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The Odd Couple

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In remembrance of Scooter Scott 1962-2007

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I think it might have happened 3 times in the same show. In M*A*S*H I like Potter better than Blake, Winchester better than Frank Burns and even BJ better than Trapper. (NT) -- CN, 13:22:47 01/30/12 Mon
- This should have been a response to the thread below... (NT) -- CN, 13:23:28 01/30/12 Mon
- Dick Sargent, Gale Gordon as Mr. Wilson, and Krista Errickson from Hello Larry (NT) -- Bummy Davis, 15:53:43 01/30/12 Mon
- Not really a replacement per se, but how about Taxi? Losing that irritating "John" character and replacing him with Iggy improved the show immensely. Hell, just losing John improved the show by 100%. (NT) -- Melnitz, 17:01:33 01/30/12 Mon
  - Then again, "Cheers" started to suck when they lost Coach and replaced him with Woody. Totally went down the toilet when they replaced Shelly Long with Kirstie Alley. (NT) -- Melnitz, 17:04:07 01/30/12 Mon
    - Yeah, but which one would you wait at a bus stop at 2 in the morning for? (NT) -- Aristophanes, 01:41:47 01/31/12 Tue
    - I like Cheers much better after the replacements (Frasier, Woody, and Rebecca). I hated the Diane character. (NT) -- Mike M., 11:46:51 02/01/12 Wed
      - Yeah, she was annoying. I love the show "Frasier," but I didn't like the character on "Cheers" much. (NT) -- Melnitz, 21:54:08 02/01/12 Wed
  - TAXI also had a brief character named Jeff, right? A black guy who I only remember because Louie said one of my favorite lines when Jeff's wife made him peach cobbler, Louie said "Your wife's peach slop gives me the trots". (NT) -- CN, 09:45:58 01/31/12 Tue
- Happy Days got better when they replaced Chuck with nobody... (NT) -- Melnitz (Alas, poor Chuck...), 17:07:39 01/30/12 Mon
  - Poor, poor basketball-carrying Chuck...written out so young... (NT) -- Melnitz, 17:12:24 01/30/12 Mon
    - Wait...didn't they replace Chuck with another actor playing Chuck? (NT) -- Brian, 21:09:36 01/30/12 Mon
      - he never dribbled when he wasn't nervous. (NT) -- scott, 22:57:01 01/30/12 Mon
        I never got over the loss of Bag. (NT) -- CN, 09:46:51 01/31/12 Tue
- Demond Wilson and Ron Glass replacing those other two guys. (*crickets*) Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?....... (NT) -- Melnitz, 17:09:26 01/30/12 Mon
  - I get jokes. (NT) -- scott, 22:57:48 01/30/12 Mon
- In "The Brady Bunch" they replaced Tiger (the dog) with Cousin Oliver. (NT) -- Brian, 21:11:03 01/30/12 Mon
  - Tiger!!, that thief , stealing form the family and knocking up dogs all over town. (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 21:48:30 01/31/12 Tue
- I think the best change was going back to the original Bo and Luke (NT) -- Aristophanes Duke, 01:43:13 01/31/12 Tue
- lol yeah (NT) -- jake c, 14:50:46 01/31/12 Tue
- I guess I agree with the original post (NT) -- the340, 16:13:20 02/01/12 Wed

Usually when a sitcom loses a main character and tries to replace it, the sitcom gets worse. Can you think of an example where you can arge that the NEW character was equal to or better than the original? (NT) -- CN, 13:21:45 01/30/12 Mon
- I liked Ted McGinley on MArried with Children way better than the first neighbor. (NT) -- 52, 13:40:41 01/30/12 Mon
- Charles Emmerson Winchester (NT) -- Aristophanes, the THIRD!, 01:36:55 01/31/12 Tue
- Barney Miller, Ilike Dietrich and Levett way better than Chano and Wentworth. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 10:29:47 01/31/12 Tue

(NT) -- Felix, 10:46:53 01/29/12 Sun
- (NT) -- Felix, 10:53:45 01/29/12 Sun
  - FELIX UNGER YOU ARE BRILLLLLLLIANT! (NT) -- Felix, 10:54:32 01/29/12 Sun
    - Except when it comes to picking out clothes. I know it was the 70's and all, but man did he wear some ugly clothes! (NT) -- Melnitz, 15:16:21 01/29/12 Sun
      - My favorite were the pants with the vertical stripes here wore in a couple of episodes and the shirt with the squiggles. (NT) -- CN, 11:19:00 01/30/12 Mon
        Like in the Mandar episode. (NT) -- Mike M., 11:52:05 02/01/12 Wed
        Felix (asking the board) "Tell me, do you like my face?" (NT) -- Jack, 11:10:21 02/04/12 Sat

American recording artist Cher has not died at 65 years old. Not found dead in Malibu home. (NT) -- Aristophanes Bono, 00:12:11 01/28/12 Sat
- Only her career is dead. (NT) -- Mike M., 14:55:50 01/28/12 Sat
- Yeah, sure. What next? Her daughter is now her son? (NT) -- CN, 19:48:59 01/28/12 Sat
  - Big deal! (NT) -- Brian, 19:25:42 01/29/12 Sun
- Are you cher about that? (NT) -- 52nd Street Joey Birney, 13:44:58 01/29/12 Sun
  - She came back. Nobody cared (NT) -- Jack, 07:04:54 02/05/12 Sun

Robert Hegyes, who played Juan Epstein on '70s sitcom "Welcome Back, Kotter, died Thursday, the New Jersey Star-Ledger reports. Hegyes, who died of an apparent heart attack after suffering chest pains at his Metuchen, New Jersey home, was 60. Hegyes had not been in good health for the past two years, his brother Mark Hegyes told the paper. The actor had suffered a previous heart attack in recent years. (NT) -- Aristophanes-arino, 20:43:53 01/26/12 Thu
- Too bad. He and Kaplan created a great character. When we appeared on the TV Land awards he looked like a really old man. (NT) -- CN, 21:35:41 01/26/12 Thu
  - Did I say "we"? Did I let that slip out? (NT) -- CN, 21:37:04 01/26/12 Thu
- I remember seeing him on the TV Land awards and he looked 90 years old. Epstein will always be our favorite Puerto Rican Jew. (NT) -- 52, 00:56:03 01/27/12 Fri
- Juan's dead. Signed- Epstein's Mother (NT) -- Melnitz, 01:08:19 01/27/12 Fri
  - Very funny!! Good one! (NT) -- Salty, 08:39:28 01/28/12 Sat
- Kinda young, if you look at it (NT) -- Jeff, 16:08:54 01/29/12 Sun
- What? Where? When? (NT) -- Brian (RIP, "Epstein".), 19:16:53 01/29/12 Sun
- Who's gonna visit the grave of Juan Epstein? Three Puerto Ricans wearing Yarmulkes? (NT) -- Melnitz, 22:03:19 01/30/12 Mon

