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The Odd Couple

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In remembrance of Scooter Scott 1962-2007

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OC quotes pertaining to the upcoming London Olympics. (NT) -- Crazy Nadia Comaneci, 11:40:22 06/27/12 Wed
- The Ethiopian runner is scrambling with the dexterity of a lizard, which he's then going to eat if he catches it. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 11:41:20 06/27/12 Wed
- See that? Isometrics. That's 4 pentathalons.... (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 11:42:29 06/27/12 Wed
- Everyone knows the reason London never became a world power was because of synchronized swimming. (NT) -- Crazy Lou Retton, 11:43:24 06/27/12 Wed
  - Saturday Night Live put the stop to our country having ss! (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 19:20:27 06/28/12 Thu
    - Oh, a QUOTE: Brits are 45 and out of gas! (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 19:21:40 06/28/12 Thu
      - OOPS...sorry, Jaclyn! Just making a quote. No offense. I love the British (Hugh Laurie) (NT) -- reetsietuesday\, 19:27:03 06/28/12 Thu
- What happened in Helsinki, Oscar? (NT) -- CN, 11:49:45 06/27/12 Wed
- Is that the Scandinavian water polo team? I can't tell. It's all white. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 12:01:05 06/27/12 Wed
- That's where Michael Phelps developed an allergy to fog. (NT) -- scott, 22:47:59 06/27/12 Wed
- ...He died in the relay.. (NT) -- scott (nuff said), 22:49:44 06/27/12 Wed

Fat quotes and skinny quotes (NT) -- scott, 22:31:51 06/21/12 Thu
- FAT....is the mortal enemy of that amazing organ...the human heart. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 11:52:48 06/22/12 Fri
- C'mon, Skinny. Let's Go in the dark room and see what develops. (NT) -- Salty, 19:27:02 06/22/12 Fri
- O: That's fun fat! F: I don't have any. O: You don't have any fun either. (NT) -- scott, 22:08:40 06/22/12 Fri
- Felix...that's not a skinny CPA, this is Splint McCoullough... (NT) -- Brian, 07:11:42 06/23/12 Sat
- Oscar, there's an enormous women blocking the aisle. (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 11:48:15 06/23/12 Sat
- He's so skinny! I can get my hand around his wrist! (NT) -- scott, 13:10:56 06/23/12 Sat
- If you're fat, it's a fat farm. For you it would be a blubber farm. (NT) -- scott, 13:11:54 06/23/12 Sat
  - F: (to O)-"Look at the size of that woman! If she got stuck in the emergency exit, we'd all be dead!!!" (NT) -- Jack, 21:42:09 06/23/12 Sat
- Hey, remember me with the fat daughter? (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 22:47:09 06/23/12 Sat
- I said, "if my dress were as tight as yours, I wouldn't be ordering the hot fudge sundae" (NT) -- scott, 20:26:14 06/24/12 Sun
- F:You never told me who your theater reviewer is. O:He's a short, fat, guy...moustache (NT) -- scott (or words to that effect), 22:00:15 06/25/12 Mon
- A heavyset boy jammed his truck into my shin. (NT) -- scott, 22:02:37 06/25/12 Mon
- Oy, boychick, you don't look so good. All skin and bones. (NT) -- scott, 21:40:28 07/01/12 Sun

More political correctness: Gym bans skinny people. Customers experience a reduction in morale having to exercise in front of fit people, so they are banned. Way to deal with reality, folks. -- Crazy Noodge, 11:57:06 06/20/12 Wed
- That's not really the reason I don't go. I don't go.... on account of...... I don't want to go! (NT) -- scott, 23:40:33 06/20/12 Wed
  - If Patton was here he'd SLAP your face. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 09:20:47 06/21/12 Thu
    - I'll make a chart! A Who's turn it is to use the gym chart (NT) -- Jack, 02:30:54 06/22/12 Fri
- This is in Canada. That's not even a real country. (NT) -- Mervin, 15:30:56 06/22/12 Fri
  - I was more interested to find out the "10 things he's thinking when you're naked. (NT) -- Mervin, 15:32:29 06/22/12 Fri

