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The Odd Couple

Its not polite to tell

In remembrance of Scooter Scott 1962-2007

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Garry Walberg, 90, a character actor best known for playing Lt. Frank Monahan on the NBC crime drama "Quincy, M.E." from 1976 to 1983, died March 27 at an assisted-living facility in Northridge of chronic pulmonary obstructive disease and congestive heart failure, his family said. A native of Buffalo, N.Y., Walberg had dozens of TV appearances from the early 1950s to the '90s on such series as "Rawhide," "Star Trek," "The Fugitive," "Peyton Place," "Lassie," "Gunsmoke" and "The Odd Couple." (NT) -- Myrne, 12:23:00 04/16/12 Mon
- Wow, he was right down the street in Northridge and I didn't know. RIP to our Speed (NT) -- 52, 13:11:08 04/16/12 Mon
- RIP, Speed. A little used but valuable character. (NT) -- CN, 14:59:28 04/16/12 Mon
- A few nights ago I saw Felix Gets Sick and Speed was cracking me up. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 07:36:52 04/17/12 Tue

Aren't you the guy who got the survivors of the Titanic together? (NT) -- Brian, 08:47:16 04/15/12 Sun
- I can't find the "Like" button! (NT) -- Wild Willie, 07:38:26 04/17/12 Tue

One more for the PC crowd. No more "his" and "hers". Now we're all "hens". -- Crazy Neutral, 15:49:57 04/13/12 Fri
- (Cl)uck. (NT) -- Brian, 18:53:32 04/13/12 Fri
- Here's some more political correctness gone berserk (link inside). -- Melnitz, 22:35:32 04/13/12 Fri
  - That girl is clearly a troublemaker. Any time you want to express your point of view on anything you are required togive equal time to every other point of view out there. That's just common sense. Wel, if that's what everyone ELSE thinks. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 12:49:50 04/14/12 Sat
  - Wow... I thought we'd reached rock bottom with this pc-crrraaap. (NT) -- Salty, 17:59:18 04/14/12 Sat
  - Now, not only do you have to be completely tolerant of every other jackass's stupid "life choices," but you actually have to apologize for being normal. (NT) -- Melnitz, 19:06:27 04/16/12 Mon
    - that was in chapter 8 of "Kivi och Monsterhund.". (Oh, you've read that book too) (NT) -- Mervin, 13:53:37 04/17/12 Tue
    - Story of my life. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:57:35 04/17/12 Tue
      - Sweden is creating no gender specific children and a guy who calls himself has Crazy Nooge has to apologize for being normal? Harumph! Harumph! Harumph! Harumph! (NT) -- Mervin, 14:03:55 04/17/12 Tue
- What is the point of all this? (NT) -- Mervin, 14:00:07 04/17/12 Tue
  - Unless we all conform, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no POSSIBLE way we can all remain FREE.....Frank Burns. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 16:36:16 04/17/12 Tue
  - I would think you'd be happy as a parent. One set of clothes for all the kids, one public bathroom. and there would be no such thing as sex discrimination if we were all treated the same all the time. (NT) -- CN, 16:37:57 04/17/12 Tue

Friday the 13th. Any quotes? Any expectations for today? (NT) -- Superstitious Noodge, 09:54:25 04/13/12 Fri

60 Minutes Mike Wallace dies at 93. -- CN, 11:02:17 04/09/12 Mon
- ZOOOOOM IN!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 18:21:45 04/09/12 Mon
- He was a giant among reporters and they resented him for it! (NT) -- Bummy Davis, 11:03:46 04/12/12 Thu

So there I was yesterday having a nice, quiet "Friday before a holiday" type of day, when very people are in the office and no one is especially productive or pressured and many people are leaving from 1-3pm. And then at 2pm my boss calls and asks me to put together something that we will go over as soon as I'm done with it on a conference call to California. So from 2-4:30 I had a hectic afternoon. Where do these people get this distorted work ethic? Working hard on holiday Fridays? Feh! (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 15:06:22 04/07/12 Sat
- I don't have time to unravel your boss' logic (NT) -- Aristophanes, 10:27:46 04/08/12 Sun

I just made a Matzodilla. Two Matzohs filled with melted cheese and salsa. Hey, Its still Kosher. (NT) -- Mervin (The Unorthodox Jew), 09:37:30 04/07/12 Sat
- Can they smell it in Japan? (NT) -- Brian, 12:13:40 04/07/12 Sat
- What about the guacamole'? (needs something green) (NT) -- CN, 14:53:59 04/07/12 Sat
- Didn't Matzodilla fight Mothra on an island in the Pacific? (NT) -- CN, 21:06:20 04/07/12 Sat
  - Re: No...that was Mecha-Matzodilla that fought Mothra. (NT) -- Aristophanes, 10:32:47 04/08/12 Sun
    - Matzodilla fought Gamera...or was it the Smog Monster? (NT) -- Aristophanes, 17:21:53 04/08/12 Sun
      - It was Megamatzodilla. (NT) -- Brian, 12:26:58 04/09/12 Mon

I just heard the audio ad attached to this message board. Its for a show called "Don't trust the "B" in apt 23" they are using a veiled mix of the Odd Couple theme music. J'CUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! (NT) -- Mervin, 09:34:19 04/07/12 Sat

Happy Easter/Passover to anyone out there. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 11:10:22 04/06/12 Fri
- Meh! It's Good Friday. Don't remind me - I don't wanna talk about it! (NT) -- Jesus (they appreeeciate nothing, and the know nothing!), 14:55:30 04/06/12 Fri