My wife is going to a Wake tomorrow after work. She said she's glad I'm not going because I would make her laugh inappropriately. The deceased's name is Schuyler, so... (NT) -- Melnitz, 16:14:46 01/26/12 Thu
- Your reputation precedes you. Doc Melnitz: Comedy Wakes. (NT) -- CN, 21:33:32 01/26/12 Thu
  - I killed! I like Demetri Martin's bit: Saying "I apoplogise" is the same as saying "I'm sorry"...unless you're at a funeral. (NT) -- Melnitz, 11:51:26 01/27/12 Fri
- They got Schuyler? (NT) -- scott, 22:43:47 01/26/12 Thu
  - Natch! Try and keep up, willya, Scott? (NT) -- Melnitz, 11:53:36 01/27/12 Fri

I was researching cars and came across a site called CarWoo! Maybe they are Odd Couple fans. (NT) -- scott, 10:34:15 01/26/12 Thu
- I will never give permission to sell my half of the WOO. And that's THAT! (NT) -- CN, 11:38:18 01/26/12 Thu
  - And there was the Daewoo car. Like that was real or something! (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 13:49:39 02/25/12 Sat

Giants and Pats in Supe 46. Any quotes? (NT) -- CN, 11:07:24 01/23/12 Mon
- I'm drawing a blank. I cannot think of the word giant or Patriot used in the series. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 02:11:53 01/24/12 Tue
  - He was a giant among birds, and they resented him for it! (NT) -- scott, 00:14:23 01/25/12 Wed
    - That's the line I was thinking of. Plus "parrot"..."Patriot"....close enough. (NT) -- Melnitz, 01:16:11 01/25/12 Wed
- How about Good Citizen... I vote, I post no bills. I cross at the green, not in between (NT) -- scott, 10:28:47 01/25/12 Wed

I saw Steven Wright on the subway the other night. The train was disabled and everyone was asked to get off. In a whole crowd of people no one seemed to recognize him. Kind of surprising. (NT) -- CN, 22:28:47 01/21/12 Sat
- Maybe he was researching a role in the remake of "Ghost". (NT) -- Brian, 23:30:34 01/21/12 Sat
- When did you see him? He's been in Vegas (NT) -- Mervin, 23:55:41 01/21/12 Sat
  - It was either Wed or Thurs night, whichever was the day that it rained in the morning, at the Bowling Green station. We all got on the train but then before it moved they made everyone get off. He was wearing a green wool hat. I'm sure it was him. I asked him if he wanted to have french toast with me during the Renaissance. (NT) -- CN, 13:37:33 01/22/12 Sun
    - Did he tell you he had planned to spend the afternoon daydreaming but hid mind kept wandering? (NT) -- Merv, 17:49:15 01/22/12 Sun
- Did he go to a garage sale and ask how much was it? (NT) -- 52, 02:12:41 01/24/12 Tue
- What did Jesus ever do for Santa on HIS birthday? (NT) -- scott, 21:50:30 01/25/12 Wed
- Cool :D (NT) -- jlg77, 11:39:41 01/26/12 Thu

My wife made a chicken dish for dinner and I bit into a bone. She said, "That can't be, it's boneless chicken..." You know the rest. Life really does imitate art. (NT) -- Melnitz, 00:39:00 01/20/12 Fri
- You're such an Ozzie and Harriet couple. You come home and throw your overcoat on the sofa. You sit down at the dinner table still in your jacket and tie. She places the dinner in front of you, wearing her dress, pearls, high heels and apron.... (NT) -- CN, 12:28:18 01/20/12 Fri
- You'd be surprised how many times you bite into a boney thing in supposedly boneless chicken. and in fish "fillets" (NT) -- 52, 14:36:55 01/20/12 Fri
  - That's no way to talk about Melnitz' wife. (NT) -- CN, 14:49:00 01/20/12 Fri

Trivia Du Jour- Who had an Aunt Andrea? (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 23:23:19 01/19/12 Thu
- Felix mentioned Gloria knew someone named "Ondrea". I'm not sure if it was her aunt. If it was her sister, then Edna and Leonard had an Aunt Andrea (NT) -- scott, 00:04:12 01/20/12 Fri
  - Was this when Felix disappointedly asked "Your sister"? Your sister.... (NT) -- CN, 12:25:45 01/20/12 Fri
- I think Gloria's friend was watching their children when Felix asked. I think he remarked that she's a nice person bit had a few bad breaks? (NT) -- Mike M., 22:09:14 01/21/12 Sat
  - Andrea that is. (NT) -- Mike M., 22:10:23 01/21/12 Sat
- After watching the episode again, Gloria mentions taking the kids to her unnamed sister, then later in the episode, she mentions Andrea is picking her up. So it's not clear that Andrea is her sister since they were mentioned at two different times. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 13:06:12 01/24/12 Tue

Trivia Du Jour = Who had an Uncle Ralph? (NT) -- Mike M., 17:25:33 01/16/12 Mon
- I did but only after he drank too much... (NT) -- Vinnie, 00:21:13 01/17/12 Tue
- What is dis? Trivia? What an idea. Dis could catch on. (NT) -- CN, 16:41:15 01/17/12 Tue
- Pigeon sisters (NT) -- scott, 00:58:16 01/18/12 Wed
  - Pigeon sisters? (NT) -- Mervin, 08:34:59 01/19/12 Thu
    - They're people, they're people! (NT) -- Melnitz, 11:35:15 01/19/12 Thu
  - Pigeon sisters is correct. Congats to Scott and those that drink too much. (NT) -- Mike M., 22:04:35 01/21/12 Sat
- Murray? (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 17:41:21 01/19/12 Thu
- Pigeon sisters (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 23:21:30 01/19/12 Thu
- Ralph's niece or nephew. (NT) -- CN, 12:29:26 01/20/12 Fri
  - I actually DID have an Uncle Ralph (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 13:52:19 02/25/12 Sat

Happy Birthday Dr. King! He made the supreme sacrifice so all men could be free to play on the internet all day totay (NT) -- Mervin, 14:12:29 01/16/12 Mon
- ...and so the only professional sports league working today is the NBA. (NT) -- Crazy X, 15:51:42 01/16/12 Mon
  - NHL had games today as well. (NT) -- Mike M., 17:29:07 01/16/12 Mon
- We're all brothers. (NT) -- Vinnie, 00:22:22 01/17/12 Tue