HEAT WAVE in NY. Its gonna be 97 degrees today and tomorrow. Any quotes? (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 09:05:09 06/20/12 Wed
- Ooh. Hot. Hot. How long before the zipper cools off? (NT) -- CN, 09:05:34 06/20/12 Wed
- You call what you got in New Y ork heat? (NT) -- scott, 10:15:53 06/20/12 Wed
  - Re: You call what you got in New Y ork heat? (NT) -- Chili today and hot tamale!, 02:26:30 06/22/12 Fri
    - chili today and hot tamale! (NT) -- Jack, 02:28:32 06/22/12 Fri

This could be a classic thread: We are having our bathroom tub/shower wall redone and installer said we can't shower or bathe for about 4-5 days. So what would Felix or Oscar say to This?! (NT) -- Jack, 16:56:45 06/19/12 Tue
- 4-5 days with no bathroom? You want me to do it with my hat on or my hat off? (NT) -- CN, 20:18:41 06/19/12 Tue
- That's too natural for me! (NT) -- Vinnie, 22:46:44 06/19/12 Tue
  - I should have said to the guy, "You want me to bathe outta my HELMET!!!" (NT) -- Jack, 00:14:58 06/20/12 Wed
- I'LL go fix the bathroom. (NT) -- Crazy Faffner, 09:03:47 06/20/12 Wed
  - I told my Mother, "Get Your Pots Outta The Sink, so I can take a bath!" (NT) -- Jack, 21:51:57 06/21/12 Thu
- Felix to Oscar: DON'T YOU DARE!!! (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 19:24:33 06/28/12 Thu

Harvard Law School professor Roberto Unger, who taught President Barack Obama classes such as Jurisprudence and Reinventing Democracy, said last month that his former student has betrayed liberals and should lose the presidency in November. (NT) -- Aristophanes, 00:08:03 06/19/12 Tue
- http://news.yahoo.com/unger-strike-obama-former-professor-says-must-not-160604104.html (NT) -- Aristophanes, 00:08:48 06/19/12 Tue
- On November 13, President Barack Obama will be asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request will come from his former professor. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 15:28:54 06/19/12 Tue
- You're a little slow on the uptake, Unger. (NT) -- scott, 23:14:43 06/28/12 Thu

I get "Forbidden" Messages When I click on the links here. I feel like I moved into the "Security Arms" Building and someone took the keys that I wrapped in the tissue paper. (NT) -- Jack, 01:11:10 06/14/12 Thu
- A lot of times I don't KNOW before 10pm if my messages are forbidden. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 16:45:39 06/14/12 Thu
- It was Peaches!! (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 22:32:32 06/15/12 Fri

Jerry O'Connnell and Portia DeRossi to play Herman and Lily Munster in a remake of the popular TV series, with Eddie Izzard as Grampa. Wonder who will play Spot? (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 16:46:33 06/13/12 Wed
- Kim Kardashian? (NT) -- Brian, 18:13:34 06/13/12 Wed
  - lol (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 22:37:49 06/15/12 Fri
- Is Jerry O'Connell the luckiest no-talent on the face of the earth? (NT) -- 52, 20:54:54 06/13/12 Wed
  - Did seeing Kim Kardashian's name make you think of that? (NT) -- CN, 16:44:39 06/14/12 Thu
  - That wntire role probably comes down to who can do the laugh. Huhhhhhhhh.huhhhhhhhh.HUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 16:46:46 06/14/12 Thu
- Why? (NT) -- Melnitz, 20:55:21 06/18/12 Mon
- The most interesting thing about this is that the remake is a DRAMA. I can't decide whether this is a very good or a very baaad idea... (NT) -- Miss Olam, 00:44:26 06/19/12 Tue
  - A drama? feh. I wonder if it will be in black and white or color like the original movie. (NT) -- CN, 15:30:57 06/19/12 Tue
  - The decision to remake it at all is a very baaaaaad idea... (NT) -- Brian, 18:23:38 06/21/12 Thu

