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The Odd Couple

In remembrance of Scooter Scott 1962-2007

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The Mets don't play tonight. Any suggestions on what I should do all evening? (NT) -- Owen (don't you DARE.), 15:25:09 07/31/08 Thu
- Go fill the tub and bob for apples. (NT) -- uw, 15:43:42 07/31/08 Thu
- Lay down on your cot with eyes closed (NT) -- Speed, 15:55:50 07/31/08 Thu
- Go to the movies with a bag of fruit. (NT) -- Harry Hit, 16:13:20 07/31/08 Thu
- Watch the ducks put their heads through the fru frus (NT) -- Harry Hit, 16:16:31 07/31/08 Thu
- Pump some bilge water. (NT) -- Nancy, 16:43:49 07/31/08 Thu
  - Nice one! I LOL'ed at work (NT) -- Red River, 17:25:43 07/31/08 Thu
- Go take your dog for shots. (NT) -- Andre LP, 17:06:04 07/31/08 Thu
- Why don't you shampoo the rug? Look for hairs. Lift up weights and look for Communists. (NT) -- Andre LP, 17:07:09 07/31/08 Thu
- Play "Gus Lesnovich Sings Lightweight Hits" on your i-Pod (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 17:38:34 07/31/08 Thu
- Improvise! (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 17:53:43 07/31/08 Thu
- Look around at the accoutrements. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 19:00:03 07/31/08 Thu
- Read a toothpaste tube. (NT) -- Brian, 20:20:35 07/31/08 Thu
  - Vacuum the showing curtain, sing "Peg Of My Heart" to your fern, read "The Story of Stamps," than go watch an ant hill for 4 hours! (NT) -- Jack, 20:27:01 07/31/08 Thu
    - Correction: That should be SHOWER curtain, not SHOWING curtain! LOL! (NT) -- Jack, 20:32:32 07/31/08 Thu
- This and that...Hack around... (NT) -- Melnitz, 20:45:45 07/31/08 Thu
- Teach some geese to honk. (NT) -- Dull Bee, 21:45:47 07/31/08 Thu
- Go hit a pickle against the wall..... (NT) -- Blinky Madison, 00:24:04 08/01/08 Fri
- Mix Chinese and Italian (NT) -- Mervin, 09:33:24 08/01/08 Fri
- Thank you all for your...*ahem*....useful suggestions. I ended up just changing shelf paper and shampooing the rugs. (NT) -- Owen, 10:28:49 08/01/08 Fri
  - Did the ants get confused? (NT) -- Mervin, 10:33:35 08/01/08 Fri
    - LOL!!! Well Mervin, as I watched the ants go to and fro, I noticed that one of the little fellas had trouble carrying his load. He pushed and he pulled but he just couldn't do it! I was rooting for him! I always root for the under ant! (NT) -- Jack, 14:12:05 08/01/08 Fri
- Watch the WNBA, they fight now.... (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 21:05:50 08/01/08 Fri
- Do the flopsy mopsy dance (NT) -- LuLuBoomBoomChiChiDumDum, 23:43:47 08/01/08 Fri
  - Go watch Sesame Street, that's on now! (NT) -- Jack, 03:55:24 08/02/08 Sat

Today's Birthdays for July 31st include... -- Silent Sam, 10:39:50 07/31/08 Thu
- I wish my brother George was here (NT) -- Liberace Rigoletto, 11:44:56 07/31/08 Thu
- Gus Frerotte. Now there's a winner. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:23:29 07/31/08 Thu
- Come with me if you want to live. (NT) -- Andre LP, 14:37:51 07/31/08 Thu

Disgusting......Packers offer Favre $20 million! To stay home!!!!! -- BR, 23:02:39 07/30/08 Wed
- I tipped my door man more than that. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 02:29:39 07/31/08 Thu
  - Taaaaaaaaaaake the envelope!!! (NT) -- Loretta Spoon, 20:43:44 07/31/08 Thu
- Funny "headline" about Favre in today's "theonion.com". (NT) -- Dull "What is this thing 'Link' of which you speak?" Bee, 21:54:42 07/31/08 Thu
  - Here it is. -- uw, 22:38:12 07/31/08 Thu
    - Here's another good one...."Rodgers offers to not play for only $15 million" -- BR, 07:55:58 08/01/08 Fri

Farnsworth is gone!!! I am happy!! I don't even care that we got Ivan Rodriguez, as long as Farny is gone gone gone !!!!!! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 18:17:01 07/30/08 Wed
- I was happy when the Cubs let him go. Hard to believe the Tigers gave up I-Rod for him. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 18:37:08 07/30/08 Wed
- Farnsworth looked really good in his last game against the Red Sox. But, lately everyone looks good compared to the Red Sox. This whole business with Manny is destroying team morale. (NT) -- Speed, 22:04:44 07/30/08 Wed
  - Now I see Latroy Hawkins was sent to Houston. Another good move. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 11:08:04 07/31/08 Thu
    - I'd still prefer to have Bonds over all these other guys acquired this week. Just the fear of pitching to him makes the guy behind him so much better. But oh well (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 12:05:55 07/31/08 Thu
      - Tom, I'm at the point where there are some guys I don't want on my team even if they are productive because I just don't want to root for them. (NT) -- Owen, 12:13:48 07/31/08 Thu
        Innocent until proven guilty. (OR...innocent until you pay the victim to go away, like Kobe did) (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 14:32:20 07/31/08 Thu
        With Bonds its not just the steroids. He's a jerk and I don't want to root for him as a person. I first felt that way when the Knicks got Sprewell after the choking incident. But after he was there for a while and was a good guy I figured it was just a one time incident. That is until he went mentally nuts and claimed he couldn't feed his family on $14 million a year. What do they EAT?! (NT) -- Owen, 15:04:40 07/31/08 Thu
        It's expensive to eat out. (NT) -- uw, 15:45:07 07/31/08 Thu
        Mixing Chinese and Italian every night adds up. (NT) -- Red river, 17:26:51 07/31/08 Thu
        Owen, I'll bet they eat nuts and berries. The local Indians subsisted on nuts and berries! (NT) -- Jack, 20:31:22 07/31/08 Thu
        That's why you don't see any local Indians. (NT) -- scott, 21:41:13 08/02/08 Sat