Yahoo Entertaiment has an article today about the best and worst TV shows based on movies. Odd Couple is on the BEST list. Yeahhhhh!!! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:40:13 01/16/12 Mon
- Was there any doubt? :>) (NT) -- Brian, 14:06:05 01/16/12 Mon
- What were some others on the list? (NT) -- CN, 15:53:31 01/16/12 Mon
  - MASH was on the best list. I remember Ferris Buehler on the worst. And Working Girl (NT) -- 52, 02:14:56 01/24/12 Tue

The (Jon) huntsman exits. (NT) -- LuLuBoomBoomChiChiDumDum, 08:39:11 01/16/12 Mon
- Pooor-taaah-brahhhh (NT) -- Speed, 09:14:57 01/16/12 Mon
- Thank God! (NT) -- Brian, 14:06:41 01/16/12 Mon

Its FRIDAY THE 13th. Any unlucky quotes? Any feelings on this day? (NT) -- CN, 09:07:08 01/13/12 Fri
- Lucky STIFF! (NT) -- CN, 09:31:14 01/13/12 Fri
- Wow, I didn't even realize it until the Noodge just posted. I guess I'll cancel that trip under a ladder I was about to take. (NT) -- 52, 14:10:43 01/13/12 Fri
- Ohhhhh, and you are in ze soo-wer! (NT) -- Dull Bee, 11:48:59 01/14/12 Sat
- OWA TAGO SIAM!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 10:03:10 01/15/12 Sun

LOL at the picture (NT) -- scott, 22:07:20 01/09/12 Mon
- Agreed, very funny. Funny "ha-ha". Looks like a "New Yorker" magazine comic! (NT) -- Dull Bee, 23:00:09 01/09/12 Mon
- I bought the t-shirt at cafe press, but I can't figure out where to wear it. The casual observer wouldn't get it, or worse, might think it's anti-semetic. I don't relish the thought of being beaten up by a bunch of Hasidic dog-lovers. To all but a die-hard OC fan, you're in for about 5 minutes of explanation, at the end of which they think you're nuts. Who needs it, already! (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:08:33 01/11/12 Wed
  - you can wear it here. (NT) -- scott, 23:09:19 01/11/12 Wed
- What was Oscar's line about 3 dogs wearing yarmakahs? (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 18:15:40 01/11/12 Wed
  - Who's gonna visit the grave of Spot Moskowitz? Three little dogs with yarmulkes? (NT) -- LuLuBoomBoomChiChiDumDum, 20:11:17 01/11/12 Wed

Last night Homer Simpson said Oscar Madison. He meant James Madison. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:32:28 01/09/12 Mon

Okay, let's be honest here. We're mostly folks "of a certain age." Which would you rather give up for a year. Sex or TV? (NT) -- Melnitz, 23:25:57 01/08/12 Sun
- Don't touch my Matlock! (NT) -- Mervin, 14:35:55 01/09/12 Mon
- What a scintillating and creative question. One you can't use if you're blind and the other will MAKE you blind. I'd rather give up TV because I haven't done that yet. (NT) -- CN, 23:48:20 01/09/12 Mon
- Define "give up". (NT) -- CN, 23:57:44 01/09/12 Mon
- Can I still watch sex on TV? (NT) -- Aristophanes, 13:34:00 01/10/12 Tue
  - What is this, "Let's Make a Deal"...?? (NT) -- Brian, 17:04:56 01/10/12 Tue
    - PICK ME!!! PICK MEEE!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 22:07:27 01/10/12 Tue
- Since I can't get my wife to "give it up," I guess its TV for me... (NT) -- Melnitz, 23:02:46 01/10/12 Tue
- I cannot live without my tv. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:41:27 01/16/12 Mon
- I'm just now being re-acquainted with Jack Lord on Hawaii Five- O on ME television- which shows the Rockford Files (I have always loved James Garner) and The Odd Couple- fantasy television!!! (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 11:50:58 01/21/12 Sat

What would you prefer to give up for one year: your absolute favorite food...or sex? (Don't start being picky or haggling. You know what I mean) (NT) -- CN, 12:26:12 01/05/12 Thu
- Is beer a food...and how hot is she? (NT) -- Aristophanes, 13:34:53 01/05/12 Thu
  - Beer is a food...and its ALL sex with EVERYONE, (NT) -- CN, 13:37:44 01/05/12 Thu
- I've been married for 22 years, and I have heart disease and diabetes. I have little enough of either as it is. Leave me alone! (NT) -- Melnitz, 17:13:14 01/05/12 Thu
  - I'm afraid Melnitz may try to "off" himself and we'll find him in the garage one night with a HUSTLER in his lap and what's left of a giant salami hanging from the side of his mouth. (NT) -- CN, 20:24:26 01/05/12 Thu
    - When I lived in Glen Cove, the landlady was a diabetic in her 80's who lived with her son. WHen he was at work, she'd send the neighborhood kids to the corner store for sweets. The son did some renovations and found piles of ginger ale bottles and apple pie boxes under the porch. (NT) -- Melnitz, 20:40:00 01/05/12 Thu
      - I gave up my favorite foods when I lost 75 lbs and I gave up sex after the 2nd kid. if this is going to be a true challenge I'd have to give up TV (NT) -- mervin, 20:47:10 01/05/12 Thu
        melnitz made me laugh out loud. Sounds like an episode of Hoarders (NT) -- mervin, 20:49:15 01/05/12 Thu
  - Melnitz needs a hug. (NT) -- Brian, 08:06:01 01/06/12 Fri
    - That could lead to something. (NT) -- CN, 17:07:42 01/06/12 Fri
- For 30 years, I've wanted to take a swinging cruise, and then you book me on a discussion group where everybody calls me "sonny"!at would you prefer to give up for one year: your absolute favorite food...or sex? (Don't start being picky or haggling. You know what I mean) (NT) -- Aristophanes (pizza and beer!!!), 13:37:34 01/06/12 Fri
  - I alleyed but I didn't ooop when I posted my last comment (NT) -- Aristophanes, 13:39:16 01/06/12 Fri

You can hardly tell where the old year ends and the new year begins. (NT) -- Aristophanes (HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!), 00:20:58 01/01/12 Sun
- Is it safe to come out yet? (NT) -- Mervin, 21:32:21 01/01/12 Sun
  - If it's safe for me, then it's safe for you too. (NT) -- Brian, 09:23:31 01/02/12 Mon
    - Thanks Brian. I'm goon file this in an appropriate place (NT) -- Mervin, 09:32:19 01/02/12 Mon
- Here I am still writing year of the rabbit on my checks. (NT) -- scott (too early for that joke?), 01:16:14 01/03/12 Tue
- Now what day does the human race come to an end this year? (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 19:43:37 01/03/12 Tue
  - Good question. How will I know if I miss it? (NT) -- CN, 13:57:53 01/05/12 Thu