Sometimes in this board I get the feeling that Crazy Nooge and I are the sole survivors of a nuclear holocaust (NT) -- Mervin (I wanna be alone by myself!), 21:09:14 04/05/12 Thu
- Kind of reminds me of the very beginning of the board when there were only a few people here and the only talk was OC talk. (NT) -- CN, 21:16:22 04/05/12 Thu
- Ouch! The Noodge is an okay guy, but he's no Tuesday Weld, that's for sure. (NT) -- Melnitz, 14:53:06 04/06/12 Fri
  - Also, might I inquire, what am I, chopped liver? (NT) -- Melnitz, 17:01:22 04/06/12 Fri
    - at best! (NT) -- scott, 15:41:32 04/07/12 Sat
- Well, I do come to the board and post on some occasion, whether or not I get a response. But then, it's practically the same on most other social media sites. Maybe it's me. I don't know. (NT) -- Brian, 21:15:25 04/06/12 Fri
  - Did someone just say something? (NT) -- CN, 23:06:20 04/06/12 Fri
    - Yeah. I have a message. It's a chain letter! (NT) -- Brian, 07:38:48 04/07/12 Sat
      - lol! (NT) -- scott, 15:43:51 04/07/12 Sat
- I'm checking in periodically. Keeping a low profile. (NT) -- Speed, 22:47:44 04/06/12 Fri
  - You're so good at it. Like Ozzie Nelson. (NT) -- CN, 21:08:09 04/07/12 Sat
  - (hic) ditto (NT) -- Salty, 21:58:11 04/10/12 Tue
- Every now and then I get a little melancholy thinking about the old days (NT) -- Mervin (Ooooooooh!), 22:54:41 04/06/12 Fri
  - You GOT dat?! (NT) -- CN, 23:07:12 04/06/12 Fri
- It's lonely having a high I.Q. (NT) -- Aristophanes, 20:58:55 04/08/12 Sun
  - High I.Q. too! (NT) -- Merv Costello, 10:25:13 04/09/12 Mon
    - THIS is why no one comes here anymore. (NT) -- CN, 11:41:31 04/09/12 Mon
      - YEAH! It's a lot like sex! (NT) -- Aristophanes (It happens to us all at some time.), 18:21:08 04/09/12 Mon
        Nobody comes? (NT) -- Mervin, 15:42:49 04/12/12 Thu
        That's a hot one!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes (good one Merv!), 23:56:37 04/13/12 Fri

re-casting Animal House -- Crazy Blutarsky, 16:19:18 04/05/12 Thu
- NO! NO! NO! WRONG!WRONG!WRONG! Don't read this. Go to the next thread. (NT) -- CN, 16:21:12 04/05/12 Thu
  - NOOOOO! Thaths wrong you dumb bunny ! Try Again! (NT) -- Daffy Merv, 21:07:08 04/05/12 Thu

If you had to remake Animal House which of today's starts would you choose to play the key roles? (NT) -- Mervin, 13:33:56 04/05/12 Thu
- Sorry, the above thread should be a response to THIS ONE! -- Crazy Blutarsky, 16:20:19 04/05/12 Thu

Do you think Caddyshack would have been as funny or funnier with or without Chevy Chase? (NT) -- Mervin, 13:32:16 04/05/12 Thu
- He was okay. He fit the character pretty well. (NT) -- Melnitz, 14:58:46 04/06/12 Fri

A waffle Iron?? (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 20:50:56 04/01/12 Sun
- You have any bedroom furniture back there? (NT) -- scott, 21:21:46 04/01/12 Sun
- Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake the envelope (NT) -- 52, 21:00:11 04/02/12 Mon
- Oscar now has $800 in his hands. But THAT'S not why Oscar is smiling..... (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:25:07 04/03/12 Tue
  - It was $1,000. But I digress... (NT) -- Brian, 21:54:14 04/06/12 Fri
    - Digressing costs $200. (NT) -- CN, 23:08:41 04/06/12 Fri
- Ohhh...you BLEW it!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 20:59:47 04/08/12 Sun

I was watching an HBO movie on Bobby Fisher, and they had him on Dick Cavett Show from around 1972. Sitting next to Bobby was Tony Randall, and the 3 of them were talking chess. It was a nice surprise to see a clip of Tony in the middle of a chess documentary. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 17:43:37 04/01/12 Sun
- ... we'll start with Eddie Fisher (NT) -- scott, 20:26:13 04/02/12 Mon

To all the Cheap Trick fans: Friday night, July 20 is a Met game at Citi Field against the Dodgers, but there is also a promotional memo about the game that says "Cheap Trick Concert", which seems to mean that they will be playing after the game I guess. If you're a real fan and want to find out about it check with the Mets or go to their site at www.nymets.com. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:33:30 03/29/12 Thu
- Unless you'd rather find a girl who will turn one on Roosevelt Avenue (NT) -- Mervin, 14:14:34 03/29/12 Thu
- I have heard of this Cheap Trick before. I wish I could make it. They are opening up for Aerosmith this summer, but the Mets game will be just them. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 14:54:19 03/29/12 Thu

Magic Johnson buys Dodgers for $2 Billion. Any quotes? (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 09:08:40 03/28/12 Wed
- Showtime!! (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 18:14:41 03/28/12 Wed
- Shoot, I tipped the doorman more that than this morning (NT) -- scott, 09:46:23 03/29/12 Thu
- Maybe Walt Fraiser will buy the Mets (NT) -- Mervin, 14:15:35 03/29/12 Thu
- Mark and Laurie love Magic! (NT) -- 52, 14:55:28 03/29/12 Thu
- I'll buy that! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 01:04:12 03/30/12 Fri
- I hope it does better than his pink slime business did. See link -- scott, 15:38:42 04/07/12 Sat
- hmmm a quote.... For a coyote it's edible (NT) -- scott, 15:39:51 04/07/12 Sat
  - sorry. I was going with pink slime quotes (NT) -- scott, 15:46:24 04/07/12 Sat

Miss Universe pagaent disqualifies candidate for being born a boy. Who knew they were guilty of c*ck-blocking? So the father finds out his daughter was born a boy. But WHY? WHYYYYYYY does he find out? -- Crazy Burt Parks - here he comes Miss YOUooooo-niverse, 17:04:31 03/27/12 Tue

The Knicks played the Bucks tonight! (NT) -- 52, 00:14:49 03/27/12 Tue
- The Knicks and the Bucks and the Hawks... (NT) -- Steve, 07:10:04 03/27/12 Tue
- Win? Who wants to win? (NT) -- CN, 13:39:29 03/27/12 Tue