List ANY professional sports teams that Oscar (or anyone else) mentioned on the show. (NT) -- Andre LP, 13:35:45 07/30/08 Wed
- Get me the N ew York Jets file! (NT) -- Andre LP, 13:36:33 07/30/08 Wed
- The Knicks, the Hawks and the Bucks! (NT) -- Mike M., 13:39:55 07/30/08 Wed
- I'm gonna go watch the Mets slaughter the Cardinals! (NT) -- Mike M., 13:40:48 07/30/08 Wed
- The Cowboys, Giants and Bengals from the Cosell episodes.` (NT) -- Red River, 14:01:43 07/30/08 Wed
  - Cosell named all the Baltimore Colts. (NT) -- Owen, 18:38:13 07/30/08 Wed
- Chargers and Oilers (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 14:15:28 07/30/08 Wed
- The NY Rangers when Blanche got hit by a puck (NT) -- Andre LP, 14:19:23 07/30/08 Wed
  - Vs. Detroit Red Wings (NT) -- BR, 16:50:58 07/30/08 Wed
- Does Roller Derby count? (NT) -- Rigoletto, 14:47:53 07/30/08 Wed
  - They're showing those old 70's roller derby matches on MSG Vault now. (NT) -- uw, 16:05:56 07/30/08 Wed
- New York Yankees regulation hat.... (NT) -- Blinky Madison, 14:50:37 07/30/08 Wed
- In "The Flying Felix", what were the two teams playing that Oscar went to cover their game so he could join Felix? (NT) -- Andre LP, 15:37:02 07/30/08 Wed
  - The Chargers and the Oilers (in San Diego) (NT) -- Rigoletto, 15:58:37 07/30/08 Wed
    - And what game was Oscar covering with the Young Oscar Madison? (NT) -- Andre LP, 16:18:44 07/30/08 Wed
  - Originally it was the Jets-Dolphins in NY, but Oscar switched to cover the Chargers at Oilers (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 18:13:42 07/30/08 Wed
- The L.A. Rams. (NT) -- uw, 16:09:32 07/30/08 Wed
- The Fictional Forth Worth Longhorns owned by Slim Daniels. (NT) -- Owen, 18:39:37 07/30/08 Wed
  - Hey Owen, where's da posse??? (NT) -- Ma Gump, 18:46:06 07/30/08 Wed
    - Not as easy to find as it used to be, I'll tell you THAT. (NT) -- Owen, 22:06:34 07/30/08 Wed
- And the fictional Fort Worth Blues (baseball team). (NT) -- Mike M. (22?), 19:13:56 07/30/08 Wed
  - Did Leonard's football team have a name? (NT) -- 52, 19:47:02 07/30/08 Wed
    - I don't recall, but he wished luck to the Trojans (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 21:54:41 07/30/08 Wed
- GLORIA: I wonder who the New York Rangers are playing tonight. (NT) -- LuLuBoomBoomChiChiDumDum, 22:12:12 07/30/08 Wed
- "To my favorite fuzz; love, Chi-Chi Rita Cabellero, captain of the Jersey City Jammers." (NT) -- Brian, 22:24:46 07/30/08 Wed
- ...and the Dallas Cowboys blocked a veal cutlet. (NT) -- BR, 23:03:30 07/30/08 Wed
- Green Bay Packers can be heard on TV in Chuck Chin episode and Oscar is dictating to Myrna in Barnacle Adventure and mentions Packers and KC Chiefs while Felix is ranting about Manny. (NT) -- BR, 23:25:06 07/30/08 Wed
- The Brooklyn Dodgers (NT) -- Miss Olam, 02:05:12 07/31/08 Thu
- When Oscar was practicing for Monday Night football in front of the tv with Felix they said the Pittsburgh Steelers. (NT) -- Owen, 10:02:52 07/31/08 Thu
- That Establishment paper? Doesn't it bother you.... Oscar: I cover The Knicks. (NT) -- Andre LP, 11:06:10 07/31/08 Thu

Today's Birthdays for July 30th include... -- Silent Sam, 09:25:43 07/30/08 Wed
- Now will you train me, Boss?... I'll be back... Oh, please stay by me, Diana... Kookie, lend me your comb... (NT) -- Speed, 11:21:07 07/30/08 Wed
- "77 Sunset Strip........" (NT) -- Rigoletto, 11:29:56 07/30/08 Wed

Another list: The Top 20 Albums of All Time (For Real) This one by a formula. I always heard that Pet Sounds was one of the best albums ever, but not according to this guy. -- Owen, 07:57:58 07/30/08 Wed
- You do realize that the Grammy's are prejudice against Heavy Metal. Metallica got the token grammy of the group (NT) -- Mervin (Master of Puppets), 09:23:06 07/30/08 Wed
  - Angry, long haired, tattooed white males just can't get a fair shake in this country. (NT) -- Owen, 09:37:10 07/30/08 Wed
    - "and the sign said, long haired, freaky people, need not apply" (NT) -- Mervin, 10:04:34 07/30/08 Wed
- I just saw a fun article last week on that little naked boy from the cover of the Nirvana album. he is now 17 and still gets teased by his friends. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 11:54:28 07/30/08 Wed
  - Probably cause his goodies are the same size (NT) -- Mervin, 17:11:50 07/30/08 Wed
- I like his methodology. Billboard was a much more reliable tool when the Hot 100 measured radio play and song popularity by station as well as sales. Nowadays, the Rush fan club could organize a week where we all ran out and bought Fly By Night (1975) for $7.99 and it would be the #1 album in the USA. How can soundscan and downloads be the basis for the charts is beyond me. (NT) -- Red River, 12:25:33 07/30/08 Wed
- I usually balk at these, but I think this guy did a pretty good job. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:06:45 07/30/08 Wed
- The Stones not being on an all-time album list is like the Yankees (or Juventus FC) not being on an all-time succesful sports franchise list.. I would put Exile on Main Street into the 20 slot. (NT) -- uw, 21:04:17 07/30/08 Wed
- This must be the list he used for top selling albums of all time....link inside -- Franklin Lange, 22:04:29 07/30/08 Wed