Five dollars for socks. (NT) -- Melnitz, 01:06:37 06/12/12 Tue
- Two inches!!!! (NT) -- Mervin, 10:09:11 06/12/12 Tue
  - You know, I never had a favorite number when I was a kid. All the kids had favorite numbers, except me! (NT) -- Jack, 20:00:00 06/13/12 Wed

Lines That Were Known to Be Ad-Libbed! (List Them!) Tony said that when he is being forced of the set by security in the "Password" episode, his "Oh, Boy! What a Gyp" was ad-libbed! (NT) -- Jack, 16:38:01 06/10/12 Sun
- I'd guess Oscar saying "It's easier if you don't look back" to Golden Earrings was an ad lib. (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 20:29:35 06/10/12 Sun
- Some of the tags (epilogues) were ad-libbed. (NT) -- Brian, 16:59:09 06/11/12 Mon

That picture above looks like something that Oscar picked up from Slam Sam The Dicount Man! (NT) -- Jack, 17:16:17 06/08/12 Fri
- right off the rack... (NT) -- scott, 22:54:45 06/08/12 Fri
- Looks like he got it with a full tank of gas. (NT) -- scott, 13:56:37 06/09/12 Sat

Didn't Oscar once say, "I don't want to assume something I shouldn't"? If he did it went uncommented upon. (NT) -- scott, 00:06:54 06/08/12 Fri

anime games -- manga, 22:53:48 06/06/12 Wed
- spam. spam, spam, spam (NT) -- spam, 09:03:48 06/07/12 Thu
  - Means I'll be up all night cleaning behind the message board (NT) -- Jack, 20:01:50 06/13/12 Wed

Richard Dawson, Feh! The Eskimos favorite Leftenant dead at 79. (NT) -- Melnitz, 13:51:54 06/03/12 Sun
- SURVEY SAID!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 18:45:05 06/03/12 Sun
- Dawson�s episode had one of the top 5 dirtiest subliminal lines in it. (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 19:22:32 06/03/12 Sun
  - And that would be? (NT) -- Melnitz, 22:59:21 06/03/12 Sun
    - The old folks auditioning... The Aristocrats. (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 20:03:10 06/04/12 Mon
      - And the other 4? (NT) -- Brian, 09:58:59 06/05/12 Tue
        Two that come to mind quickly are Oscars "I'll be gentle" comment in thw Harry the midget episode & Felix's "Drop your socks" comment in the password episode. (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 20:05:16 06/05/12 Tue
        Oh wait...I thought you meant that the episode "Laugh Clown Laugh" had 4 subliminal lines. Gotta start reading these things more carefully. (NT) -- Brian, 14:12:27 06/09/12 Sat
        Stop worrying about the subliminal lines until you've got the....liminal ones right. (NT) -- CN, 15:32:04 06/19/12 Tue
- little kiss... (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 20:57:01 06/03/12 Sun

Felix's Company Name -- Stelth ((happy, peppy and bursting with love)), 07:49:51 05/30/12 Wed
- I think it was F.U. Enterprises. 380 Madison Avenue. Welcome Steith. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 21:22:28 05/30/12 Wed
  - Re: I think it was F.U. Enterprises. 380 Madison Avenue. Welcome Steith. -- Stelth, 22:05:08 05/30/12 Wed
    - There was a bit on a comedy radio show for Florida Northern University ("We're FNU"). Welcome Steith Welcome Stelth. (NT) -- scott, 05:07:55 05/31/12 Thu
      - When I was little my teenaged cousin went to school in Texas at what was Sam Houston State, but he told me it was the Sam Houston Institute of Technology and all their shirts said....well, you get it. (NT) -- CN, 13:21:07 05/31/12 Thu
        uh (NT) -- Mervin, 13:31:37 05/31/12 Thu
        Re: uh -- Stelth, 17:54:57 05/31/12 Thu