The Jets get Tim Tebow. Let the madness begin. (NT) -- CN, 15:01:21 03/21/12 Wed
- I GUARANTEE the Jets win the Super Bowl this year. (NT) -- Crazy Rex, 16:04:10 03/21/12 Wed

In honor of Murray State making the NCAA basketball tournament, any famous Murray quotes? (NT) -- Mike M., 05:09:31 03/18/12 Sun
- Hair! (NT) -- Mike M., 05:11:36 03/18/12 Sun
- It won't work without a bone Oscar. (NT) -- Mike M., 05:13:24 03/18/12 Sun
- First. where are my cookies? (NT) -- scott, 13:18:06 03/18/12 Sun
- Awwww.... I got CHEESE all over my uniform. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 19:17:29 03/18/12 Sun
- No reception...............I ate light. (NT) -- Mike M., 20:58:08 03/18/12 Sun
- I didn't know you got a beagle! (NT) -- scott, 21:31:52 03/18/12 Sun
  - You had me fooled, I really thought it was a Beagle (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 22:04:47 03/19/12 Mon
- Ergo, she can only sing into a kitchen...Well, that's another theory. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 23:22:25 03/18/12 Sun
- Just call me buttercup... (NT) -- Speed, 06:35:01 03/19/12 Mon
- Come in Murray..... (NT) -- scott (he didn't say it had to be SAID by Murray), 21:27:45 03/19/12 Mon
- Murray!! Use your coaster (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 22:07:34 03/19/12 Mon
- I'M DEAF!!! (NT) -- Miss Olam, 02:32:30 03/21/12 Wed
- Everybody picks on the men in blue! (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 08:36:18 03/23/12 Fri
- I'm taking Roger under my wing. (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 03:31:15 03/25/12 Sun
  - Why don't you take him under your nose? (NT) -- scott ((has to destroy Nosenstein)), 13:00:50 03/25/12 Sun

I give up. Who's the picture? (NT) -- Melnitz, 00:53:57 03/18/12 Sun
- I dont really know. I was looking for something Murrayish and I found her. I didnt think anyone would mind (NT) -- Mervin, 20:38:14 03/18/12 Sun
  - To you, she is Murray-ish? (NT) -- CN, 10:04:07 03/20/12 Tue
- I thought it was Tina Fey, at first. (NT) -- Brian, 18:19:48 03/21/12 Wed

Comedian Gallagher recovering from heart attack. Loved this guy -- Crazy Noodge, 22:43:34 03/15/12 Thu
- Yeah, and Bashing a watermelon is quite thought provoking. (NT) -- Mervin, 08:03:27 03/16/12 Fri
  - I guess you only go for high brow humor. Hello, ladies and germs. (NT) -- CN, 20:49:57 03/16/12 Fri

Hello, my dear. I've got my eye on you. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 19:53:03 03/15/12 Thu
- So the father finds out his daughter is a prostitute. Who cares? (NT) -- Mervin, 08:06:21 03/16/12 Fri
- Wow!!! .......... that's Miriam (NT) -- scott, 22:06:19 03/16/12 Fri
- Some people take me for Roumanian. (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 13:57:31 03/25/12 Sun

Team Mangudai -- Team Mangudai, 12:02:52 03/14/12 Wed
- What does this mean to the average man? (NT) -- Mervin, 08:04:54 03/16/12 Fri

Currently watching the Season 3 DVD's of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" (1957-58). Already I have come across an episode with Jack Klugman ("Mail Order Prophet") and Oscar Homolka ("Reward to Finder"). (NT) -- Brian, 18:17:37 03/13/12 Tue
- Re: Currently watching the Season 3 DVD's of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" (1957-58). Already I have come across an episode with Jack Klugman ("Mail Order Prophet") and Oscar Homolka ("Reward to Finder"). (NT) -- You know Oscar Homolka?, 19:15:09 03/13/12 Tue

Help ! Do any of you use SKYPE? I have a skype video interview coming up, and I am trying to do a "test" video-call to make sure everything works. So if you feel like a quick video-chat about the Odd Couple while helping me test my setup, let me know...Thanks! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:04:53 03/08/12 Thu
- The only guy I know with that kind of setup is, unfortunately, in jail. Yup. They got Skyper! (NT) -- Melnitz, 04:19:16 03/09/12 Fri
  - Update: The jailbird skype guy is dead. He made homosexual advances on another inmate, and got shanked. That's right - he ended his sentence with a proposition. (NT) -- Melnitz (I got a million of 'em!), 04:22:59 03/09/12 Fri
    - Is this thing on? I know you're out there - I can hear you breathing... (NT) -- Melnitz, 04:25:38 03/09/12 Fri
      - And you said my jokes were stale. This is the stuff that killed radio (NT) -- Mervin, 07:00:26 03/09/12 Fri
      - And I have to apologize for making fun of a dead monkee. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 09:16:53 03/09/12 Fri
        I'm not your stepping stone (NT) -- Mervin, 13:45:33 03/12/12 Mon
- Send me an e mail Tom. I'll Skype ya. BTW, the true hep cats are using FaceTime. Skype is so 2009 (NT) -- Mervin, 07:04:26 03/09/12 Fri

Due to Health Issues, Jack Klugman Withdraws From George Street Playhouse Production of Twelve Angry Men (see inside) -- Myrna, 11:15:02 03/07/12 Wed
- C-A-N-A-R-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y (NT) -- Aristophanes (get well soon), 13:48:36 03/07/12 Wed
  - bird?? (NT) -- scott, 23:33:47 03/14/12 Wed
- thats too bad. I just watched the movie for the first time ever (NT) -- 52, 20:15:51 03/08/12 Thu

Not a good month for former Mets: Gary Carter passes away and now Len Dykstra sentenced to jail. -- Crazy Noodge, 10:47:38 03/06/12 Tue
- Remember it's Bail before Jail if your name is Nails! (NT) -- Vinnie, 00:38:11 03/08/12 Thu