Awesome Odd Couple merchandise on Cafe Press -- Zamboni, 00:55:04 07/30/08 Wed
- Yes, my list will be populated with some of this merchandise this year. (NT) -- Red River, 08:00:21 07/30/08 Wed
- Where the hell did they get that guy's face for the Chicken Delicious, Will Ya? shirt?? (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:27:40 07/30/08 Wed
- Good question. They should add a Flagler Kennel Club shirt like your, Tom. (NT) -- Red River, 14:11:02 07/30/08 Wed
  - Wow, good memory Red. I just wore that a few weeks ago. It's bright, blinding orange, so I can only wear it on gloomy days. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 14:16:47 07/30/08 Wed
  - That is a good one Red. They should have "Flagler Kennel Club" on the front with "If you don't have that kind of money, then you don't get that kind of Dog" on the back (NT) -- Rigoletto, 14:51:36 07/30/08 Wed
  - Great idea Rig! That would be awesome! (NT) -- Red River, 17:54:09 07/30/08 Wed

The Jets have cut their punter who wears #4. The way has been paved. (NT) -- uw, 21:28:27 07/29/08 Tue
- This Packer fan must also be an Odd Couple fan....... -- BR, 22:31:01 07/29/08 Tue

hospital mates -- jim egin, 20:57:26 07/29/08 Tue
- " Jim, Never gave her Flowers" Our Seargent's name was Jim. (NT) -- Mervin, 09:01:12 07/30/08 Wed

Oh I love your suits. It must have been a b*tch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf. (NT) -- Speed, 15:02:08 07/29/08 Tue
- Yeah! It's Big Enos and Little Enos. "Son, you're looking at a legend." "I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy. " (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:41:45 07/29/08 Tue
- When that earthquake hit, I thought I went 10-100. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:44:22 07/29/08 Tue
  - Better than a 10-200. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 17:16:48 07/29/08 Tue
- Where's Tom? Hopefully, he was at a Cheap Trick concert .. out of state. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:48:39 07/29/08 Tue
- Good one Speed (NT) -- Rigoletto, 16:55:52 07/29/08 Tue
- Smokey & the Bandit was written by the Odd Couple's own Charles Sheyer, an early episode writer. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 17:23:40 07/29/08 Tue
- What was that? A left .. or half a U. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 17:54:56 07/29/08 Tue
  - I'll have a double diablo burger and a Dr. Pepper. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 20:08:32 07/29/08 Tue
    - Strike that ! It was just a diablo burger, not a double. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 20:41:38 07/29/08 Tue
      - "When we get home I'm gonna punch yo mamma right in the mouth" (NT) -- Mervin, 09:02:32 07/30/08 Wed
        "For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio." (NT) -- Harry Hit (What the hell is the world coming to?), 09:52:09 07/30/08 Wed
        What do the damn German's got to do this?! (NT) -- Mervin, 09:59:48 07/30/08 Wed
      - It was "Gimme a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr Pepper. Make it fast, I'm in a goddam hurray." (NT) -- Harry Hit, 09:50:00 07/30/08 Wed

Earthquake! -- Andre LP, 14:58:20 07/29/08 Tue
- We're jumping and rolling .. I feel like a frog with a hernia. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:25:32 07/29/08 Tue
  - Seriously, everything ok out there? (NT) -- Mervin (I want my Mama!), 15:38:13 07/29/08 Tue
- Yeah. I work in a big office trailer. It shook, stopped for a sec, and then shook harder. I went outside and watched all the construction workers haul ass out of an office building they are building across the street. I guess they're done for the day. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:43:26 07/29/08 Tue
  - And those men are Teamsters! (NT) -- Andre LP (seriously, hope everyone is ok), 15:47:51 07/29/08 Tue
    - For some reason, they were all wearing shower caps. (NT) -- Ma Gump (everything's ok ..just hoping it's not a precursor), 15:52:01 07/29/08 Tue
      - It makes perfect sense. I know if I were 20 stories up and the ground started shaking I'd pee my pants. A shower cap would be a right handy Item to have if your at ground level (NT) -- Mervin, 16:58:24 07/29/08 Tue
        Why would you put a shower cap in your pants? (NT) -- Ma Gump, 17:27:39 07/29/08 Tue
        you've never heard of a golden shower? (NT) -- Mervin (This threat took quite a turn, didn't it?), 09:03:44 07/30/08 Wed
        aaaaaaand....breakfast is now over. (NT) -- Owen, 09:38:37 07/30/08 Wed
  - So Ma spends most of her day in a trailer. I don't think there's any need for further jokes, do you? (NT) -- Buck Owen, 17:47:57 07/29/08 Tue
- I survived. A bunch of people in my office ran outside. I stayed in and watched the walls shake. Scary as hell, even when you try to brave it out. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 17:18:21 07/29/08 Tue
  - Are you in a high rise? (NT) -- Ma Gump to Tom, 17:55:41 07/29/08 Tue
    - Nope, just two stories. I'm on the bottom. We share this floor with an IRS office. Them and the gypsies got here first. I see all those high rises had to evacuate downtown and in mid-Wilshire (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 20:06:26 07/29/08 Tue
- Big deal. I had to walk up 2 flights of stairs today to get to the candy machine at work. (NT) -- Owen, 17:49:16 07/29/08 Tue
  - guess i won't ask how your weight loss program is going. At least you got some exercise (NT) -- Mervin, 18:34:26 07/29/08 Tue
- Glad you're both okay. Had a mild tremor here once years back. Just a quick vibration. Can't imagine walls trembling........ (NT) -- Red River (Setting up Owen with the quick vibration crack), 20:20:57 07/29/08 Tue
  - Don't blame me. Its not my FAULT. (NT) -- Owen, 20:23:07 07/29/08 Tue
    - It could have been worse..... (NT) -- Red River, 07:58:25 07/30/08 Wed
      - Sorry to let you down like this. (NT) -- Owen, 09:40:00 07/30/08 Wed
  - The shaking is kinda easy to describe and you can imagine it. But those damn rolling aftershocks are what gets to me. Kinda like standing on a moonwalk or on a trampoline...the floor is giving and swaying (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 20:25:40 07/29/08 Tue
    - Tom's house is getting all waaa--vy. (NT) -- Owen, 20:28:01 07/29/08 Tue
      - I used to pay good money to achieve that feeling. (NT) -- Mervin, 09:05:02 07/30/08 Wed
  - Vibration "crack?" Look, Red River made crack crack. (NT) -- Owen, 20:29:25 07/29/08 Tue
- CNN just reported Cuffy Crabbe dropped his shampoo. (NT) -- uw, 20:53:43 07/29/08 Tue

