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Date Posted: 20:39:44 07/18/14 Fri
Author: Jack
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Subject: How Felix Might Have Written "Ode to a Toothbrush!" (Inside)

We never hear Felix's Ode to a Toothbrush in the Odd Couple episode, "The Pen is Mightier Than the Pencil", so I created something that he might have written.

Ode to A Toothbrush

by Felix Unger

Brush with me gently, your teeth are your friends
With a light, soft, touch, from beginning to end
Using delicate strokes, twice a day between meals
You'll be amazed, in awe, at how clean your teeth feel!

With a handle and bristles
Your teeth's friend and chum
Keep your mouth happy, don't forget the gums!

A mouth has other friends
Such as paste, mouthwash, and floss
But a toothbrush is essential
It knows it's the boss.

Take your time to be neat
There's no need to rush
You have your mouth's greatest friend
A new Toothbrush!

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