Is it midnight? (NT) -- Mervin (Happy New Year!), 23:48:09 12/31/11 Sat

19 hour HONEYMOONERS NEW YEARS EVE MARATHON!!!!! See inside for the SMALL details... -- CN, 12:02:30 12/30/11 Fri

Happy New Year. I hope everyone enjoys all 3 versions of what happens to them on NY eve this year. (NT) -- CN, 11:57:55 12/30/11 Fri

Way to go Derek Jeter and Judge Carter -- Wild Willie, 09:08:16 12/30/11 Fri
- Wow. I wish I was as perfect as Derek Jeter. (NT) -- Tim Tebow, 21:07:17 12/31/11 Sat

Hi, anybody have Odd Couple/Quincy Me episodes ? -- elena Ferrucci, 20:00:31 12/27/11 Tue
- Hi, yes I bought DVDs on Amazon. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 18:48:33 12/28/11 Wed
- I thought this was the discussion board for The Munsters (NT) -- Aristophanes Munster, 23:20:55 12/28/11 Wed
  - Hhhhhhuuuuuuuuhhhhh,Hhhhhhuuuuuuuuhhhhh,Hhhhhhuuuuuuuuhhhhh!!!!!! (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 09:08:22 12/29/11 Thu

How was everyone's holiday? Can you use an OC word, phrase or expression to summarize how your hiliday went? (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 10:23:00 12/26/11 Mon
- A little more tea. Cut own on the rice. (NT) -- CN, 15:30:39 12/26/11 Mon
  - I've got plot 204 by the babbling brook (NT) -- mervin, 13:54:17 12/27/11 Tue
- Did you know that the first person to speak out against Santa was Hermey the Elf? (NT) -- Melnitz, 13:53:12 12/28/11 Wed
  - Never trust a dentist. (NT) -- CN, 16:09:43 12/28/11 Wed
- OWA TACHRIST MASTIME (NT) -- Aristophanes, 23:22:28 12/28/11 Wed
- Did you ever know a Christmas when I didn't bake? (NT) -- Aristophanes, 23:23:06 12/28/11 Wed
  - THIS IS ALL YOU COOKED! (NT) -- Aristophanes (I'm still hungry!), 23:23:46 12/28/11 Wed
    - lol (NT) -- scott, 00:04:28 12/29/11 Thu
- I did a layout on the sick and the diseased( i.e., had to work again). Hey, just because I don't celebrate it, doesn't mean I would like it off. (NT) -- scott, 00:09:50 12/29/11 Thu
  - I mean wouldn't like to have it off. (NT) -- willya?, 00:11:46 12/29/11 Thu
- What disarray. (NT) -- Salty, 12:07:45 01/01/12 Sun
- Good food, hot, plenty of it. (NT) -- Dull Bee, 12:50:55 01/01/12 Sun

Jack Klugman will be 90, as Reetsie said. What really old actors/actresses would you like to see in remakes of famous movies that actually call for a young or middle aged actors to play? (NT) -- CN, 10:59:44 12/22/11 Thu
- Abe Vigoda in DIE HARD. (NT) -- CN, 11:00:42 12/22/11 Thu
- Jerry Stiller in Home Alone. (NT) -- CN, 11:01:36 12/22/11 Thu
- Phyllis Diller in "10" (NT) -- Bummy Davis, 12:00:14 12/22/11 Thu
- Sylvester Stallone in "Rocky"...no WAIT! Frank Stallone in "Rocky" (NT) -- Bummy Davis, 12:07:01 12/22/11 Thu
- Betty White in "Debbie Does Dallas." (Bleahhh! That one went too far even for me!) (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:12:55 12/22/11 Thu
- Joan Rivers in Miss Congeniality. (NT) -- CN, 14:03:42 12/22/11 Thu
- By the time I figure this out I'm late for dinner. (NT) -- Wild Willie (Or is it "I'll be late for dinner"?), 16:12:32 12/22/11 Thu
- Gene Hackman and Robert Duvall in "Brokeback Mountain". (NT) -- Brian, 08:56:58 12/27/11 Tue
- LOL!!!! How about James Garner in Blazing Saddles (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 11:48:11 01/21/12 Sat

December 22. I will be traveling this day, so I want to wish you all a Happy Rick Nielsen's Birthday Day. I know it gets old, but what I got no new material. (NT) -- 52 Street Tom...Merry Christmas to all youse., 01:13:48 12/22/11 Thu
- Rick's 65, does that mean he'll retire? (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:09:06 12/22/11 Thu

*Jack Klugman Will Return for Jury Duty in Twelve Angry Men at the George Street Playhouse (NJ), beginning March 13, 2012!* -- Wild Willie (more inside), 19:24:44 12/21/11 Wed
- Geez, the guy is 80-something years old. You'd think he'd find a way to get out of jury duty. (NT) -- CN, 22:51:19 12/21/11 Wed
  - I downloaded this film and will watch it for the first time. I also just saw Dr. Lao for the first time, will ya. (NT) -- 52, 01:15:23 12/22/11 Thu
    - Watch the movie "Boys' Night Out" and you will see Tony Randall say "Doctor Who???" (NT) -- Wild Willie, 06:26:09 12/22/11 Thu
  - Good one! Yeah, he'll be 90 in April...I am so glad to see he is working!! (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 10:10:04 12/22/11 Thu
- Very Cool! Juror #9 was always my favorite...Bazinga! (NT) -- Bummy Davis, 12:11:05 12/22/11 Thu
- Hope he doesn't get sequestered with an annoying roomate (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 23:21:00 12/22/11 Thu
  - Sequestered?! You GOT dat?! (NT) -- CN, 19:18:17 12/24/11 Sat

So what is anyone doing for their Christmas weekend? That includes any Jews who want to respond. Come, cleanse yourself in the manger. (NT) -- CN, 12:26:14 12/20/11 Tue
- I'll be watching the Jets-Giants games and hoping that none of the wonderful NY'ers who have the the true Xmas spirit kill each other over a playoff spot. (NT) -- Crazy Namath, 12:28:22 12/20/11 Tue
- I'm working on the 23rd & 24th like Bob Cratchit. Then I'm going to my nephew's on Christmas Day, just like Scrooge. We'll probably play "The Minister's Cat." (NT) -- Ebenezer Melnitz (Christmasbahhumbug!IfIhadmyway...), 14:57:37 12/21/11 Wed
- Heading off to Rochester to show my new wife her first white Christmas. But I hear it's gonna be 50 degrees. (NT) -- 52, 01:16:20 12/22/11 Thu
  - She likes her Christmases the way she likes her men....white. (NT) -- CN, 10:35:36 12/22/11 Thu