hHospital Mates -- terry sadler, 13:23:08 07/29/08 Tue
- It doesn't matter, nobody peeks (NT) -- Brother Mervin, 13:33:26 07/29/08 Tue
  - Forget Paris, Britney, and Lindsay, Tony Randall was the first to get himself photographed going commando. (NT) -- Mervin, 13:35:27 07/29/08 Tue
- Methinks there's a voyeur typing with one hand....and I don't mean Merv....this time. (NT) -- Owen, 13:39:43 07/29/08 Tue
- They wanted realism. Maybe a little too much realism..... (NT) -- Red River, 13:46:00 07/29/08 Tue
  - "there's a little baby log jam in there" (NT) -- Mervin, 13:50:27 07/29/08 Tue
- HANDS! HANDS!!! (NT) -- Owen, 14:15:01 07/29/08 Tue
- Right before they filmed that, the director told Tony " .. and you should wear underwear." (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:47:09 07/29/08 Tue
- Yeah...his ears did look a little too big... (NT) -- Brian, 16:24:12 07/29/08 Tue
- Any Moles on his left cheek? (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 21:19:38 07/29/08 Tue

Yet another virus.. -- Owen, 12:40:20 07/29/08 Tue
- Viri attack people who arent insured (NT) -- Mervin, 13:36:58 07/29/08 Tue

So what in the hell kind of name is Plaxico, anyway? Sounds like something cheap floor tile might be made of. (NT) -- Mervin, 10:54:34 07/29/08 Tue
- Is it serious doc? I'm afraid so....you have Plaxico. (NT) -- Andre LP, 11:09:05 07/29/08 Tue
  - oooh....you GOT DAT?! (NT) -- Owen, 12:54:36 07/29/08 Tue
- Plax on, Plax off. (NT) -- 52nd Street Myagi, 11:33:40 07/29/08 Tue
- Supposedly, it rhymes with Mexico. (NT) -- Mike M., 11:42:47 07/29/08 Tue
  - That sounds logical. I think I'll name my next kid Monduras (NT) -- Mervin, 11:58:35 07/29/08 Tue
    - Monduras the Finger? It's happening! It's today! (NT) -- Andre LP, 12:07:58 07/29/08 Tue
      - It's today? I've known Monduras for 20 yrs, and his name wasn't now then. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 16:00:22 07/29/08 Tue
  - Rhyming names? Seinfeld thought of it first. Mulva. (NT) -- Speed, 12:17:33 07/29/08 Tue
- Sounds like Mexican mouthwash. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 12:35:36 07/29/08 Tue
- Yeah. I hate people with unusual names. (NT) -- OWEN, 12:41:18 07/29/08 Tue
- I've never heard of such a ridiculous name. (NT) -- D'Brickashaw Ferguson, 13:01:07 07/29/08 Tue
  - Oh really? Check your birth certificate. (NT) -- Laveranues Coles, 13:04:31 07/29/08 Tue
- He said Plaxico was a funny name. He said he was gonna turn us into bookends (NT) -- Mervin, 13:45:46 07/29/08 Tue
  - I've got a friend PLAXICO who's bigger than you. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:46:23 07/29/08 Tue
    - I've got a friend Latifah that's bigger than you (NT) -- Mervin, 20:14:17 07/29/08 Tue
- Definitely has a corporate ring to it. One word - plastics. (NT) -- Melnitz, 14:19:47 07/29/08 Tue
  - PLAXICO INDUSTRIES .. say PLAXICO INDUSTRIES! ........ and YOU wanna be my plastics salesman. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:47:59 07/29/08 Tue
- What was your most embarrassing moment? When my parents named me Plaxico. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 15:33:21 07/29/08 Tue
- Plaxico is a great name if you're playing SCRABBLE. (NT) -- Owen, 20:40:26 07/29/08 Tue
  - You can't use names in Scrabble. (NT) -- Mervin, 09:06:45 07/30/08 Wed
    - believe it or not, you can now. its annoying. (NT) -- Owen, 16:08:53 07/31/08 Thu

Today's Birthdays for July 29th include... -- Silent Sam, 10:21:23 07/29/08 Tue
- more David Warner - Straw Dogs, Time After Time (as Jack the Ripper), The Omen. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 11:05:07 07/29/08 Tue
- Has Red River taken the day off for his holiday today? (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 11:34:32 07/29/08 Tue
- I wish I could have. Happy 55th Geddy! (NT) -- Red River, 13:48:39 07/29/08 Tue
- "I've got a falsetto voice." "My last student had a false set o teeth." (NT) -- Speed, 14:34:01 07/29/08 Tue
  - oy. (NT) -- Owen, 17:50:18 07/29/08 Tue

Season 5 is coming! -- Zamboni, 19:38:46 07/28/08 Mon
- What color shold the box be? I'm guessing silverish/gray. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 19:49:34 07/28/08 Mon
  - Re: What color should the box be? Flaming Peach! (NT) -- Jack, 18:37:16 07/29/08 Tue
- Why not release it on November 13th? (NT) -- Mike M. (the perfect), 20:07:14 07/28/08 Mon
- Sweet! (NT) -- Red River, 21:19:47 07/28/08 Mon
- Just what I always wanted! (NT) -- BR, 21:43:40 07/28/08 Mon
- Re: Don't you have any bedroom furniture back there? (NT) -- Benny the Loanshark., 21:45:38 07/28/08 Mon
- Is that what you yell during sex? (NT) -- Owen, 23:42:16 07/28/08 Mon
  - Nah. That's when he yells, "The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!" (NT) -- Andre LP, 08:41:21 07/29/08 Tue
    - 'HE HATES THESE CANS!" (NT) -- Ma Gump, 11:47:25 07/29/08 Tue
- NO ! NO ! NO! that is not then # and color we want!!! (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 21:22:11 07/29/08 Tue
  - Paramount: "That's what you get!" (NT) -- Jack, 04:58:05 07/30/08 Wed
    - I hate to be the kind of man who ruins the world, but what music edits do you think we might see on Season 5, if we judge by what has happened with the past 4 seasons? (NT) -- Jack, 14:18:40 07/30/08 Wed
      - 3. There were no cuts (that I know of) in Season 1. (NT) -- Brian, 22:22:48 07/30/08 Wed

