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ANGEL'S OFFICE W&H
Opening scene begins where episode 12 left off with Angel and Wes discussing Fred. Faith walks in.
ANGEL
Faith, I didn't expect you to be here so soon.
FAITH
Wes if you don't mind, I need to talk to Angel alone.
WES
Not at all. Actually, I need to meet...ah...someone in Chinatown. We'll talk later about this Angel...and Faith....good to see you here.
FAITH
You bet Wes, it's just good to be.
As Wes leaves, Faith turns to Angel and her tone shifts from upbeat to stern.
ANGEL
Thanks for coming so fast.
FAITH
When I get phone calls in the middle of the night from you wanting me to kill someone, then yeah, I think I needed to get here quick.
ANGEL
Things have changed. You don't understand
FAITH
You want me to kill Spike don't you? Which is not why I'm here by the way.
ANGEL
Ok, I guess you do understand a little. But it's more complicated than that.
FAITH
It's not complicated Angel. I've called one man 'Boss' in my life and his orders sent me to a place I'll never go again. In case you don't remember, the Mayor's prophesy of Ascension didn't work out to well either. You more than anyone should know these things are never what they seem.
ANGEL
There's more to it, but you're right, I should have never asked you to do something like that.
FAITH
It's a bitch having all this power and not being able to kill someone isn't it?
ANGEL
So why are you here?
FAITH
I'm here cause I spoke to Willow
(beat)
Not to go all 'little sister grows up' but I'm here to keep my eye on you - all of you
ANGEL
Faith...
FAITH
Nah ah - I helped you by breaking out of prison then spending two weeks getting the crap kicked out of me by anything with or without a pulse so now - You're gonna help me.
ANGEL
How?
FAITH
By sitting down, shutting up and listening to what I've got to say
ANGEL
When did you get so domineering?
FAITH
Always have been - wasn't for that curse, I expect you'd already know.
ANGEL
Did Buffy send you?
FAITH
I don't get sent - I arrive.
(beat)
And, No. You're lucky there's an apocalypse there right now
ANGEL
Is she in trouble?
FAITH
A lot less than you'd be if she was here ANGEL
I don't get the big problem
FAITH
Sleeping with the enemy - literally
ANGEL
Lilahs not the enemy she's the...something else
FAITH
Something potentially soul stealing?
ANGEL
No She's...
FAITH
You're an idiot, a big gel haired, Spike hating, Buffy upsetting, Faith annoying, Enemy sleeping, City unprotecting, Weight putting on, idiot! Angel wake up!
Angel is both taken back and hurt by Faith's comments, although he knows what she's saying is true.
FAITH
well, there's the monthly PMS newsreel
Any questions?
ANGEL
How about we start over. Hi Faith - How are you?
FAITH
(serious)
City of Angel here
ANGEL
Angels. It's the city of Angels
FAITH
Only one from where I'm standing
ANGEL
It's not my city.
FAITH
Time was when you'd test that theory.
(pause)
What are you doing here Angel? Get it back. You own this damn city - go save it.
Starring
David Boreanaz
Vincent Karthieser
Amy Acker
J August Richards
James Marsters
Stephanie Romanov
and Alexis Denisof
Special Guest Star
Julie Benz
Guest Starring
Brian T. Skala, Eliza Dushku as Faith
Written by: veggieburger, toothy and VKMax
INT – HYPERION – EARLY MORNING
Connor is half asleep with his leg wrapped around the bed sheet. He begins to stir as the sound of violent coughing wakes him
CONNOR
(Yawning)
You okay?
He looks over to a readily dressed Cody who is sat on the chair in the corner reading.
CODY
Great
CONNOR
Sounds like you’re trying to show me your innards
CODY
Huh?
CONNOR
The coughing – not a nice thing to wake up to
CODY
Sorry
CONNOR
Don’t apologise get it seen to.
CODY
Don’t worry about it – have another dream last night?
CONNOR
Nice change of subject there. I don’t get it – it’s the same every night.
CODY
No change?
CONNOR
No. I’m fighting with Spike and Orio and then my parents collect me and disappear
CODY
(clearly wanting to avoid him)
Breakfast?
CUT TO.
INT – HYPERION KITCHEN – EARLY MORNING
Cody stands by the sink washing his hands with bottled water as he begins to cough harshly, his face going red as he does so.
He pours a drink of water and begins to cough once again, raising his hand to his mouth to wipe away a small drip of blood which he spits into the sink.
As he sips on the water it begins to cloud where remaining blood seeps into the glass and curdles the water.
CUT TO.
EXT: WILSHIRE BLVD., near Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills
Gunn is driving a luxury sports car (a black Jaguar - natch) - a secret gift from W/H corporate
management, and feeling on top of the world. He has swank sunglasses on and is groovin' to his
car stereo, listening to Bruce Springsteen singing "Darkness of the Edge of Town". Gunn comically
imitates Bruce's trademark growl as he sings along.
GUNN (singing)
Everybody's got a secret, Sonny
Something that they just can't face.
Gunn hears a police siren start up and looks in his rear view mirror, and realizes he's being pulled over.