Another one bites the dust! (NT) -- reetsietuesday (Couldn't help it!), 11:15:09 12/19/11 Mon
- Apparently cheese spoils after 14 weeks. (NT) -- Noodge con queso, 12:08:31 12/19/11 Mon
- Feeet of cu-lay (NT) -- scott, 14:36:05 12/19/11 Mon
- At first I thought she meant the demise of Vaclav Havel (NT) -- scott, 14:37:06 12/19/11 Mon
- or Kim Jong Il. (NT) -- CN, 19:12:26 12/19/11 Mon
- I don't have time to unravel your logic (NT) -- Aristophanes, 19:23:07 12/19/11 Mon
- Who died and let you to boss? (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 11:37:50 12/20/11 Tue
  - Everyone knows the reason North Korea isn't a world power is their cheese. (NT) -- CN, 12:16:21 12/20/11 Tue
  - You know who should take over for Kim Jong Il? Brett Farv-ruh.... (NT) -- CN, 12:29:30 12/20/11 Tue
    - Honestly, I don't know who she is (NT) -- Aristophanes, 21:24:18 12/20/11 Tue

The logic of the holiday season -- Crazy Noodge, 15:41:24 12/16/11 Fri
- Sooo Noodge...when is your holiday special airing? (NT) -- Miss Olam, 19:04:04 12/16/11 Fri
  - Family? Who gives a crap? For me it's the food and the booze. If I have to hang around my family to enjoy it, I can put up with it. Trust me the best way to deal with my family is if everybody has a little buzz on and their mouths full. (NT) -- Melnitz, 19:12:24 12/16/11 Fri
  - I got the coveted Groundhog Day at 2:15am slot. (NT) -- CN, 20:43:41 12/16/11 Fri
- It's like an isoceles triangle. (NT) -- scott, 21:46:51 12/16/11 Fri
- The best part of being in a family is when they move away (NT) -- Mervin, 13:12:55 12/17/11 Sat
- The views and opinions expressed in this thread and/or commentaries are solely of the individual and is not the views of ... other people. Merry Christmas!! (NT) -- Brian, 19:40:00 12/17/11 Sat
  - That was the most disclaimiest disclaimer I've ever read. (NT) -- C Hughes Noodge, 20:03:07 12/17/11 Sat
  - We're all brothers (NT) -- Aristophanes, 00:58:24 12/18/11 Sun
- Happy Festivus!! (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 01:11:54 12/18/11 Sun

Someone I'd like to smack.(After all, it IS the holiday season.) A guy from a consulting company came is in our office today & my boss said there was a problem we could use his help working on. To which this phony, walking, talking, overly rehearsed, marketing pamphlet of a human being said "I don't work on problems. I work on solutions.". I'm sure his roots trace back millions of years to the Douchebageus period. Just wanna smack his pretentious insincere, condescending face. Happy Holidays! (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 15:06:42 12/16/11 Fri
- Bravo! (NT) -- Steve, 16:02:12 12/16/11 Fri
- You should have said to him, "I zank you! Mr. Madison zanks you! Ze institute zanks you!" (NT) -- Vinnie, 20:15:34 12/16/11 Fri
  - Now Nooge is gonna go home and straighten out his, uh, um, Opera Card collection. (NT) -- mervin, 22:53:15 12/16/11 Fri
- You should have told him, "Don't ever say solutions in my studio again" and then pushed him down (NT) -- Aristophanes (It's happening!), 00:05:34 12/21/11 Wed
  - It all worked out. We agreed to circle around and think outside the box while putting a pin in it. (NT) -- CN, 11:04:05 12/21/11 Wed

Friends of the OCMB - Does anyone belong to the Bon Vivants facebook page? (NT) -- Steve, 13:18:48 12/16/11 Fri
- Yes. It's mostly populated by former OCMB members. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:54:06 12/16/11 Fri
  - they bailed out over Houston. We're the only Sissy boys who stayed (NT) -- Mervin, 22:57:15 12/16/11 Fri
- The Bon Vivants facebook page: "This content is currently unavailable The page you requested cannot be displayed right now. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may have expired, or you may not have permission to view this page. Return home" (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 02:06:34 12/17/11 Sat
  - I think they changed their name: The Bon Vivants Cultural Appreciation Society and Bowling League (NT) -- Steve, 06:48:53 12/17/11 Sat
    - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001417556944#!/group.php?gid=89659071386 (NT) -- Steve, 06:50:22 12/17/11 Sat

Its like living with Johnny Ray (NT) -- Mervin, 19:19:39 12/14/11 Wed
- Smile though your heat is aching......... (NT) -- Mike M., 23:24:56 12/14/11 Wed
  - HONK! (NT) -- Vinnie, 11:34:49 12/16/11 Fri
- Willya stop pounding it's like talking to a shoemaker. (NT) -- uw, 12:55:14 12/16/11 Fri

Looks like I'll be doing a show at the Brokerage in Bellmore NY on January 19th. If its your birthday and you come to see the show, you get in for only $12 bucks (NT) -- Mervin, 08:50:10 12/14/11 Wed
- What are the odds of that happening? Better make it $3. (NT) -- CN, 10:56:45 12/14/11 Wed
- If it's not your birthday, you get in for five bucks. Great Merv, you had a 1 in 365 chance of getting me to come to your show and you blew it. Let me know how your bookings are in June. (NT) -- Melnitz, 13:17:18 12/14/11 Wed
  - What day in June. I think our birthdays are just days apart. (NT) -- Mervin, 13:47:57 12/14/11 Wed
    - Gee fellas I kinda hate to break it up. (NT) -- CN, 16:19:25 12/14/11 Wed
    - June 4th, 1962. The 20th anniversary of Midway. 50th birthday next year. (NT) -- Melnitz (The old and cranky one), 00:38:43 12/15/11 Thu
      - June 12th for me. I think PB also has a birthday in June but he carefully hid it under a lettuce leaf (NT) -- Mervin, 09:29:13 12/15/11 Thu
      - The discount pharmacy? (NT) -- kramer woo, 16:21:59 12/15/11 Thu