Anyone on NETFLIX... What is at the top of your waiting Queue?? Mine is "Onion: The Movie" (NT) -- 52, 18:34:18 07/28/08 Mon
- "Dario Argento's Inferno"......at home Titus season 1 disc 2......Grounded For Life Season 1 Disc 3.......Dressed To Kill. (NT) -- Red River, 21:24:28 07/28/08 Mon
  - Dressed to KIl?? Make sure ya don't miss the first scene! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 22:19:43 07/28/08 Mon
    - Do people normally skip the first scene on a dvd out west? lol. I know what you meant. Just ribbin' ya. I need to laugh at something after losing 2 of 3 to you. (NT) -- Red River, 07:58:40 07/29/08 Tue

Pepper and I were visiting friends and the host offered us beer. We each accepted and he comes out of the kitchen carrying two tall glasses of beer � one with a Big Head and one with a Little Head. He approaches me with the two glasses and says, (you guessed it): �You want a big head or a little head?� Pepper and I looked at each other, laughed, and all I could say was, �Surprise me.� (NT) -- Salty, 16:50:47 07/28/08 Mon
- Biggies. Nothing but biggies... (NT) -- Brian, 18:02:43 07/28/08 Mon
- P.S. I say "friends" but it was really people we don't know all that well, so they certainly are not aware of our OC activities...that 's what made it so funny to us. (NT) -- Salty, 18:06:25 07/28/08 Mon
- You demand demand your beer in a green can only. Glass is for sophisticatos. (NT) -- 52, 18:33:12 07/28/08 Mon
- I'm sure if Pepper was asked first he have been a gentleman and accepted a little head (NT) -- Mervin, 18:44:36 07/28/08 Mon
  - A little head or a lot of head. I only wish I had such tough decisions to make! (NT) -- Melnitz, 09:14:12 07/29/08 Tue
    - That's a BIG 10-4, Good buddy! (NT) -- Mervin (East bound and down), 09:52:30 07/29/08 Tue
      - Hey Merv, meet me at the Choke and Puke. (NT) -- Ma Gump (Watch old Bandit run!), 11:49:27 07/29/08 Tue
        Ok, I'll call you Ma Frog Cause you're always hopping around and ... (NT) -- Mervin, 11:57:07 07/29/08 Tue
        I'm gonna move in with Merv. He loves every movie I love. (I know .. I hate him already!) (NT) -- Ma Gump (I lost my hat, daddy!), 12:34:48 07/29/08 Tue
        Now THAT's a reality show I'd watch. Ma & Merv. In this corner a man in his underwear... (NT) -- Owen, 12:57:33 07/29/08 Tue
        Ma & Merv ......... M & M ..........AAAAAARRRGGGHHH! (Whaddayagonnado? Listen to the looks of strangers?) (NT) -- Ma Merv (nice ring), 13:20:03 07/29/08 Tue
        and in the other corner, a Leather Goddess! I am sooooo there! (NT) -- Mervin, 13:30:23 07/29/08 Tue
        If Ma and I did move in together we'd be going at it like wild cats! I imagine the DVD player wouldn't cool off for a month! (NT) -- Mervin, 14:44:14 07/29/08 Tue
        And not a porn in sight ... that's what's so tragic. (NT) -- Miss Ma Merv (dat's MISSEZ!), 15:59:13 07/29/08 Tue
        Shall I tease you with my Mary Tyler Moore show collection? (NT) -- Mervin, 16:42:12 07/29/08 Tue
        I have every episode of Taxi and I'm gonna give it all to you, Baby! (NT) -- Mervin, 16:45:12 07/29/08 Tue
        This is the worst friekin' foreplay I've ever seen. (NT) -- Owen, 17:51:44 07/29/08 Tue
        You can tell from that that we don't watch porn. But it was working .. it's plastic, but I love it. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 18:29:34 07/29/08 Tue
        And you keep it in a drawer in the nighttable next to your bed. (NT) -- Owen, 19:10:28 07/29/08 Tue
        When you're sleeping with Merv, you gotta have a back-up plan. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 11:23:38 07/30/08 Wed
        At my age I want two girls at once so if I fall asleep they have each other to talk to. (NT) -- Merv Dangerfield, 11:41:36 07/30/08 Wed
        Ya got her, Ace (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 17:57:10 07/29/08 Tue

Article from NY Times mentions OC episode -- Andre LP, 15:12:41 07/28/08 Mon
- she's either a fan or has a really, really good memory! (NT) -- Salty, 16:45:36 07/28/08 Mon

Snowbound............Wow. (NT) -- Oscar Homolka, 14:19:23 07/28/08 Mon
- I've snorted that color before (NT) -- Mervin, 14:44:29 07/28/08 Mon
  - Merv, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't get high on your own supply. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 16:21:00 07/28/08 Mon
    - Hey Ma, ask me how i got that scar on my face. (NT) -- Mervin (but first put down the chainsaw.), 21:16:38 07/28/08 Mon
      - Ahhh the chainsaw ... that's how I got the scar on my caucasian right hand. (NT) -- Ma Gump (C'mon Pelican ... flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy), 11:51:27 07/29/08 Tue
- I just can't believe it... (NT) -- Speed, 15:00:22 07/28/08 Mon
- Blizzard? What blizzard? Oscar, is there a blizzard outside? I can't tell, it's all white. (NT) -- Andre LP, 15:11:41 07/28/08 Mon
- Snow on the roof .. Dandruff? (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:24:16 07/28/08 Mon
- Sooty windows for a Homolka! (NT) -- Owen, 16:16:30 07/28/08 Mon
- I can't tell...it's all white! (NT) -- Brian, 16:36:55 07/28/08 Mon
  - This board is the only place Brian gets to use THAT line. (NT) -- Owen, 20:30:30 07/28/08 Mon

Overheard at Quantas:" I much fear trouble in the fuselage, Frederick!". (NT) -- Melnitz, 13:11:05 07/28/08 Mon
- Also over heard "Land?!! We're jumpin out!" (NT) -- Mervin, 13:42:49 07/28/08 Mon
- Stewardesses to passengers: "As long as you have a nose and mouth, it'll work for you, too." (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:30:47 07/28/08 Mon