More bad news for Mayberry? In a post below, I mentioned how Jim Nabors always sings "Back Home Again in Indiana" at the Indianapolis 500. This year he didn't make it and they played a recording of last years' performance. Doesn't bode well for our Gomer. First Goober and now this? (NT) -- Melnitz, 02:57:26 05/29/12 Tue
- Hmmm....uh....that's not good, is it, Andy? (NT) -- Floyd the Noodgie Barber, 22:16:54 05/29/12 Tue
- Wellllll, gawwwwwwleeeyyyyyy!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 00:48:19 05/30/12 Wed

An Enterprise Pizza Wheel? I wonder if there are any OC product tie-in possibilities... -- Aristophanes (LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT LINK!!!), 00:58:36 05/29/12 Tue
- aaaaaand CUT! (NT) -- CN, 22:19:52 05/29/12 Tue
  - Only the director says "Cut." (NT) -- Melnitz, 13:11:32 05/30/12 Wed
- Re: Aristophanes, you've got cheese on your nose! (NT) -- Jack, 17:19:46 06/08/12 Fri

Murray (shouting as he runs out of the apartment): I'M DEAF!! (NT) -- Speed, 22:19:24 05/22/12 Tue
- I got cheese all over my uniform... (NT) -- CN, 11:07:37 05/27/12 Sun

Robin Gibb died in a London hospital after a battle with colon and liver cancer today. He was 62. Robin's series of health crises began in August 2010 when he underwent emergency surgery to treat a blocked intestine. The same hereditary condition led to Maurice's death in January 2003 at age 53. He contracted pneumonia and slipped into a coma. Robin Gibb's death today puts a spotlight on Bee Gees, one of the most successful groups in pop music history. (NT) -- Aristophanes, 19:15:24 05/20/12 Sun
- Another sad death of someone too young who made great contributions to American and global culture along with Donna Summer this week. (NT) -- CN, 22:50:41 05/20/12 Sun
  - Anyone know how KC (of the Sunshine Band) feeling these days? Maybe the Mayan Calendar was predicting the end of Disco (NT) -- Mervin, 09:44:57 05/21/12 Mon
- Sorry, dude. They still sucked. (NT) -- Melnitz, 17:48:22 05/23/12 Wed
  - Donna Summer? Also crap. (NT) -- Melnitz, 17:50:29 05/23/12 Wed
    - Nobody messes with the frog, see! Mehhh (NT) -- scott, 22:19:02 05/23/12 Wed
      - oops. should be in the thread below (NT) -- scott (might fit here too... disco frog?), 22:36:22 05/23/12 Wed
    - OK, so I imagine Melnitz was not the guy with the designer jeans and the long comb sticking out of his back pocket in the 70s. More like the guy wearing the same Black Sabbath concert shirt every day. (NT) -- Crazy Sedaka, 16:29:37 05/24/12 Thu

Can you name both episodes where both Felix & Oscar make frog noises? Ribbit Ribbit. (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 20:58:21 05/18/12 Fri
- Max and KNOCKOUT? (NT) -- CN, 21:30:26 05/18/12 Fri
- In knockout, the frog croaks but Oscar & Felix only "be be be be be" (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 17:45:41 05/20/12 Sun
  - The one where Felix was on Let Pretend. (hey Pop where ya been?) (NT) -- Mervin., 20:11:19 05/20/12 Sun
  - I remember Felix saying "Well, hello little frog" and then something about it biting him but that's it. (NT) -- CN, 22:54:29 05/20/12 Sun
- Does "Jumpka!" count? (NT) -- Salty, 14:58:14 05/29/12 Tue
- Leonards frog, they both ribbit trying to find Max. Also, when Oscar gets the radio show... Felix showed his depth when he played a frog, Oscar mimicked him. (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 19:17:20 06/03/12 Sun