A brief political message. If you've been paying attention to the news, you're aware of Rush Limbaugh's recent vilification of law student Sandra Fluke. If you're as disgusted with this reactionary fat pig as I am, please take a second to sign the on-line petition to pull him off the air (link inside). Thank you, you may now go about your regularly scheduled Odd Couple business. Oh, and I'd also like to endorse Oscar Madison for City Council! -- Melnitz, 22:05:35 03/03/12 Sat
- I don't usually mess with stuff like this but ok, since I agree with all points. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 09:57:18 03/04/12 Sun
- Done! (NT) -- Brian, 10:41:34 03/04/12 Sun
- LOOK AT THAT!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WOMAN!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes (Oh! Those are man-boobs! mybad), 00:30:24 03/05/12 Mon
- She should sue him; sue his head off! (NT) -- scott, 22:42:39 03/05/12 Mon
- Is she the one with the big...? (NT) -- Vinnie, 23:39:40 03/05/12 Mon
- I.m Mad for Madison (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 21:14:07 03/07/12 Wed
- Mel, I'm not a politico, but do these things ever have the desired impact? If a guy has an audience of millions and you get 10,000 people to sign a petition, is it going to have any effect? Doesn't it all come down to money instead of what's right? (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 09:34:57 03/08/12 Thu

What Odd couple things should we do for Justin Bieber's 18th birthday today? (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 12:32:43 03/01/12 Thu
- This and that...hack around... (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:53:10 03/01/12 Thu
- F: "My daughter is in love with Paul Williams!" O: "Could be worse..could be Justin Bieber." (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:55:30 03/01/12 Thu
- Have him and his girlfriend rob a place so we can tell the police "The other one needed a haircut". (NT) -- Brian, 13:03:31 03/01/12 Thu
- Oh boy!!! A SEX QUIZ!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes ("Maybe!"), 13:35:38 03/01/12 Thu
- Throw him a birthday party...with a THEME. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:39:12 03/01/12 Thu
- Stuff my cheeks full of nuts (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 15:03:38 03/01/12 Thu
  - Who are you, Jerry Sandusky? (NT) -- Mervin, 10:55:44 03/02/12 Fri
- Pinch my cheeks so I look cute. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 15:34:06 03/01/12 Thu
- Buy him a smoking Jacket (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 18:09:13 03/01/12 Thu
  - LOL. Justin Bieber? Whos that? :P (NT) -- Roger Bradley, 18:22:16 03/01/12 Thu
    - The boy who bit you (NT) -- Mervin, 10:51:55 03/02/12 Fri
    - I'm sorry, I don't know who she is. (NT) -- Melnitz, 16:27:10 03/02/12 Fri
- They got Bieber! (NT) -- Melnitz, 16:28:23 03/02/12 Fri
- Well, invite the Pidgeon Sisters and Sherman the Clown (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 10:42:29 03/03/12 Sat
- Spill your guts cupcake! (NT) -- Mike M., 22:10:32 03/04/12 Sun

HEY! HEY We're dead! Davy Jones dead. -- Crazy Noodge, 14:20:04 02/29/12 Wed
- Now who am I going to get to take me to the prom? (NT) -- Crazy Noodge - Davy Jones Fan Club President, 16:08:39 02/29/12 Wed
  - Do you know a girl who would like to go with me? (NT) -- Aristophanes Jones, 21:24:47 02/29/12 Wed
    - Do I?!!!! (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:37:56 03/01/12 Thu
- does Marsha Brady know? (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 18:08:00 03/01/12 Thu
- CN, over the years you've posted many funny things. This is not one of them. (NT) -- Wild Willie (I miss Davy), 09:59:36 03/04/12 Sun
  - Well, nobody's perfect. I've seen worse here and elsewhere, but, sorry if it offended you. (NT) -- CN, 12:44:45 03/04/12 Sun

LEAP Day. In Yugoslavia its called Jumpka Day. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 09:24:25 02/29/12 Wed
- I just saw this post. Good one Noodge! Except now it would have to be "In Bosnia-Herzogovia, it's called Jumpka Day" (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:12:10 03/08/12 Thu

Edwins Restaurant Best Caribbean Feast in Canada -- Sanita John, 03:41:55 02/25/12 Sat
- Oh, great! Jerked poutine and mangoes with maple syrup! (It's the only way to eat a mango - it's fun!) (NT) -- Melnitz, 04:03:12 02/25/12 Sat
  - I'll buy that! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 12:41:35 02/25/12 Sat
- Which one is Edwin again? (NT) -- 52, 12:56:00 02/25/12 Sat
- Sl�bg�sbord! (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 19:57:04 02/25/12 Sat
- "Best Caribbean Feast in Canada"? Is that like being "Best Chardonnay from South Dakota"? (NT) -- Dull Bee, 21:56:45 02/26/12 Sun
- You need to eat fast before your food freezes. (NT) -- Mike M. - Token Eskimo, 06:02:57 02/28/12 Tue
- If I ever go there... LOL (NT) -- Maurice Oscars, 18:24:09 03/01/12 Thu

Its Feb 23rd in NY and its 60 degrees outside. Any quotes? (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 09:22:28 02/23/12 Thu
- Pretty soon the tree will be blooming, and the bird will be singing. (NT) -- Dull Bee, 18:46:17 02/24/12 Fri
- Makes me want to lie near a babbling brook (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 13:33:33 02/25/12 Sat

Okay, more TV. Just saw a kid named Carter Kinch. I can only assume his parents loved "Hogan's Heroes." I'll ask his brothers, Schultz and Hofstadter. (NT) -- Melnitz, 15:24:57 02/21/12 Tue
- Don't you have HIPAA laws in your state? (NT) -- scott, 00:08:11 02/22/12 Wed
  - Wouldn't that be FERPA...not HIPAA (NT) -- Aristophanes (so sue me), 00:31:35 02/22/12 Wed
- You know what happens when you ASSUME anything! (NT) -- Myrna, 07:23:53 02/23/12 Thu
- Hehe ;) (NT) -- Jay, 14:41:37 02/29/12 Wed