Scooter Scott Diabetes Walk -- Andre LP, 12:10:19 07/28/08 Mon
- Very Cool Andre. No sure I wanna walk all the way to Connecticut though (NT) -- Mervin, 13:32:51 07/28/08 Mon
  - Stop whining. Its mostly downhill. (NT) -- Owen, 16:05:13 07/28/08 Mon

Today's Birthdays for July 28th include... -- Silent Sam, 11:49:22 07/28/08 Mon

Atlanta Hawks near deal with Maurice Evans - imagine a Warlock playing basketball. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 11:09:00 07/28/08 Mon
- Maurice Evans? Wasn't He Dr. Zaius in the "Planet of the Apes" movies? -- Silent Sam, 11:53:05 07/28/08 Mon
  - No, he was James and Florida Evans change of life baby (NT) -- Mervin, 14:37:18 07/28/08 Mon
- Imagine him sleeping with Agnes Moorehead (NT) -- 52, 13:33:34 07/28/08 Mon
  - Her name says it all. (NT) -- Mervin, 13:38:43 07/28/08 Mon

What, no fries? -- uw, 20:18:31 07/27/08 Sun
- Fries are fattening. (NT) -- Owen, 20:50:48 07/27/08 Sun
- Sometimes ya gotta say, "What the F*ck!" (NT) -- Mervin, 08:58:49 07/28/08 Mon
- It's the Wide World of Gluttony. (NT) -- Silent Sam, 10:27:09 07/28/08 Mon
- Remember the "Good Morning Burger" on the Simpsons? Truth is way stranger than fiction. (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:56:39 07/28/08 Mon
- This isnt so far fetched. In barbecue style cooking you do use a lot of brown sugar and in many cases, honey. Shoving a hamburger between two Krispy Kremes is a real time saver (NT) -- Mervin, 13:40:48 07/28/08 Mon
- Re:Looks like a very balanced breakfast to me. (NT) -- Benny the Loanshark., 14:27:41 07/28/08 Mon
- Needs something yellow. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:32:02 07/28/08 Mon
- You got more cow here than here. (NT) -- uw, 16:10:43 07/28/08 Mon
- Now, if they can only get the burger in-SIDE the donut.... (NT) -- Owen Norton (pointing to head), 16:17:40 07/28/08 Mon
- Oh boy...them eats! They've got more calories than me. (NT) -- Brian, 16:44:28 07/28/08 Mon

Great moments in opera #20- Paul Potts audition at "Britains Got Talent"- link inside... -- Franklin Lange, 15:33:43 07/27/08 Sun
- Wow. Goosebumps. I wonder if he was a child heldentenor (mmmmORRRRRRRRGENNNN). (NT) -- uw, 16:16:15 07/27/08 Sun
- Better than "Madame Butterfly Commits Suicide." (NT) -- Roger, 15:10:24 07/28/08 Mon

Taking one for the team. Put the words "Jew" or "Jewish" in an OC line. I can only speak for myself that I won't take offense. (NT) -- Owen, 21:34:11 07/26/08 Sat
- YOU try getting laughs out of an audience that's Jewish. (NT) -- Owen, 21:34:43 07/26/08 Sat
  - "how are all the Jewish people? They're kvetching" (NT) -- mervin, 21:55:22 07/26/08 Sat
    - Did you ever know a Monday I didn't kvetch? (NT) -- Owen, 11:40:32 07/28/08 Mon
- No, I'm a hot Jewish cop. (NT) -- BR, 21:54:20 07/26/08 Sat
- This is Louie Menini. In my spare time I lift up weight and look for Jews. (NT) -- Owen, 21:59:28 07/26/08 Sat
- You ! Sponge cake! Spill yer guts! (NT) -- Owen, 22:01:15 07/26/08 Sat
- Eat the dice..... I can't I'm Jewish (NT) -- scott, 02:12:22 07/27/08 Sun
- You gotta picture of a Jew chasing his beanie? (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 04:17:04 07/27/08 Sun
  - Ha! Nice one Pop. Great All in the Family reference as well. (NT) -- Roger, 15:01:18 07/28/08 Mon
- I'm not getting on a bus at 2am with three bald Jews. (NT) -- Red River, 05:16:10 07/27/08 Sun
- You pecked a Jewish princess? (NT) -- Owen, 10:34:02 07/27/08 Sun
  - "What song are we doing?" "Laugh Jew Laugh." "Laugh Jew Laugh? When we did that for the troops, Patton came backstage one night and slapped us both!" (NT) -- Jack, 16:10:09 07/27/08 Sun
- What kind of a Jew are you?? When I grew up I looked up to Jews- you're the only Jew I know without an adding machine. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 17:25:01 07/27/08 Sun
- Surely you remember Jews, Sir. You used to beat them up when you were young!! (NT) -- Blinky Madison, 18:11:53 07/27/08 Sun
  - This is my daughter Edna, She's tall for a Jew (NT) -- Jack, 20:01:08 07/27/08 Sun
    - F: "There, now that's a good sports shot right there. That's a good action shot." O: "What's that? Three little Jews playing Jacks?" F: "That's a great sports shot!" O: "Yea, for the centerfold of Bar Mitzvah Magazine!" (NT) -- Jack, 20:07:15 07/27/08 Sun
      - Who's gonna visit the grave of Spot Moscovitz? Three little Jewish dogs with Yamickas? (NT) -- Jack, 20:11:56 07/27/08 Sun
        That one actually makes sense. (NT) -- Owen, 20:59:42 07/27/08 Sun
        What's a "Yamicka?" Is that one of those new skullcaps for Orthodox Japanese Jews? (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:49:57 07/28/08 Mon
        It gets great gas mileage, too. (NT) -- Owen, 13:04:04 07/28/08 Mon
        For this car they round down the add'l 9/10 cost per gallon (NT) -- Mervin, 13:24:53 07/28/08 Mon
- You're not mixing Jewish and Chinese again, are you? (NT) -- Miss Olam, 02:06:43 07/28/08 Mon
- Is gefilte fish supposed to make noise? (NT) -- Miss Olam, 02:08:59 07/28/08 Mon
- I'm Jewish, fly me... (NT) -- Miss Olam, 03:13:48 07/28/08 Mon
- I'm making Matzobry. If you're good I'll give you some (NT) -- Mervin, 09:03:28 07/28/08 Mon
- If ya can't get Germans to follow Jews....who will?! (NT) -- Owen, 09:27:23 07/28/08 Mon
- Here comes the Jew Cavalry. Yeah, and would ya look at that bugle? (NT) -- Owen, 10:30:41 07/28/08 Mon
- They have Jews in the Sinai. You just can't hear them cuz of the sand! (NT) -- Owen, 11:41:20 07/28/08 Mon
- Tell us about your congregation, Rabbi? Twenty Jew-hew-hews!Melnitz (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:53:54 07/28/08 Mon
  - Re: Tell us about your congregation, Rabbi? Twenty Jew-hew-hews! (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:54:28 07/28/08 Mon
    - Melnitz, part of my enjoyment from this thread is watching people mangle the Jewish words. Its like when I went to a Catholic wedding and asked if I could go up and one of the Communion "cookies". (NT) -- Owen, 13:05:21 07/28/08 Mon
      - And still you wonder why they make fun of you. (NT) -- Mervin (No, I am not Catholic), 14:55:42 07/28/08 Mon
- This "kreplach." It is a food of your people? (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:58:21 07/28/08 Mon
  - Eat eat! You're skin & bones! Tastes like DIRT. (NT) -- uw, 17:10:47 07/28/08 Mon