Baghdad (CNN) -- Deputy accuses Iraq leader of being a dictator. LEAVE THAT ALONE. (NT) -- uw, 20:32:18 12/13/11 Tue
- I kind of agree. These people aren't going to change anytime soon. At any rate USA should focus on fixing its internal issues. (NT) -- Russ N, 16:23:19 12/14/11 Wed
  - Like, fixing the economy. :-/ ____ (NT) -- Russ N, 16:23:57 12/14/11 Wed

(AP) Barry Manilow to have muscle repair surgery. Have we ever done a Manilow thread in the whole history of this board? Any OC quotes and Manilow lyrics? -- CN, 23:36:54 12/12/11 Mon
- Her name was Myrna. And she talked nasal.... (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 23:37:59 12/12/11 Mon
  - Oh, thanks - Copacabana! Not like that's gonna be playing in my head all damn day! (NT) -- Melnitz, 11:11:58 12/13/11 Tue
    - Eh, could be worse. At least it bumped Mele Kalikimaka off the playlist. (NT) -- Melnitz, 11:21:19 12/13/11 Tue
      - We just sang that piece in our show a few days ago. :>) (NT) -- Brian, 00:42:36 12/14/11 Wed
        Great, now this is stuck in my head!!! ( the Bing Crosby version Too!) (NT) -- Mervin, 09:00:40 12/14/11 Wed
        Its better than White Christmas. (NT) -- CN, 16:20:39 12/14/11 Wed
        What kind of show? And who sang with you? (NT) -- CN, 11:50:42 12/14/11 Wed
        I'd post a picture but I've forgotten how to do it. The page with the html instructions is non-existent. (NT) -- Brian, 17:25:57 12/14/11 Wed
        Definitive lines is gone too...This place used to be a respectable establishment... (NT) -- Aristophanes, 23:53:05 12/14/11 Wed
        And they used to serve such big PORTIONS! (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 13:54:54 12/15/11 Thu
        Jaclyn switched domain providers or what ever they are called and I m thinking she eliminated the pages with that infor (NT) -- mervin, 16:16:02 12/15/11 Thu
        ....mation. (NT) -- CN - always has to tidy up around here, 11:05:17 12/16/11 Fri
- You're my muscle Gloria! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 00:24:40 12/13/11 Tue
- I write the songs that make the whoooooooole world........HONK!!!!! (NT) -- CN, 12:42:08 12/13/11 Tue
- Okay, what the hell, I gave it a shot. Bear in mind that I do NOT write the songs that make the whole world sing. Additional verses welcome (see inside) -- Melnitz Manilow, 14:00:49 12/13/11 Tue
  - a ditty writing doctor? We'll put him on Ted Mack (NT) -- Mervin, 15:19:09 12/13/11 Tue
  - Feh. (NT) -- CN, 16:38:28 12/13/11 Tue
- Oh Mandar, well you came and, You gave without taking, But I sent you away Oh Mandar, well you kissed me and, Stopped me from shaking, And I need you today oh, Mandar! (NT) -- Aristophanes (It's happening!), 15:07:38 12/13/11 Tue

Whats a matter wit da nooge? (NT) -- Mervin, 14:09:00 12/12/11 Mon
- Stop playin' doctor wit yourself. (NT) -- uw, 14:43:04 12/12/11 Mon
- Its not nice to tell. (NT) -- CN, 19:58:28 12/12/11 Mon

Late tonight GSN brings back What's My Line and I've Got A Secret! (NT) -- Wild Willie, 06:33:14 12/12/11 Mon
- I once saw an episode of I've Got A Secret from the early 50s that had a guy celebrating his 100 birthday. To put it in perspective, he was old enough to remember living through the Civil War. (NT) -- Mike M., 23:32:05 12/14/11 Wed
  - The other night I saw Bess Myerson rip a phone book in half! (NT) -- Wild Willie, 07:49:43 12/15/11 Thu
  - I think I saw that one- he witnessed the assasination of Lincoln. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 14:49:27 12/15/11 Thu

"because Gloria is flying, to a Japanese restaurant (NT) -- Mervin, 20:13:13 12/07/11 Wed
- finery got EVEN for Purl HA-BA! (NT) -- CN, 20:23:40 12/07/11 Wed
- I think it's hip to eat Nip. (NT) -- scott (sushi lover), 22:02:22 12/07/11 Wed
- "Am I authentic?" "Nooo, but you danerous..." (NT) -- Melnitz, 01:13:48 12/08/11 Thu
- "He say you take this whole kitchen and..." "Never mind..." (NT) -- Melnitz, 01:15:54 12/08/11 Thu
- I;m just going clean up a little, It's not our Island you know.. (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 01:35:34 12/08/11 Thu
- dey toll me i be making ruv to Betty Glable on White House Rawn by Chlistmas. (NT) -- Crazy Noodge, 09:02:49 12/08/11 Thu
- Will this affect our friendship? No, our friendship has ended. (NT) -- Mike M., 05:41:34 12/10/11 Sat
- There's an old man in the back choking a chicken. (NT) -- Mike M., 05:43:09 12/10/11 Sat
- I heard the entire island is infested with Nips... I mean you people. (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 22:48:29 12/11/11 Sun

M*A*S*H star Harry Morgan dies at 96. Buffalo bagels. -- Crazy Noodge, 15:12:06 12/07/11 Wed
- whet did he die of? Archie: " he died of 96" (NT) -- mervin (Mule Fritters!), 15:29:56 12/07/11 Wed
- My buddy used to wait on Harry at the Brentwood Market. Nice guy, from what I hear. (NT) -- 52nd Street R.I.P., 16:25:25 12/07/11 Wed
- I was never a fan of MASH. To me he'll always be Joe Friday's sidekick, Bill Gannon. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:55:58 12/07/11 Wed
  - When I was very young there was a show called Pete and Gladys. He played Pete. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:10:32 12/09/11 Fri
    - Gladys was played by Alan Hale Jr. (NT) -- Mervin, 14:10:09 12/12/11 Mon
- I like to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs, swim between their legs (NT) -- Aristophanes (Mule Fritters!), 19:28:00 12/07/11 Wed
- Horse Hockey! (NT) -- Wild Willie (with snow on the roof), 11:02:25 12/08/11 Thu
- Son, to me that's a tiptoe through the tulips! (NT) -- Roger, 22:37:55 12/11/11 Sun