Okay. Trivia question for trivial minds. I was thinking about "Lost in Space" last night and mentioned that it had 2 different opening themes during its run. "Happy Days," also (Rock Around the Clock, and Happy Days). I know there were others, but I can't think of them. Little help? BTW, I don't mean songs with different lyrics or arrangements (a la "Gilligan's Island"), I mean two different themes. (NT) -- Melnitz, 10:10:14 02/21/12 Tue
- I don't know if you'll want to count this but Monday Night Football went from its synthesizer heavy song which I forget the name of to the current Hank Williams "Are You Ready for Some Football"? (NT) -- CN, 12:16:09 02/21/12 Tue
- First thought was the Drew Carey show- at least two- Five O clock world and Cleveland rocks- (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 13:08:15 02/21/12 Tue
  - Ooh - good one! Franklin Lange - on the job! Something tells me there are more from the 60s, though. (NT) -- Melnitz, 15:22:53 02/21/12 Tue
  - And in the first season it was an original (?) song called "Moon Over Parma" (NT) -- Jaclyn, 10:24:59 03/01/12 Thu
- Enclosed is the list of titles that had more than one opening, at least those that I came up with anyway... -- Brian, 08:06:18 02/22/12 Wed
  - "Bachelor Father!" I remember watching that a lot when one of the NY stations ran it in syndication. None of those ring any bells with me. Definitely different themes and not just different arrangements? (NT) -- Melnitz, 14:11:01 02/22/12 Wed
    - Yes...definitely different themes...one of them composed by John'ny' Williams. (NT) -- Brian, 08:09:41 02/23/12 Thu
- Partridge Family (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 14:20:33 02/22/12 Wed
  - what two songs did Partridges have? I only remember the "come on get Happy" (NT) -- 52, 12:58:23 02/25/12 Sat
    - "When we're singin" was the first year (NT) -- FL, 19:45:24 02/25/12 Sat
- Land of the Lost had two different opening songs. "Marshall, Will and Holly..." vs...."Will and Holly Marshall,..." (NT) -- Aristophanes (Why do I remember this stuff?), 23:53:17 02/26/12 Sun
  - The show had the same theme song, just with slightly different lyrics. (NT) -- Brian, 00:49:32 02/27/12 Mon
- "Simon & Simon" and "Monk". Also, "Babylon 5" had a different narration & theme song for each of its 5 seasons. (NT) -- Miss Olam, 02:10:17 02/27/12 Mon
- I think "Suddenly Susan" (the Brooke Shields show) qualifies. Not that I watched it that much, but I remember it having a "rock" version of some classical song during the first season, and then a different song afterwards. (NT) -- Jaclyn, 10:27:38 03/01/12 Thu
- Holy snap! I had forgotten about Lost in Space. I cant believe I had forgotten about it! (NT) -- Jeremiah F., 10:10:53 03/02/12 Fri

NT) -- Hbomb, 02:13:19 02/19/12 Sun
- Should we tell Hbomb that his attempt to post a photo bombed? (NT) -- ah HAHAHAHAHA!!, 13:45:05 02/19/12 Sun

" I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish...'cause fishes have much better lives than people..." R.I.P Don Knotts. (NT) -- Melnitz, 04:04:05 02/18/12 Sat
- And that makes three! (NT) -- Mercin (Well that was quick), 10:12:18 02/18/12 Sat
- So if someone else dies it doesn't count? (NT) -- Mike M., 13:17:19 02/19/12 Sun
  - We start a second round of 3. (NT) -- Crazy Vulture, 13:47:16 02/19/12 Sun
- His whole body was a weapon! RIP Mr. Limpit. (NT) -- myrna, 07:23:14 02/20/12 Mon
  - Don Knotts died 6 years ago. No one noticed (NT) -- Mervin, 14:19:30 02/23/12 Thu
- Hehe (NT) -- Don F, 18:26:13 03/01/12 Thu

With all this bad new around us, anything funny happen to anyone lately? I ask because of what just happened to me now. I went into a deli and ordered a "rare hamburger with nothing on it". The guy asked if I wanted cheese. I said no. Nothing. He asked if I wanted lettuce and tomato. I said "nothing on it". So what did he give me? A hamburger with no bun. (NT) -- CN, 12:57:43 02/17/12 Fri
- No bun? How did it sit? (NT) -- Dull Bee, 21:51:25 02/17/12 Fri
- I sold my second car recently to a guy with a thick accent. He kept asking me how many kids I had, so I thought it was strange. Turns out he was asking about my "keys" and I only thought he was asking "kids" (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 23:15:53 02/17/12 Fri
- I found out that my wife was born on Bill Quinn's (Dr. Melnitz's) 50th birthday. May 6th of this year will be Bill's 100th birthday (as well as the 75th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster). That is your fun fact of the day. Thank you and good night. (NT) -- Melnitz, 03:52:43 02/18/12 Sat
  - So that make this your wife's 50th birthday - its like an isoceles triangle. (NT) -- Mike M., 13:20:23 02/19/12 Sun
    - You'd think that, but due to a warp in the fabric of the space-time continuum, my wife is in stasis at age 39. Or so I'm told. Same thing happened to Jack Benny. I, however, will be 50 this year. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:49:37 02/19/12 Sun
  - I've always said that your wife isn't half the man that Bill Quinn is. Turns out I was wrong. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:46:25 02/19/12 Sun
  - So every 25 years someone significant to your life is born AND/OR an unbelievably tragic event occurs. Good rule of thumb. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:49:16 02/19/12 Sun
    - My wife was born on the anniversary of the Hindenburg, I was born on the anniversary of the battle of Midway, and my sister was born on the anniversary of Hiroshima. Even funnier, when my Dad (a WWII USMC vet) finally broke down and bought a Japanese car in the 80s, the day he ordered it was the Marine Corps Birthday (Nov.10th?) and the car was delivered on Dec. 7th! (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:41:20 02/19/12 Sun
      - Oh, yeah. When my Mom died last year, it was the same day as the Japanese Earthquake and Tsunami. My sister joked that God said, "Ellen, get up here! We got a lot coming in today and we need you in the kitchen!" (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:45:26 02/19/12 Sun
        On some Cosmic level, we got issues with the Japanese. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:54:36 02/19/12 Sun
- He could have given you the bottom part of the bun known as "under it". (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 13:41:53 02/25/12 Sat