Donna Summer died. "I told her to quit shakin' it in front of other guys...I told her I didn't want her moanin' on records anymore..." (NT) -- Melnitz, 14:48:33 05/17/12 Thu
- I wonder if I can still fit into my disco dancing pants. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:03:13 05/18/12 Fri
  - Wear them tomorrow. Saturday Night Nooge (NT) -- Mervin, 19:37:14 05/18/12 Fri

Great Stuff! -- Hozzai Products, 13:40:04 05/17/12 Thu
- Me wanting know. What "cock sox underwears" is? (NT) -- Melnitz (me awaiting most anxious you reply), 14:52:01 05/17/12 Thu
- Look. Your grammar tapes didn't work so I don't trust you on the penis enlargement pills. No credibility. (NT) -- CN, 13:05:16 05/18/12 Fri
- Hi friend.I am Barrister Wong sai heng, a registered Malaysian lawyer.please get back to immediately. (NT) -- Aristophanes, 01:03:36 05/19/12 Sat
- I'm beginning to wonder if my wife is posting this stuff. Her way of being subtle (NT) -- Mervin, 21:29:25 05/19/12 Sat

Next week Merv and I will be taking a day long class/seminar in professional comedy and comedy writing. Any quotes, from the show or otherwise? (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 14:26:29 05/13/12 Sun
- You could even write bumperstickers. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:27:27 05/13/12 Sun
  - You mean like "baby on board?". (NT) -- Mervin (I wonder if he wrote that.), 18:54:14 05/13/12 Sun
- I'm just gonna run around rhyming all day...Merv, blerv, snerv... (NT) -- CN...you ARE BRILLIANT!!!!!!, 09:08:30 05/14/12 Mon
- The class will be full of serious people who all want to make a career out of comedy and really study it. And then there's me. So since I'm going just for the enjoyment maybe I'll just be the obnoxios class cut-up. If you all think I can handle that role. (NT) -- CN - if this doesn't generate replies nothing will, 13:55:17 05/14/12 Mon
  - He's gonna blow the lid off the upholstery business (NT) -- Mervin, 08:12:24 05/16/12 Wed
- Eight missing teeth (NT) -- Salty, 20:30:28 05/15/12 Tue
- Good luck paisans! (NT) -- Brian, 07:29:34 05/16/12 Wed
- Perhaps you can come up with a line good enough to be one of Earl's Pearls. (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 07:57:11 05/17/12 Thu
  - Earl's Pearls? Not familiar with that one. (NT) -- CN, 10:51:20 05/17/12 Thu
    - Let me illucidate Unger... Was mentioned when Oscar was extolling the virtues of Joey Bernie's writings. (Damn, I'm actually startint to type like Cosell spoke) (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 19:29:38 05/17/12 Thu
      - Yes, I can hear your nasal twang. (NT) -- CN, 13:06:31 05/18/12 Fri
        Don't fall down and break your crown (NT) -- Mervin, 21:31:04 05/19/12 Sat
- Good Evening Ladies and Germs (NT) -- Mike M., 23:47:56 05/17/12 Thu
- TEXT BY MERV!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 01:12:10 05/19/12 Sat
  - Re: photographs by crazynoodge (NT) -- Aristophanes, 01:13:42 05/19/12 Sat

He was right. It is a biggie. (NT) -- Speed, 22:22:30 05/11/12 Fri
- You're the only clown in the world with an adding machine. (NT) -- Speed, 10:42:06 05/12/12 Sat
- The cake's got leaves all over it. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:23:01 05/12/12 Sat
- Now I've got to make them all mushrooms. (NT) -- Speed, 23:19:32 05/12/12 Sat
- It's simply, but it says it. (NT) -- scott, 12:14:48 05/13/12 Sun