December 7, 1941. A day that will live in infamy. 70th anniversary. (NT) -- CN, 10:12:19 12/07/11 Wed
- I take my hat off and reflect quielty on those who passed this day. (NT) -- Mervin, 11:05:58 12/07/11 Wed
- Little known fact. There's an obscure Federal Law on the books that says that if you meet a Japanese tourist on the street on Dec.7th, you're allowed to punch them right in the face. (NT) -- Melnitz (That'll surprise them), 18:41:39 12/07/11 Wed
  - Holy Crap! I made soba noodle soup for dinner tonight. I feel like such a traitor (NT) -- mervin, 19:34:52 12/07/11 Wed
    - The cops will be coming to put your entire family into an Italian-Jewish internment camp. (NT) -- CN, 20:25:06 12/07/11 Wed
      - Massapequa? (NT) -- Mervin, 20:45:56 12/07/11 Wed
        Yes, and in the Baldwin section. Not even Alec....Daniel. (NT) -- CN, 09:04:09 12/08/11 Thu

I keep getting an error message when I post then 6 hours later the post appears. Anyone else having this problem? (NT) -- Mervin (Sent at 2:22 PM on Tuesday), 14:22:46 12/06/11 Tue
- I dunno. What time is it now? I'll let you know in 6 hours. (NT) -- Melnitz (Master of Time and Space), 18:26:27 12/06/11 Tue
- Are you sure you're not on the France line of the LIRR? (NT) -- Le Noodge, 20:35:47 12/06/11 Tue
- All you have to do is generate the 1.21 jigowatts needed to post a message. (NT) -- CN, 20:36:54 12/06/11 Tue
  - What the hell is a jigowatt?!! (NT) -- Brian, 08:15:04 12/07/11 Wed
    - GREAT SCOTT!!! (NT) -- Aristophanes Brown, 08:53:11 12/07/11 Wed
      - That's heavy, doc. (NT) -- CN, 08:58:40 12/07/11 Wed
        There's that word again...HEAVY! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 19:28:55 12/07/11 Wed
    - Black resistance? (NT) -- mervin, 09:22:59 12/07/11 Wed
      - Send your letters to Mervin the Finger. P.O Box.... (NT) -- CN, 10:09:58 12/07/11 Wed
        Watts is Volts (NT) -- Merv Abbott, 10:31:58 12/07/11 Wed
        Ever hear this joke? -- Cvazy Noodge, 14:56:02 12/07/11 Wed
        No, and now I'm sorry I did. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:38:02 12/07/11 Wed
- No. I post no bills. (NT) -- scott (crosses at the green, not in between), 22:27:31 12/09/11 Fri

NEW YORK (AP) — Madonna will be taking the stage on U.S. football's biggest night, the Super Bowl. The National Football League and NBC announced Sunday night that the Grammy Award-winning singer will highlight the Feb. 5 show, which is the most-watched musical event of the year. More than 162 million in the U.S. tuning in to see The Black Eyed Peas' performance with Slash and Usher last February. (NT) -- Aristophanes, 23:59:31 12/04/11 Sun
- I actually have more respect for Madonna as the years go by and these new younger acts burst out of nowhere. Seems like Lady Gaga is this generation's Madonna or a Madonaa wannabee. I never liked a lot of Madonna's attention seeking antics, like writing on the stage in a wedding dress, but that's nothing versu what goes on today. (NT) -- The Material Noodge, 09:50:37 12/05/11 Mon
- Great. It just won't feel right to watch it on the boob tube, in my undershirt, drinking beer out of a can. (NT) -- Dull Bee, 11:07:46 12/05/11 Mon
  - Can we still call it the Boob Tube? There are plenty of boobs but no tubes, I have a flat screen (NT) -- Mervin, 11:24:54 12/05/11 Mon
  - Can we still call it a Boob "Tube". Plenty of boobs I grant you but no tube. Arent all TVs Flat Screens now? (NT) -- Mervin, 11:27:31 12/05/11 Mon
  - Boob Tubing (NT) -- Mervin, 14:15:55 12/05/11 Mon
    - Boobie! (NT) -- Brian, 23:44:48 12/05/11 Mon
- Isn't she like 60 years old nowadays? (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 15:01:20 12/06/11 Tue
  - She's only 53, but she's got a lot of miles on her. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:28:14 12/06/11 Tue
- So the last few Super Bowl acts have been Tom Petty, the Stones, Paul McCartney and now Madonna. I guess the rest of the world has acknowledged that today's music sucks. You know what they say in our generation. Never trust anyone over 70. (NT) -- CN, 20:50:48 12/06/11 Tue
  - Ah! You forget Black Eye Peas from last year! (NT) -- Aristophanes, 08:55:10 12/07/11 Wed
    - Black Eyed Peas make me run to the terlet. (NT) -- Noodge Bunker, 09:00:52 12/07/11 Wed
      - Oh, is that who it was. I thought the announcer said "Coming up at halftime, the black guy pees." I thought, " I bet a lot of them do, and a lot of white guys, too." and went to the john. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:45:30 12/07/11 Wed

For me the most important thing in life is to make as much money as possible. Even if I have to work with Jewish people. Even if I have to help Communist regimes. (NT) -- Raoul Thorman, 09:58:08 12/03/11 Sat
- Hmmm...Raoul has issues best not delved into here. A Spanish first name and a German last name? I'm guessing your grandparents had to emigrate to Argentina in a big hurry. Probably around 1945 or so. (NT) -- Melnitz Wiesenthal (Nazi hunter), 18:32:45 12/03/11 Sat
- They call him "sticks" Thorman. The guy's gotta great beat. (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 02:21:10 12/04/11 Sun
- Do you wear drab, olive-colored clothing? (NT) -- uw, 20:51:18 12/04/11 Sun
- I smell Mandar (NT) -- Aristophanes, 01:10:03 12/05/11 Mon
- Can't help but notice that "Raoul Thorman" is an anagram of "Ah Ultra Moron". (NT) -- Dull Bee, 10:53:43 12/05/11 Mon
- I hope for Christmas Raoul sits on a red hot Menorah. (ooh-ooh-ooh! How long does it take for the middle candle to cool off?!!) (NT) -- CN, 14:32:05 12/05/11 Mon
  - That's a shamus (NT) -- Mervin, 21:48:56 12/05/11 Mon
    - I'm shy one shamus..... (NT) -- CN, 12:25:33 12/06/11 Tue
      - Shamus on you! (NT) -- Mervin (Serves Ya Right!), 14:21:16 12/06/11 Tue
- A pattern is formin' - no one's warmin' to Thorman. As a rule we think Raoul's a tool. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:31:19 12/06/11 Tue
  - I'm a regular Dr. Seuss! Owa ta su siam! (NT) -- Melnitz, 19:18:31 12/06/11 Tue
    - You strike me as more of a star bellied sneetch. (NT) -- CN, 10:10:54 12/07/11 Wed
      - He actually looks more like a Lorax. (NT) -- Brian (He speaks for the trees.), 18:41:55 12/07/11 Wed