Mets Catcher Gary Carter passes away at ge 57. -- Crazy Noodge, 10:52:41 02/17/12 Fri
- Hard to believe he was only with the Mets for 5 of his 19 seasons. Seems like many more. RIP. (NT) -- CN, 10:57:51 02/17/12 Fri
  - Player of the month? Does that mean he got the "good" parking spot? (NT) -- Mervin, 12:07:03 02/17/12 Fri
    - Blasphemer!! (NT) -- CN, 12:14:32 02/17/12 Fri
- If you believe in the whole "celebrities die in 3s" thing then apparently this is 80s week. Whitney Houston, Gary Carter... hopefully it stops there for people who are way too young. (NT) -- CN, 12:12:49 02/17/12 Fri
- Being a Boston supporter, I never liked him. That is...never liked him, but would have loved to have had him on my team. (NT) -- Dull Bee, 22:00:34 02/17/12 Fri
- In Rocheseter growing up, I used to get the Montreal French speaking station and hear the Expos games. You know what it sounds like: "Avec de la moi avec moi de la Gary Carter frans le la avec la vous... (NT) -- 52, 23:17:41 02/17/12 Fri
  - I liked hearing them introduce John Boccabella. (NT) -- CN, 13:53:16 02/19/12 Sun
    - Jhohn . . .Boc-ca-BELL-la. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:10:32 02/24/12 Fri
- So much for clean living (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 12:28:03 02/18/12 Sat

Holy Crap! More political correctness! This one is unbelievable. Its actually a clever funny little joke but some PC douchebags are all upset over it. -- CN, 09:36:44 02/16/12 Thu
- They're are just upset because the top player in the NBA is Asian (NT) -- Mervin, 12:00:46 02/17/12 Fri
  - Right. Kobe. (NT) -- CN, 12:18:09 02/17/12 Fri
    - You got a beef? Bryant's Asian. I'd steak my reputation on it! (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:52:12 02/19/12 Sun
      - Mmmmeat. Mmmmeat. (NT) -- CN, 22:22:42 02/19/12 Sun

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Whitney Houston, who reigned as pop music's queen until her majestic voice and regal image were ravaged by drug use, erratic behavior and a tumultuous marriage to singer Bobby Brown, has died. She was 48. (NT) -- Aristophanes, 20:24:31 02/11/12 Sat
- Aside from the tragedy that a relatively young person has died who did not have to, its sad that her life became such a pathetic mess that now jokes will be all over that will take away from the acknowledgement of her gift and talent. And I'm not above it either. Its just the way things are. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 20:53:12 02/11/12 Sat
  - Ok, I'm. Sorry she died and I am. Sympathetic to the challenges in her life. Gotta be honest, she was a great talent but I hated every single one of her songs (NT) -- Mervin (I hate fucking anthem songs), 20:57:43 02/11/12 Sat
    - Yeah, those Grammy Awards tomorrow night should really be fun now. (NT) -- CN, 21:12:05 02/11/12 Sat
    - Where was Kevin Costner when she needed him? (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 21:14:45 02/11/12 Sat
      - Diddling some skinny white chick (NT) -- Mervin, 22:22:34 02/11/12 Sat
- Meh, I never liked her. She was a shreiker like Mariah Carey. Fifteen notes where one would suffice. Technically impressive but not very musical. Kind of the Yngwie Malmsteen of singing. Plus, she's been doggedly treading the path to self destruction for so long, I'm surprised she made it this far. Sorry she's dead, but not broken up. Too bad she'll be mourned and lionized now and nobody will get the take home lesson about the dangers of substance abuse and excess. (NT) -- Melnitz, 21:00:41 02/12/12 Sun
  - Huh? lionized? (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 13:39:56 02/25/12 Sat
    - I think he meant "idolized". (NT) -- Brian, 07:54:22 02/27/12 Mon

Any plans for Valentine's Day? Any quotes? (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 17:52:07 02/11/12 Sat
- I got my wife a sheep's head with "I love you" written on it (NT) -- Mervin, 21:05:22 02/11/12 Sat
- I got my wife a bear with a jar of honey. I don't think she would like an inscription: You're built like a........ (NT) -- Mike M., 22:08:34 02/12/12 Sun

My mother thinks that all the world's problems can be solved with chocolate cake. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 14:23:31 02/11/12 Sat
- I like your mom (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 15:22:44 02/11/12 Sat
  - Unfortunately you should have seen what happened when I told her to take a Hostess Cupcake instead of her blood pressure medication. (NT) -- CN, 16:22:39 02/11/12 Sat
    - What is she going to do when Hostess goes Belly up? They filed for bankruptcy protection (NT) -- Mervin, 20:11:00 02/12/12 Sun
    - A pill for a cake, a cake for a pill...what's the difference? (NT) -- Melnitz, 21:02:56 02/12/12 Sun
      - It makes a great deal of difference! (NT) -- scott (on the job), 05:40:50 02/19/12 Sun

Lines mentioning dairy products (NT) -- Speed, 22:12:14 02/09/12 Thu
- I yelled cheese it, Oscar. (NT) -- Speed, 22:12:58 02/09/12 Thu
- I smell cheese! (NT) -- scott, 22:15:52 02/09/12 Thu
- Every BODY needs pizza and beer. (NT) -- scott, 22:22:53 02/09/12 Thu
- It's either very new cheese or very old meat. (NT) -- Myrna, 07:14:36 02/10/12 Fri
- I haven't seen a room that clean since I worked in a dairy. (NT) -- scott (more of a place than a product), 10:31:38 02/10/12 Fri
- I've done it!!! I've invented PENICILLIN!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes (That's right! THE BIG "P"), 13:27:41 02/10/12 Fri
- I'm in yogurt. I take whatever goes sour on Roger. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 14:45:38 02/10/12 Fri
- a schocklit fudgcicle. (NT) -- CN, 14:46:59 02/10/12 Fri
- Actually, I'm in milk. (NT) -- Brian, 17:21:55 02/10/12 Fri
  - Thank you for telling us where you are sitting, Brian. (NT) -- scott, 21:46:16 02/10/12 Fri
- I thought it was a mouse with a piece of cheese. (NT) -- Speed, 20:03:38 02/10/12 Fri
- It's your christmas gift- assorted cheeses (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 08:36:20 02/11/12 Sat
- O: Where's the butter? F: On your sleeve. (NT) -- Dull Bee, 14:46:43 02/12/12 Sun
- Gloria, you forgot the whipped cream! (NT) -- Miss Olam, 18:33:41 02/12/12 Sun
- Let's stick the fork of friendship in Oscar's fondue. (NT) -- Mike M., 22:13:44 02/12/12 Sun
- No butter just salt.....I love salt. (NT) -- Mike M., 22:15:59 02/12/12 Sun