Goober is dead. -- CN, 20:35:53 05/06/12 Sun
- Gomer lives! (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:07:51 05/08/12 Tue
  - I had to look that up. I assumed Jim Nabors dies years ago. Nope! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 11:41:55 05/09/12 Wed
    - Every year he sings "Back Home Again in Indiana" at the Indianapolis 500, and every year I can't believe he's still alive. One year they had Florence Henderson stand in for him when he couldn't make it "for health reasons." I figured for sure the end was near for Gomer. Nope, that was like 15 years ago. He was back the next year and he's still going strong. Gomer, you magnificent bastard, my hat is off to you. (NT) -- Melnitz, 17:58:38 05/09/12 Wed
      - I was more surprised when I read Jim was good friends with Burt Reynolds (NT) -- scott, 22:56:06 05/09/12 Wed
        The weirdest pair of celebrity BFFs I ever heard of was Marlon Brando and Wall Cox. They apparently were best friends and both of them were motorcycle enthusiasts. Marlon Brando had possesion of Wally's ashes after he died. Now that's an Odd Couple! (NT) -- Melnitz, 19:10:22 05/11/12 Fri
        Veddy interesting. But schtupid! (NT) -- Merv, 11:01:21 05/13/12 Sun
        I liked Melnitz better as a curmudgeon than as a racon-TEUR. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:46:28 05/13/12 Sun
        What? I can't be both? (NT) -- Melnitz (Raconmudgeon), 10:56:40 05/14/12 Mon
        I forgot. You're ambidextrous. (NT) -- CN, 13:52:55 05/14/12 Mon

Anyone want to follow Paul Williams? He'll be in Las Vegas 5/18 and 5/19 -- scott, 12:09:18 05/05/12 Sat
- If he was playing in the NY/NJ area, I'd probably go. And I don't mean Albany. ;) (NT) -- pb, 13:18:49 05/09/12 Wed
  - Who wants to go to Albany? That's the number one reason many highly qualified candidates don't run for Governor! (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:01:06 05/09/12 Wed

the odd couple -- belinda, 14:21:47 05/03/12 Thu
- Sorry, no British version but I hear they may come out one in Vienese. (NT) -- Mervin, 18:58:39 05/03/12 Thu
  - Re: Sorry, no British version but I hear they may come out one in Vienese. -- WayneBiscuit (:(), 20:19:14 10/29/12 Mon

I recently saw an old documentary on Hitler, Jesse Owens and the 1936 Berlin Olympics. In discussing Owens' fame after the Olympics in 1950 they showed a clip of when he was a contestant on What's My Line around 1950, and one of the panelists was Tony Randall. (NT) -- CN, 11:54:10 05/03/12 Thu
- Owens appeared on WML in 1960 before the Rome games- he stumped the panel. Thre's a clip on Youtube. Randall also appeared twice as a mystery guest (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 20:51:39 05/03/12 Thu

This who board is becoming Franklin Lange (NT) -- Mervin, 13:26:18 05/02/12 Wed
- I don't have time to unravel this thread. (NT) -- CN, 11:49:38 05/03/12 Thu
- I assume that's Franklin Lange. Why does he appear to be wearing a jail issue orange jumpsuit? (NT) -- CN, 11:52:03 05/03/12 Thu

Happy 90th Mr. Klugman!!! (NT) -- Myrna, 08:22:37 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy Birthday Jack! (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 20:49:33 04/27/12 Fri
- Gray all over. Happy Birthday, Mr Madisoy (NT) -- scott, 22:50:04 04/27/12 Fri
- Oscar Madison celebrates 90th year of sloppiness! (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 09:35:19 04/29/12 Sun