GUNN (angry)
Crap. Here we go. (in a low-pitched voice) What's a black man like you doin' drivin' a nice car in
Beverly Hills? (in a high-pitched snarky tone) Well, officer, it just looked so nice sittin' at the curb.
The officer is at his window and Gunn looks up, obviously ready to be confrontational but instead breaks
into a grin just as the officer also does the same.
OFFICER
Well, if it ain't little Charles Gunn!
GUNN
And if it ain't Ossfer Joe. (deliberately pron. "Ossfer")
OFFICER
Hey, your break light's not working, Charlie. Well, damn! (checks out the Jag) Hey, you been movin' on
up.
They sing together, sharing a private joke.
To the East Side! (laugh)
OFFICER
Hey, I'm still in that house on Pico. We're having barbecue tomorrow. Why don't you come and join us?
Been an awfully long time. Hey, bring Alona.
GUNN
I wish I could, Ossfer. Alona died a few years ago.
OFFICER
Oh, damn, I'm sorry. The more reason for you to come visit us - a man needs family, Charles Gunn.
GUNN
Yeah, you was always sayin' that. I'll be there! No ticket?
OFFICER
Now how many times did I pull your juvenile ass out of goin' to jail?
GUNN
Enough that I owe you big time, big brother.
They give each other an affectionate arm punch and the officer leaves. Gunn drives away, singing
`Darkness' again.
GUNN
Some folks are born into a good life
Other folks get it anyway anyhow
END OF PART ONE
EXT: A well-tended middle-class house on Pico Blvd., in a predominantly black neighborhood. The front
yard and porch are full of people, and Ossfer Joe ("Joe" from here on) is in his glory in chef hat and apron,
barbecuing ribs while at a long table typical barbecue fare is being scooped up. Gunn looks happy and
relaxed - he's even wearing one of his old sports shirts, a bit of the old Gunn from S3/4 - as he gets potato
salad and chats with Joe's wife. Joe hands his hat and apron off to his adult son, and motions Charles to
join him on the stoop.
GUNN
Man, this is good! I don't get the chance to eat like this much anymore.
JOE
I'm glad I ran into you, Charles. Nelly and me, we were sorry to lose track of your mom and you kids.
GUNN
Yeah, you guys were good to us after Pa had his heart attack.
JOE
He worked hard. And he did well - just bought a house, got a promotion - no more driving those big MTA
busses, got the desk job he always wanted. Shame about that second heart attack, just when it was goin' so
well. (pause) Why'd your mama leave that new house like that, Charles? We all reached out to her when Greg
died. Didn't make no sense.
GUNN
Yeah, I know. She was scared by something.
JOE
She wouldn't talk to no one. I offered her protection, said "Hey, if you or Greg is involved in something."
GUNN
Wasn't nothin' like that.
JOE
So what was it?
GUNN
I don't know. I was young. Just 13 and Alona was only 9. She moved us out two nights after they buried
Dad. Wouldn't go to no one she knew - moved us into a shelter. Man, I'll never forget that. How scared
Alona and me was. Never seen anything like that - those bad ass toughs eyeballin' us. She'd lock us in the
room all night and stay up, like she was expectin' something. Then one night she tooks us home. Went to
the corner store alone and never came back. We waited for weeks til the food ran out. And you know, it
felt creepy, all alone in that house. (pauses). Finally, Alona and I figured maybe mom had just abandoned
us.
JOE
You shoulda come to us for help, Charles.
GUNN
Yeah, well. Shoulda, coulda. (tries to lighten the mood) I want some more of those ribs!
Gunn begins to get up as a sinister looking black sedan drives past the front yard. Suddenly, everyone is
quiet and watches the car as if expecting trouble. The car is driven by a chauffeur - two exotic looking black men sit
in the back seat. They have a "hip hop mogul" look to them, displaying a P Diddy wealthy stylishness. Their eyes
are hidden by dark glasses, and their expressions are smirky. One gestures toward
the inside of the car in a "come here" manner. Joe gives them a dirty look.
GUNN
Drive by?
JOE
No. They've never caused any trouble. Wish they would, so I could bust `em. They drive by damn near
every day, makin' everyone nervous.
GUNN
Tell `em to get lost.
JOE
Oh, I have, and so have others. They just gesture and say "Wanna take a ride uptown? Get in if you do." I
don't know if they're pimps or dealers or what. There's been a few that have gotten in the car. Then we
don't see `em for a few months, til they drive by grinnin' in a fancy new car and clothes.
GUNN (gets up to approach the drivers)
Yeah, well let's see what this bull is all about.
CUT TO
EXT – LOS ANGELES STREET – DAY
FRED IS WALKING WITH GREAT SPEED DOWN THE STREET AS SHE HOLDS HER THICK WINTER JACKET CLOSE TO HER.
AS SHE STEPS IN A PUDDLE, A BRIGHT, BRAND NEW PURPLE PORSCHE PULLS UP BESIDE HER. THE TINTED WINDOWS WIND DOWN TO REVEAL…
LILAH
Get in
FRED LOOKS AROUND BRIEFLY BEFORE CLIMBING INTO THE CAR.