Hey, pardon me for asking but who's that little old man? (NT) -- Wild Willie (I don't look like him at all), 07:35:59 02/08/12 Wed
- He's very clean. (NT) -- Vinnie, 19:49:35 02/08/12 Wed
- What do I have to do to get you to come? ASK ME! Come?! LOVE to!!!! (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 14:24:32 02/11/12 Sat

Trivia Du Jour - In what episode is Ronald Reagan mentioned? (NT) -- Mike M., 15:15:23 02/07/12 Tue
- The Hollywood Story (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor dairy farmer/guess taker, 07:54:44 02/08/12 Wed
  - Very wrong (NT) -- Mike M., 19:22:41 02/08/12 Wed
- Splat.......It was I Do..I Don't (NT) -- Mike M., 21:33:48 02/11/12 Sat
  - "Splat!" I haven't heard that in years. (NT) -- Melnitz, 21:04:54 02/12/12 Sun
    - I'm at least trying to get a good checker game going. (NT) -- Mike M. (Social Director), 22:11:15 02/12/12 Sun

The Car Guys on NPR started their show this week with "Any fan of the Odd Couple knows what happens when you assume..." (NT) -- Melnitz, 01:09:40 02/07/12 Tue
- You call what you've got on NPR Odd Couple fans? (NT) -- CN, 08:55:52 02/07/12 Tue

I was just informed that the Giants parade passes right in front of my buidling. How lucky I am. Any OC quotes I can yell from the window? (NT) -- CN, 15:31:43 02/06/12 Mon
- Tip: go to lunch a 6:30 am. (NT) -- Mervin (Yankee parade veteran and former downtown commuter), 00:25:25 02/07/12 Tue
- So I come out of the subway and everyone starts cheering. It was quite humbling. I didn't know I meant so much to them. (NT) -- CN, 08:54:59 02/07/12 Tue
- Jump! (NT) -- Mike M., 15:09:22 02/07/12 Tue
- Is there a blizzard? I can't tell its all white. (NT) -- Mike M., 16:24:51 02/07/12 Tue
- And I hope you get lucky (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 18:21:47 02/09/12 Thu

Ron Paul should go fix the bathroom. (NT) -- CN, 11:44:49 02/06/12 Mon
- Re: Ron Paul should go fix the bathroom. He can go fill up the tub and bob for apples! (NT) -- Jack, 13:39:28 02/06/12 Mon

Super Bowl commercial for Careerbuilder wih man and chimps set to OC theme song. (NT) -- CN, 21:23:27 02/05/12 Sun
- I was going to hum along with the music but as my nephew was watching the Super Bowl with me I thought otherwise. (NT) -- Brian, 11:45:32 02/06/12 Mon
  - YOUUUUUUU wre watching the Super Bowl? Was it only because of the presence of this nephew? (NT) -- CN, 11:59:47 02/06/12 Mon
    - Would have watched it regardless. Just recently got into the sport. And why is this so surprising? (NT) -- Brian, 13:24:11 02/06/12 Mon
      - YOU like football?!!! You ain't exactly no Steve Canyon (NT) -- Mervin, 15:13:36 02/06/12 Mon
      - The only sure bet on SB Sunday up to now has been you not watching it. So what drew you to the game? The drama? The skill? (NT) -- CN, 15:52:50 02/06/12 Mon
      - Brian's nephew, as Brian teaches him the finer points of football: Uncle Brian, we're dancing again. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 09:51:53 02/07/12 Tue
- hehe yeah (NT) -- Joe T, 18:17:30 02/06/12 Mon

I thought it was a bear with a jar of honey (NT) -- Speed, 17:37:47 02/05/12 Sun
- I thought it was a rabbit. (NT) -- Mike M., 20:02:16 02/05/12 Sun

American Idol winner Adam Lambert becoming new frontman for Queen. Any thoughts or quotes on this? -- CN, 18:49:05 02/04/12 Sat
- Honestly, I don't know who she is (NT) -- Aristophanes, 10:20:06 02/05/12 Sun
- That's the best you could do? Freddy Mercury is turning over in his grave. (NT) -- Mike M., 20:03:58 02/05/12 Sun
- Why? (NT) -- Brian, 11:46:23 02/06/12 Mon
  - No one can replace Freedie. (NT) -- Mike M., 15:10:31 02/07/12 Tue
- Could be worse. Could be Clay Aiken. (NT) -- Melnitz, 20:47:46 02/07/12 Tue

Trivia Du Jour - Name the two episodes in which Charlie Chan was mentioned. (NT) -- Mike M., 15:33:49 02/04/12 Sat
- Password--GrEaT cLuEs!?!? If Charlie Chan had these clues, he'd be running a laundry! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 10:21:43 02/05/12 Sun
- The Blackout - What would Charlie Chan do? (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 13:58:20 02/05/12 Sun
- Congratulations to Aristophanes and Roger and those that have a #1 son. (NT) -- Mike M., 20:01:22 02/05/12 Sun
  - From Charlie Chan in Egypt (1935): "Theory like mist on eyeglasses, obscures facts." (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 22:23:11 02/05/12 Sun

I have to get a new bed!!! The price I want however is just for my IDEA of a bed! LOL! (NT) -- Jack, 11:05:23 02/04/12 Sat
- How much is it without the sundries? (NT) -- Melnitz, 14:12:37 02/04/12 Sat
- Get on Let's Make a Deal (NT) -- Mike Monty, 15:32:19 02/04/12 Sat

