaret and a lot of
>the people who show up to sing karaoke are Broadway
>singers though some are your garden variety drunk as
>well.)
>
>My friends and sisters had been buying me drinks all
>night. Woo hoo! I was in line to use the ladies room
>and looked at the gawjus bartender and told him, "It's
>my birthday, you should kiss me." and he did.
>
>This is the first time in my life I have planted one
>on a stranger because I was drunk.
>
>For the rest of the evening whenever I went in or out
>of the bathroom I'd kiss the bald buff bartender. He
>was wearing tight jeans, a leather vest, and no shirt.
>Naturally, the kisses got more elaborate. At one point
>as we were snogging away I said, "You're gay, right?"
>He replied "Yeah" and we went back to kissing. Great
>guy.
>
>I was walking back into the cabaret room and this cute
>red-haired guy said, "So, the bartender... friend of
>yours?" I laughed and said,"It's my birthday so he had
>to kiss me." So cute red-haired guy says, "OK" and
>proceeds to kiss the heck out of me. (At one point I
>tell him, "nice ass" and he says, "not bad for 44,
>right?" and we go back to kissing. Please note, this
>is the SECOND guy I have ever made out with because I
>was drunk. What can I say, I'm an overachiever.)
>
>So we stop smooching and I stagger back to my sisters.
>I tell them, "Cut me off. I just made out with two
>strangers in five minutes" and tell them the story. We
>all laugh (and they cut me off).
>
>Then the MC announces, "Hey, this is special, we have
>an old friend in the audience tonight. Leif! Get up
>here!"
>
>Sister: OMG, that's Leif Garrett!
>Me: OMG, that's the guy I was kissing!
>
>He sang very well. He kissed very well. Later in the
>evening he was chatting politely with my sisters and
>me and he helped me down the steps at the end of the
>night. We were on the sidewalk talking and flirting
>and I drunkly blurted out, "My sisters don't let me go
>home with strangers when I'm drunk." Smooth, Trudy,
>smooth. He laughed said, "Good policy!" kissed me good
>night and hopped in a cab.
>
>My Sisters then put me in a cab. I don't mean they
>sent me home, I mean they ESCORTED me home. I'm
>squished between them and tell them about our
>conversation and they laugh.
>
>Lucky lucky girl.
>
>Have fun
>
>QB.
>
>xx
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QBL, I haven't been on here in ions and after reading your magical story, it made it all worth it! WOW! -- Carrie, Mon, Jan 26 2009, 19:48:58 [1]
>Hi, I hope everyone is well. I have'nt posted for a
>long while. I found this on a messsage board, and
>thought i'd share it with you.
>
>trudybooth wrote:
>
>Sep. 29th, 2008 02:55 pm (UTC)
>I'm not a big drinker, but every year or so I'll
>really tie one on and have some sort of mad adventure.
>
>I was having a cabaret karaoke birthday party at The
>Duplex in New York. (The reason it is "cabaret"
>karaoke is that the Duplex is a cabaret and a lot of
>the people who show up to sing karaoke are Broadway
>singers though some are your garden variety drunk as
>well.)
>
>My friends and sisters had been buying me drinks all
>night. Woo hoo! I was in line to use the ladies room
>and looked at the gawjus bartender and told him, "It's
>my birthday, you should kiss me." and he did.
>
>This is the first time in my life I have planted one
>on a stranger because I was drunk.
>
>For the rest of the evening whenever I went in or out
>of the bathroom I'd kiss the bald buff bartender. He
>was wearing tight jeans, a leather vest, and no shirt.
>Naturally, the kisses got more elaborate. At one point
>as we were snogging away I said, "You're gay, right?"
>He replied "Yeah" and we went back to kissing. Great
>guy.
>
>I was walking back into the cabaret room and this cute
>red-haired guy said, "So, the bartender... friend of
>yours?" I laughed and said,"It's my birthday so he had
>to kiss me." So cute red-haired guy says, "OK" and
>proceeds to kiss the heck out of me. (At one point I
>tell him, "nice ass" and he says, "not bad for 44,
>right?" and we go back to kissing. Please note, this
>is the SECOND guy I have ever made out with because I
>was drunk. What can I say, I'm an overachiever.)
>
>So we stop smooching and I stagger back to my sisters.
>I tell them, "Cut me off. I just made out with two
>strangers in five minutes" and tell them the story. We
>all laugh (and they cut me off).
>
>Then the MC announces, "Hey, this is special, we have
>an old friend in the audience tonight. Leif! Get up
>here!"
>
>Sister: OMG, that's Leif Garrett!
>Me: OMG, that's the guy I was kissing!
>
>He sang very well. He kissed very well. Later in the
>evening he was chatting politely with my sisters and
>me and he helped me down the steps at the end of the
>night. We were on the sidewalk talking and flirting
>and I drunkly blurted out, "My sisters don't let me go
>home with strangers when I'm drunk." Smooth, Trudy,
>smooth. He laughed said, "Good policy!" kissed me good
>night and hopped in a cab.
>
>My Sisters then put me in a cab. I don't mean they
>sent me home, I mean they ESCORTED me home. I'm
>squished between them and tell them about our
>conversation and they laugh.
>
>Lucky lucky girl.
>
>Have fun
>
>QB.
>
>xx