My office is having a baby shower on Monday for a co-worker who is due to give birth in the next few weeks. I thought these things were just for women. How do I act? What do I do? Any OC lines I can use? (NT) -- CN, 09:31:59 12/03/11 Sat
- It's always a good icebreaker to ask the mother to be, "So...when are you s'posed to crap the little bastard out?" Or, "Any idea who the father is?" Women respect that. (NT) -- Melnitz, 18:37:05 12/03/11 Sat
- You really look knocked up. (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 02:13:46 12/04/11 Sun
  - That's your line?!?! (NT) -- Melnitz, 19:19:58 12/06/11 Tue
- About to go into the baby shower for my co-worker now. It kinda feels like awaiting a dentist appointment, except there's cake. (NT) -- CN, 16:16:26 12/05/11 Mon
  - How'd it go? How was the cake to person ratio? I was told there would be cake. (NT) -- Milton Melnitz, 19:22:03 12/06/11 Tue
    - Last time I didn't get.....any cake so I don't see why I have to.....pass...ok. (NT) -- CN, 20:43:20 12/06/11 Tue
    - There was cake and cookies and buffalo wings and soda. There was so much cake that today they brought around leftover cake to our department. How's that for a business idea? A place that delivers party leftovers to another place for a "second hand" party? (NT) -- CN, 20:45:08 12/06/11 Tue

Okay, I gotta ask. What is that Thanksgiving picture from, and who are the guys in it. Is the guy on the right Charlie Sheen? (NT) -- Melnitz, 09:52:05 12/02/11 Fri
- I searched "Odd Couple + Thanksgiving" and found this photo. They are called "The Skit Guys" and put out funny Christian Humor. Not exactly mainstream but who really is these days. Here is the link- http://skitguys.com/about/ (NT) -- Mervin, 14:07:42 12/02/11 Fri
  - The guy on the left looked a Bolivian Dom Irrera. (NT) -- scott, 22:14:08 12/02/11 Fri
    - That's what I thought, too. The guy on the right really does look like Charlie Sheen, though. Of course, you can't check it now since someone's shameless self-promotion has replaced the pic. (NT) -- Melnitz, 00:54:18 12/03/11 Sat
  - Oh, and BTW, "Christian Humor?" Total oxymoron. It's just another way to sugar-coat preaching to ram God-crap down your throat (NT) -- Melnitz, 00:57:20 12/03/11 Sat
- I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that there really aren't that many Lee Goldman or Evan Weiss Christmas ornaments around. (NT) -- CN, 23:14:11 12/02/11 Fri
  - Lee and Evan did 14 choruses of "Silent Night" (NT) -- Mervin, 11:21:41 12/05/11 Mon

going to Giants Stadium (or whatever its called now) to see the Giants Play Green Bay. I don't know squat about foot ball. any pointers for someone like me so I can sound like I have a clue? (NT) -- Mervin, 16:11:44 12/01/11 Thu
- Go topless, paint some misspelled Giants fanboy slogan on your fat torso, get drunk, swear a lot, and throw up on somebody. Nobody will know you're not a season ticket holder. (NT) -- Melnitz, 17:04:05 12/01/11 Thu
- Don't wear green and yellow. (NT) -- CN, 20:40:45 12/01/11 Thu
- There is really NO play called the disjointed U (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 22:15:28 12/01/11 Thu
- Don't do yer ACT! ah HAHAHA!!!!! (NT) -- CN - a good ribbin'....., 09:32:29 12/02/11 Fri
  - I'd do yours but I'm allergic to Pimento Loaf (NT) -- Mervin (I know, I'm a horrible person.), 14:13:48 12/02/11 Fri
    - G'head, let me have it. I deserve it. (NT) -- Mervin, 14:14:30 12/02/11 Fri
- These seats are in one of the corporate Sky Boxes. I'm not even sure they are outside (NT) -- Mervin, 14:16:22 12/02/11 Fri
  - There is a glass wall separating you from the unwashed populus who will look up at you like the running dog elitist capitalist pig that you are. feh! (NT) -- CN, 23:12:40 12/02/11 Fri
- The Giants are playing Green bay. I wonder if I'll see Brother Ralph? (NT) -- Mervin, 14:19:11 12/02/11 Fri
  - Let's see, the Green Bay is 11-0 and the Giants are 6-5 which also equals 11. If this was Black Jack instead of Foot ball we'd both have to hit. (NT) -- Mervin (LET IT RIDE!!!!!!!), 14:21:19 12/02/11 Fri
    - I'm sure the Giants will win, The Packers are from Wisconsin. Thats like invading Czechoslovakia. (NT) -- Merv Ringer (Dat's da Fact, Jack!!), 14:26:40 12/02/11 Fri
- Eli Manning takes the snap from center, and fakes a handoff to Brandon Jacobs elegantly, and faaaaades baaaaaack to paaaaaass. He's looking for a receiver. He can't find one. He's scrambling...He's scrambling with the dexterity of a lizard, and now elects to run with it himself (NT) -- Aristophanes (A little nasal), 19:40:38 12/02/11 Fri
- You are on the right track by calling it "Giants Stadium". Only out-of-towners call it Met Life or "the New Meadowlands Stadium". (NT) -- uw, 12:39:07 12/03/11 Sat
- Man, that game was really something. I'm kind of glad the Packers kept their streak alive, but it wasn't for the Giants lack of trying. Great game. Bet it was fun being there. (NT) -- Melnitz, 05:54:47 12/05/11 Mon
  - Merv didn't watch the game. He just giggled every time the announcer said "Packer". (NT) -- CN, 14:34:46 12/05/11 Mon
    - He probably was there but had the football turned off (NT) -- Aristophanes Cosell, 00:52:51 12/06/11 Tue

Has anyone started putting up your holiday decorations yet? Does anyone go all out or do any really outlandish things? (NT) -- St. Noodge, 15:04:05 12/01/11 Thu
- Put the up where? (NT) -- Coach Sandusky, 15:12:03 12/01/11 Thu
- No. I think I'm going to start putting up a Menorah at Chanukkah so our neighbors don't think it's wierd when we don't put up Christmas decorations. (NT) -- Melnitz (a.k.a., Grinchy Claus), 15:12:25 12/01/11 Thu
  - In my neighborhood the only people who put up christmas decoration outside do it for spite (NT) -- Mervin, 15:14:59 12/01/11 Thu
    - They put up Chanukkah decorations in my neighborhood. Just saw my first inflatable Menorah of the season. (NT) -- Mervin, 14:28:25 12/02/11 Fri

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