Have you seen the new rule changes for extra innings in Olympic baseball in China this Summer? Absurd!!!! They're gonna ruin the GAME! -- Owen, 21:32:31 07/26/08 Sat
- I'm not for it. Too bad for tv. The game should be played the way the rules dictate. (NT) -- Red River, 22:13:10 07/26/08 Sat
- Re: It should never have been an olympic sport anyway. (NT) -- Benny the Loanshark., 22:29:30 07/26/08 Sat
- That's why I only bet on a sure thing... professional wrestling (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 00:02:48 07/27/08 Sun
- My response to the IOC: "I don't have time to unravel your logic!" (NT) -- Jack, 16:12:57 07/27/08 Sun
  - Playing extra innings with numbers nobody even heard of!!! 11!!! (NT) -- Jack, 16:17:53 07/27/08 Sun
- That's crazy. Even worse than having a DH. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 17:26:54 07/27/08 Sun
- Wow...next thing ya know, and they'll designate a batter to hit in place of a pitcher. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 01:41:02 07/28/08 Mon
- And right at 3rd base is where they all ran into each other. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 14:09:30 07/28/08 Mon

Is anyone else having the problem with the board now that once you click on and read a message it does not change color to indicate that it has been read? You're my eyes! (NT) -- Owen, 17:59:19 07/26/08 Sat
- It works fine on my computer. You must be doing something wrong, Owen. (NT) -- Nancy, 19:39:28 07/26/08 Sat
  - What? I'm not boomphin' right? (NT) -- Owen, 21:36:21 07/26/08 Sat
    - Have you TRIED prunes? (NT) -- Dull Bee, 09:54:07 07/27/08 Sun
      - If you're looking for an outlet Owen, have you tried Tennis? HEE HEEE HEEE! (NT) -- Jack, 16:15:04 07/27/08 Sun
    - I'll boomph you out of the whole message board. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 14:10:06 07/28/08 Mon

Breaking Rumor: Favre to the Jets or the Bucs (but not the Hawks). Pennington to the Vikings. (NT) -- uw, 16:58:19 07/25/08 Fri
- I'm hoping that he stays in Green Bay........ -- BR, 18:01:52 07/25/08 Fri
  - The Packers don't want him, is what WFAN heard from Mortenson. (NT) -- uw, 19:02:48 07/25/08 Fri
    - I know, Thompson has wanted him out for 2-3 years, but they may not have a choice. If they can't trade him, what do they do? (NT) -- BR, 20:50:24 07/25/08 Fri
      - Re: I am absolutely shocked that someone has not offered a #1 for him. (NT) -- Benny the Loanshark., 11:21:47 07/26/08 Sat
        This whole thing doesn't make any sense. You're not good enough to beat out a guy that never played, but we want a #1 plus for you, and we are not trading you to a rival because you will come back and beat us. There is definitely something going on here behind the scenes. At MM's press conference today, he will not answer why this decision was made to basically fire Favre and that's all everyone wants to know. Not an unreasonable question. (NT) -- BR, 16:31:04 07/26/08 Sat
        Do you think they are more worried about the public relations disaster it would be if Favre comes back as a Viking and beats them, or maybe the possibility that the fans in GB will actually CHEER Favre instead of the Pack? (NT) -- Owen, 16:50:49 07/26/08 Sat
        Yes, I think that's part of it too. So if he's that popular, and he obviously still has it, and he would make the Vikings immediate contenders, maybe SB favorites, why not just take him back and start him? He gives you the best chance to win. Forget long term, there is no long term in the NFL anymore. (NT) -- BR, 17:00:58 07/26/08 Sat
        I think that even if the management knows Favre is better than Rodgers they are reminding him that HE does not own or run the team and he cannot dictate how things go. They would rather have a lesser QB than allow him to call the shots. JMHO. (NT) -- Owen, 17:01:06 07/26/08 Sat
        That's true too, but I'm sure that other superstars have input, and evidently there have been some disagreements between the parties regarding personnel. I think the bottom line is that this GM wants this to be "his" team and it will never be "his" team until Favre is out, and it's going to happen sooner or later, so might as well be sooner. It's also a "safe" year as these two stubborn, pigheaded men just got extensions. Rodgers was TT's first draft pick. He wants him in there. (NT) -- BR, 17:30:00 07/26/08 Sat
- Aqua and Orange, baby ! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 11:52:08 07/26/08 Sat
  - I've tackled those colors before. (NT) -- uw, 17:10:53 07/26/08 Sat
  - Looks great and the chicks love it. (NT) -- Owen, 17:58:08 07/26/08 Sat
  - You're best bet is to concentrate on pinstripes, and a smaller, rounder ball. (NT) -- Red River, 22:16:12 07/26/08 Sat
- As a Vikings fan, and anti-Jets fan I must say...Pennington is awful! Please don't punish this organization anymore! Isn't Garo Yepremian available or something? Anyone but Pennington! (NT) -- Oscar Homolka, 13:53:30 07/26/08 Sat
- Let me guess who broke this rumor...a New York Jet fan? (NT) -- Oscar Homolka, 13:55:26 07/26/08 Sat
- From the Jets point of view, even if Favre is a success won't it only be for 1 year? What do you tell Pennington and Clemens? Your careers are on hold for a year so just sit tight and deal with it? (NT) -- Owen, 14:53:46 07/26/08 Sat
  - Pennington would have to be traded to apply his $6M to Favre. NFL trades involving superstars are so complicated, that's why they are rare. I don't think Favre will be a Jet. Even if a trade were worked out, his chances of winning are slim and he wants the Super Bowl. (NT) -- BR, 16:28:17 07/26/08 Sat

