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Date Posted: 06/18/09 2:17pm
Author: Captain Poule
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who wants to join me?!

avast! I have a cunning plan, which is that I intend to get a big cruise type ship- the type that Bond villians with bleeding eyes play poker inside, and deck it out with cannons and other firepower, along with fake suntanning people in swimwear on the foredeck...and then...when the Somali pirates come near....I will blow them out of the water!

Everyone on board has to dress like Johnny depp, or Clive Owne in Elizabeth (Part II).

Together we shall rid the seas of piracy and Mrs Queen (and insurance companies) will be so grateful we shall all have our own small countries, or large plots of land with double garages, whatever you fancy...

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[> Ahoy ya scurvy dog, I'm with ya and I have the tattoos to prove it! -- Very Small Pirate Monster, 06/18/09 2:34pm

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Aye Aye Captain! But can I combine some of the girly skirts with Cap'n Jack's long coats? -- Roxy, Rock N Roll Pirate, 06/18/09 3:10pm

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[> [> Only if you wear an eye patch. Lookin' cool. :) -- Amy, 06/18/09 3:35pm

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[> Ready to serve. Have own peg leg and parrot. -- Liz, 06/18/09 6:32pm

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[> ok everyone...let's practise the "aaarggggh!" Pirate Call.....ready....go! -- Captain Poule, 06/19/09 6:52am

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[> "ARRRRGGGHHHH *cough *cough*" ok I'm a little out of practice -- Amy, 06/19/09 9:34am

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[> AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHOOOoooooOOOoooo.(I'm arghing AND yodeling.) -- Liz, 06/19/09 9:36am

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Arrrrrghhhhhhh woah oooo woah oooo woah OOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Pirate Roxy Paul Stanley) -- Roxy, 06/19/09 12:58pm

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[> [> WIth fanTAStic makeup... -- Amy, 06/19/09 3:14pm

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[> Has anyone seen the most recent pictures of Johnny Depp at the opening of his new film? Luscious, luscious, luscious. -- Liz, 06/20/09 11:38am

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[> [> I just picked up "From Hell" on DVD...talk about LUSCIOUS, I don't care if he's a pirate, a 19th century British detective, a man with scissorhands or even Willy Wonka, he's totally drool-able -- Amy, drooling, apparently, 06/20/09 12:59pm

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[> [> [> I've got an extra bib if you need it! -- Ellie, fellow drooler, 06/20/09 6:48pm

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[> [> [> [> focus people! This is serious! -- Captain Poule, 06/22/09 12:35pm

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[> [> [> [> [> Well, are we going pirating for lush bunnies, or not?!?! -- Amy, 06/23/09 11:47am

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[> [> [> [> [> [> *sigh!*...we could do a stop over and collect some. Bibs will be provided -- Captain Roulante of the DroolPool, 06/25/09 2:25pm

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Aha, off to the Isla De La Stud Muffins!! -- Amy, 06/25/09 2:55pm

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[> Ah, no Buttercup here, I see!(click) -- gumtree, 06/20/09 11:37pm

H.M.S. PINAFORE

OR

THE LASS THAT LOVED A SAILOR

Libretto by William S. Gilbert
Music by Sir Arthur Sullivan

As sung by :The Rt.Hon Sir Joseph Porter, K.C.B. (First Lord of the Admiralty)

When I was a lad I served a term
As office boy to an Attorney's firm.
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the handle of the big front door.
I polished up that handle so carefullee
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!

CHORUS. -- He polished, etc.

As office boy I made such a mark
That they gave me the post of a junior clerk.
I served the writs with a smile so bland,
And I copied all the letters in a big round hand--
I copied all the letters in a hand so free,
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!

CHORUS. -- He copied, etc.

In serving writs I made such a name
That an articled clerk I soon became;
I wore clean collars and a brand-new suit
For the pass examination at the Institute,
And that pass examination did so well for me,
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!

CHORUS. -- And that pass examination, etc.

Of legal knowledge I acquired such a grip
That they took me into the partnership.
And that junior partnership, I ween,
Was the only ship that I ever had seen.
But that kind of ship so suited me,
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!

CHORUS. -- But that kind, etc.

I grew so rich that I was sent
By a pocket borough into Parliament.
I always voted at my party's call,
And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.
I thought so little, they rewarded me
By making me the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!

CHORUS. -- He thought so little, etc.

Now landsmen all, whoever you may be,
If you want to rise to the top of the tree,
If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool,
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule--
Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
And you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navee!

CHORUS. -- Stick close, etc.

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[> [> Or as Peter Cooke says in The Princess Bride, "Buttercrup" -- Amy, 06/21/09 7:35pm

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