Death to USA! Long live Iran! --- Israel = Illegal state --- (NT) -- Indio Cauhtemoc (from Venezuela), 08:27:37 02/04/12 Sat
- Eh, ya brudda blows bubble gum! (NT) -- Bugs Mervin, 20:42:59 02/04/12 Sat
- What a maroon. (NT) -- Mike Bunny, 00:29:44 02/05/12 Sun

Find the filth! (NT) -- Speed, 22:14:27 02/02/12 Thu
- In other woyyydzzz!!! What is wrong with did peeekturrrre! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 22:44:00 02/02/12 Thu
- This is the internet. Give it a second. The filth will find you. (NT) -- Melnitz, 02:04:38 02/03/12 Fri
- DROP THAT !!! (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 20:29:25 02/03/12 Fri
  - I don't think it's the cleanest thing in the world to put the spoon back in the pot after its been in your mouth! (NT) -- Jack, 11:17:52 02/04/12 Sat

Just saw a pediatric patient named Salvatore Bernstein. I'm guessing he's the child of a mixed marriage. His Mother made me dance the Kazatsky, his father made me dance the Tarantella. (NT) -- Melnitz, 19:12:37 02/02/12 Thu
- Check that - reverse it . His Father made me dance the Kazatsky, his Mother made me dance the Tarantella. (NT) -- Melnitz (Lookadis, I 'm too dumb to be a bigot over here!), 19:15:20 02/02/12 Thu
- I say there's a 3,000 percent chance he grows up to be a tailor. (NT) -- CN, 21:05:03 02/02/12 Thu

I don't suppose any of you got early stock in Facebook and are now becoming million/billiinaires as soon as it goes public later this year? (NT) -- CN, 12:23:13 02/02/12 Thu
- Nope. I failed once again to grab an opportunity of any kind whatsoever. :( (NT) -- rick t b, 14:48:21 02/02/12 Thu
- Damn, where's the Time Machine when you need it Doc Brown (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 20:37:44 02/03/12 Fri
- What's Facebook (NT) -- Winklevos, 21:36:39 02/03/12 Fri
  - Facebook? Who needs that? I just called Lloyd, he shook my hand, and told me I was insured! (NT) -- Jack, 11:20:34 02/04/12 Sat
- Shouldn't it be called Facekindle by now? (NT) -- Brian, 12:20:55 02/05/12 Sun

GROUNDHOG DAY!!!!!!!! (NT) -- CN, 11:55:52 02/02/12 Thu
- I thought it was a mouse with a piece of cheese. (NT) -- scott, 10:23:50 02/03/12 Fri
  - A Mouse!!!??? Time to jump up on top of the desk. Can you do this? (NT) -- Jack, 13:42:46 02/06/12 Mon

'Soul Train' host Don Cornelius dead of suicide (NT) -- Aristophanes, 13:31:59 02/01/12 Wed
- By the time police arrived it was too late for him to be unscrambled. No, really, that show was quite an achievement and a real part of American culture. Such a shame if it does turn out to be suicide. (NT) -- CN, 20:16:26 02/01/12 Wed
  - and it had a great beat. (NT) -- scott, 22:48:12 02/01/12 Wed
- I always thought of Don as the black Dick Clark. Cool, cool voice he had (NT) -- 52, 01:45:39 02/02/12 Thu
  - The cool heavy bull (NT) -- Mike M., 22:30:47 02/03/12 Fri

Trivia Du Jour - Name an episode where Oscar smokes a cigarette? (NT) -- Mike M., 11:49:45 02/01/12 Wed
- The Mandar Episode - he smokes one when he does his Bogart schtick (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:59:59 02/01/12 Wed
  - Re: The Mandar Episode - he smokes one when he does his Bogart schtick (NT) -- Yep...Mandar, 01:44:30 02/02/12 Thu
- Mandar is correct. Congrats to Melnitz and people that like strawberries. (NT) -- Mike M., 08:55:11 02/03/12 Fri
  - I had forgotten he smoked a cigarette until I saw that episode recently. (NT) -- Mike M., 08:57:51 02/03/12 Fri
    - On a Night to Dismember - he was holding one.. (NT) -- reetsietuesday (on a tuesday), 10:01:31 02/07/12 Tue

Does anyone care about the Oscars anymore? (NT) -- 52, 23:55:27 01/31/12 Tue
- Yes, foreign people, those with special disabilities and those in politically correct categories, who are the only ones who can win, definitely care. I watched some of the SAG Awards the other night only to see Betty White win best actress in a comedy. Its not her fault that the world is squeezing her age for all its worth but enough already with giving her the "Still Upright" Award at every turn. (NT) -- CN, 09:32:52 02/01/12 Wed
- Don't ask me as I hate ALL awards shows including sports. (NT) -- Mike M., 11:47:47 02/01/12 Wed
- Sure! Oscar Madison, Oscar Meyer, Oscar Homolka... (NT) -- Vinnie, 21:38:54 02/01/12 Wed
  - LOL (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 20:40:08 02/03/12 Fri
- Not really. But I thought the reference to the Film Actor's Guild in Team America was pretty funny. (NT) -- scott, 22:45:13 02/01/12 Wed
- So which snooty pretentious movie....no, wait...."fillllllm"....will win this year? The Ar-teest)? Is Helen Mirren or Merryl Streep in a movie where they play a British aristocracy? Is anybody mentally challenged? (NT) -- CN, 09:13:45 02/02/12 Thu
  - Glen Close plays a gender-bending transvestite Edwardian butler. That oughta take it. Unless Meryl Streep did something with an accent. (NT) -- Melnitz, 15:48:31 02/02/12 Thu
- Don't talk to me about the Oscars, willya? All that sticky, phony goodwill... (NT) -- Brian, 15:18:06 02/02/12 Thu
  - "Once there was a man named Oscar, OSCAR, OSCAR, OSCAR!!!" (NT) -- Jack, 11:07:28 02/04/12 Sat

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