Today's Birthdays for July 25th include... -- Silent Sam, 11:33:38 07/25/08 Fri
- Correction: -- Silent Sam, 11:39:20 07/25/08 Fri
  - I am sure that correction made all the difference to him (NT) -- Mervin, 12:28:19 07/25/08 Fri
    - It makes a great deal of DIFFERENCE! (NT) -- scott, 22:33:45 07/25/08 Fri
    - He wants to be alive for the extra year so he can play ME in the movie, remember? (NT) -- Owen, 14:54:45 07/26/08 Sat
      - Think "Weekend at Owen's" (NT) -- Mervin, 21:46:52 07/26/08 Sat
- Are you still doing Walter Brennan? (NT) -- Melnitz, 15:35:34 07/25/08 Fri
  - Any time I think of Walter Brennan, it reminds me of the creepy bar owner in "Good Morning Vietnam" who was constantly on the lookout for naked Walter Brennan photos. (NT) -- Melnitz, 15:37:43 07/25/08 Fri
    - What you don't have a shiny green suit? (NT) -- Red River, 19:51:49 07/27/08 Sun

I've tried something new and exciting- I joined Facebook, but my kids wouldn't add me as a friend. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 11:26:16 07/25/08 Fri
- Children are a good judge of character. Besides, didn't you warn them about conversing with strange people on the internet (NT) -- Mervin (How embarrassing to list your parents as friends?), 12:20:06 07/25/08 Fri
- Sounds like a Rodney joke - "My wife won't have sex with me - she told me she likes me as a friend." (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:02:19 07/25/08 Fri
- Another Rodney joke: I said to my son "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." He said "So will you!" (NT) -- Ma Gump, 19:00:03 07/25/08 Fri

Mama Mia!! (NT) -- Speed, 10:42:29 07/25/08 Fri
- Oy Vey!! (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 11:20:18 07/25/08 Fri
- Reste wieder? -- uw, 13:00:02 07/25/08 Fri
- Take it easy, baby. 15's my limit on schnitzengruben. (NT) -- Owen, 15:09:51 07/25/08 Fri
- Wow! And I thought Abba made me sick before! (NT) -- Melnitz, 15:33:53 07/25/08 Fri
- Such memories of those two. (the two girls that is!) (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 19:07:14 07/25/08 Fri
  - Which 2 are the girls? (NT) -- Owen, 23:59:51 07/25/08 Fri
    - doesn't matter. their parts are interchangeable (NT) -- Mervin, 15:28:34 07/26/08 Sat

I just dug out my old satchel / briefcase from my last job that I haven't used since 2003. In there was a Slim Jim, still in the wrapper. I didn't dare open it, but it looks just like a brand new one. Preservatives rule! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 16:49:43 07/24/08 Thu
- I like beef bourguignon. You like beef jerky. (NT) -- Silent Sam, 17:03:53 07/24/08 Thu
- HONK! (NT) -- Brian, 17:46:35 07/24/08 Thu
- Eat it! (NT) -- pb, 18:01:44 07/24/08 Thu
  - I will only eat it at a taping of teh Wide World of Gluttony. Or at Edible Eddies. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 18:41:04 07/24/08 Thu
  - Spaz....Spaz....Spaz....... (NT) -- Owen, 19:13:33 07/24/08 Thu
- You can hardly tell where the Slim Jim starts and the plastic ends. (NT) -- Owen, 19:09:26 07/24/08 Thu
- Is this edible? For a coyote, it's edible. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 19:33:26 07/24/08 Thu
- How bad can it be? Whatever is in there is still alive. (NT) -- Mervin, 21:21:09 07/24/08 Thu
  - besides, i've been on a diet for three month so I'm hungry! (NT) -- Mervin, 21:23:45 07/24/08 Thu
- BOTulism in your beautiful briefcase. (NT) -- uw, 21:23:53 07/24/08 Thu
  - Tom: "Ahh Look what else I found in my briefcase that I haven't used since 2003! A Christmas Present for the board.....assorted cheeses!!! Merry Christmas! (NT) -- Jack, 01:03:08 07/25/08 Fri
- With a little care that coulda lived! (NT) -- Dull Bee, 23:06:04 07/25/08 Fri
  - Tom: (after getting home from his 2003 trip) "Oh! Time to turn over the rolls!" (NT) -- Jack, 01:33:48 07/26/08 Sat
    - Tom: "I lost something black in this briefcase from my trip." Jack: "Here let's look, ummm, black....black.... black olive? EWWWWW!!!!" HONK! HONK!!!! HONK!!! HONK!!!! (NT) -- Jack, 01:37:53 07/26/08 Sat
- We just did a fire inspection on a plant here in Raleigh that makes Slim Jims. The guide told us it's made with four meats: Beef, Chicken, Pork & Mystery. He was kidding...but i don't think he was kidding. I've never eaten one, and after a tour of the plant I never will. (NT) -- Oscar Homolka, 13:58:44 07/26/08 Sat
  - Slim Jims are not made out of meat, but of graphite and clay. (NT) -- scott, 16:14:51 07/26/08 Sat
    - I don't think I've eaten one since that car trip we took in, what was it? '75? '76? (NT) -- Dull Bee, 17:47:52 07/26/08 Sat
  - Slim Jims come from a plant? So they're a VE-jeh-tuh-bull. (NT) -- Owen, 16:58:59 07/26/08 Sat
    - Good one! (NT) -- Mervin, 09:01:40 07/28/08 Mon

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