Barbra Streisand turns 70 today. -- CN, 16:03:25 04/24/12 Tue
- You know, I always liked her. Happy birthday Barbra! (NT) -- Mervin, 20:57:29 04/24/12 Tue
  - I would ask people to combine OC lines and Streisand song lyrics but I'd be afraid I might know some. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge - Meeeeemories.....HONK!, 11:54:17 04/25/12 Wed
- It's her original nose (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 23:26:47 04/24/12 Tue
- Barbra was overheard while discussing the possibility of finaly having the bump removed from her nose. "Fate gave me my nose, fate will take my nose away." (NT) -- Steve, 11:29:06 04/25/12 Wed
- How am I a FUN-NEE, FUN-NEE girl?! (NT) -- CN - damn , here they come, 12:07:37 04/25/12 Wed
- People who need people are the luckiest people in the world. (NT) -- Salty, 21:45:03 04/25/12 Wed
- I am Hugh. You are me?? (NT) -- scott, 23:00:14 04/25/12 Wed

Lets do something we haven't done in a looooooooong time. Lets quote a show. How about starting with "The Laundry Orgy?" (NT) -- Mervin, 13:56:59 04/23/12 Mon
- "are you a mysterious Arab sheik?" (NT) -- Mervin, 13:57:44 04/23/12 Mon
  - No, I'm a hot Jewish cop. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:57:05 04/23/12 Mon
- Tiiiiiny Bubbles...... (NT) -- Crazy Ho., 14:29:50 04/23/12 Mon
- I just wanted you to know that I voted NO (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 19:08:41 04/23/12 Mon
- There are things growing under there! (NT) -- Brian, 19:55:42 04/23/12 Mon
- Tiny bubbles....crap, I already wrote it but then saw Crazy beat me. (NT) -- 52, 19:56:31 04/23/12 Mon
- Everyone thinks I'm hypochondriac? Makes me sick (NT) -- Mervin, 20:13:12 04/23/12 Mon
- I didn't think anybody made Lady Fingers anymore (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 23:13:44 04/27/12 Fri

Knicks played the Hawks today. No Bucks. (NT) -- 52, 01:05:50 04/23/12 Mon

He had a good beat.... Dick Clark dies at 82. RIP. -- Crazy Noodge, 16:41:33 04/18/12 Wed
- For $25,000...ready GO! (NT) -- 52nd Street Pyramid, 14:22:55 04/19/12 Thu
  - Things a grape might say. (NT) -- Steve, 07:49:14 04/20/12 Fri
    - Even if I'm dead, I'm a raisin (NT) -- scott, 23:27:45 05/13/12 Sun

OK, this one is it for me for today. Kim Kardashian has announced that she is running for Mayor of Glendale, California. I bet when she goes into the voting booth she asks where she's supposed to put her clothes. I hope she wins. -- Crazy Noodge, 16:53:12 04/17/12 Tue
- Now, which one is Kim Kardashian again? (NT) -- Brian, 17:00:40 04/17/12 Tue
- oh brother. We didn't learn our lesson with Arnold? (NT) -- 52, 14:23:59 04/19/12 Thu
  - Harry Truman put a chicken in every pot, Kim can put a whole lotta junk in the trunk (NT) -- Mervin, 13:58:19 04/20/12 Fri
    - You got any black voters? I like black voters. (NT) -- Krazy Kardashian, 13:40:08 04/21/12 Sat
- Did she lock up the Indian vote? (NT) -- Vinnie, 08:12:52 04/23/12 Mon
  - No but she sure to get the Romulan swing vote (NT) -- Mervin the Trekkie, 13:54:06 04/23/12 Mon

Not political correctness, but equally as embarrassing in that once again authority figures failing to use judgment and instead just applying rules. -- CN, 16:40:01 04/17/12 Tue
- Political correctness can also be somewhat subjective (NT) -- The77, 10:45:44 04/24/12 Tue

I was on another message board complaingin about sort, and someone wrote back to me with, "Feh" (NT) -- 52, 13:12:27 04/16/12 Mon
- Was that you? (hopefully a recognizable reference) (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 14:57:52 04/16/12 Mon
- "Sort?" Don't even get me started about sort! What is it? (NT) -- Melnitz, 19:09:54 04/16/12 Mon
  - Would you care for a sort? I know I would. (NT) -- Brian, 09:54:46 04/17/12 Tue

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