FRED
Thanks – broke my heel
LILAH
Happens to the best of us
FRED
What’s that supposed to mean?
LILAH
(sincere)
Generally, it’s the best of us which break our heels
FRED
Sorry
(quiet)
little edgy
LILAH
Care to share
FRED
(harsh)
Are you gonna kill me? Why are you being nice?
LILAH
Fred! I’m hurt
(pause)
Also, I respect a woman like you
FRED
What kind of woman is that?
LILAH
Heartless, dark, the works – that little scam with sparky Barbie – genius
FRED
It’s not how I wanted it to be
LILAH
Yet it took you so long to stop
CUT TO
GUNN approaches the sedan and the man in the back seat, driver's side, opens the door.
MAN WITH RED POCKET HANKIE ( "Red Hankie")
Get on in, brother.
GUNN
I ain't your brother. Move over. (Gunn gets in the car). Don't try any crap.
The man on the passenger's side offers his hand. He's noticeable by his huge diamond ring.
DIAMOND RING
Please allow me to introduce myself. (joking) I'm a man of wealth and taste.
Gunn declines the handshake.
GUNN
Well, what is it? You buyin', sellin' or just enjoy makin' good folks nervous?
Diamond Ring reaches into an expensive satchel and hands a CD to the driver. The driver puts it on - it's a
CD of old 1920s/30s blues.
DIAMOND RING
Do you like the blues, Mr?
GUNN
Gunn
DIAMOND RING
Well, not as original as ICE T or Doctor Dre. What is it? M.C. Gunn? GrandMaster Gunn?
GUNN
Charles Gunn. You must be Mr. Idiot.
The CD plays Robert Johnson singing "Crossroad Blues"
DIAMOND RING
Always loved that old story about Robert Johnson selling his soul at the crossroads. `Course, not many
crossroads here in the big city. More like crosswalks.
GUNN
Is that what you're buyin? Souls?
DIAMOND RING
Why? You sellin?
GUNN
My soul is otherwise engaged,.(snarky) brother.
DIAMOND RING
Don't think I got anything to offer you anyways. You look like you're movin' on up. I seen a lot of
brothers move on up. And they never look back. Oh, they revisit the hood a couple times to show off their
new car and do their braggin' rights. Then they stop comin' back. What about you? Miss the `hood?
GUNN
Sorry. (mocks a stereotyped "black accent") Mah brutha. Me and my sister was a little
more.downtown.
DIAMOND RING
Oh, I get it. The inner city cliche. All rats and roaches and tenements.
Gunn suddenly grabs the mans head and slams it hard repeatedly against the car window.
GUNN
Don't you EVER tell me that my sister and I are cliches. Let me tell you, you jerk, that stuff is real and
people suffer. And it's hard to get out.
Red Hankie interferes with the head banging by pulling a knife, which Gunn intercepts by pushing it
toward the thug's throat.
DIAMOND RING
Hey, don't I know it. About how hard it is to get out. That's why we help. We're.entrepreneurs.
GUNN (to chauffeur)
Stop the car.
The car stops and Gunn shoves Red Hankie into the street and gets out of the car.
GUNN (to Diamond Ring)
I don't want to hear about you drivin' by Joe's place anymore. You do and you're a dead man. I'm no
cop. I'm with Wolfram and Hart. I'll send you straight to hell.
DIAMOND RING (laughs)
Wolfram and Hart! Well, ain't I the pot trying to corrupt the kettle! As for dead, that's just funny. And
as for hell, on my way right now to return the car. See you again. Mah brutha.
CUT TO.
INT – WOLFRAM & HART / LADIES ROOM – DAY
LILAH IS STOOD AT THE MIRROR APPLYING HER RUBY RED LIPSTICK AS FRED SLIDES IN GINGERLY BEHIND HER.
LILAH
Why so shy sister?
FRED
Why are you talking like that? Like we’re gal pals
LILAH
Sweetie, don’t pretend like you hate me now. With Cordelia and Willow gone, I’m the only girlfriend you have
FRED
We’re not girlfriends
LILAH
Sure we are – we’re so alike. All we do is bitch about our authority figures, scheme against people and screw with Wes’ head – you’re like carbon baby, as in copy.
LILAH KISSES FRED HARD ON THE HEAD AND LEAVES A LIP MARK BEFORE STRUTTING OFF OUT OF THE DOOR WITH HER HEAD HELD HIGH.
FRED WALKS UPTO THE MIRROR AND STARES AT HERSELF HARD, SHE LIGHTLY GLIDES HER FINGER OVER THE LIPSTICK MARK BEFORE VIOLENTLY SCRUBBING AT IT WITH HER HANDS. SHE BUILDS UP SO MUCH RAGE THAT SHE ENDS UP PUNCHING THE MIRROR WITH THE SIDE OF HER HAND BEFORE SINKING TO THE FLOOR IN TEARS.
CUT TO.
INT: The W/H Executive Dining Room
Angel and Gunn sit at a swank dining table. They both look mildly uncomfortable.
ANGEL
I knew we should have gone to the cafeteria.
GUNN
Well, this is more private. I know, `cause I checked it for surveillance before we got here.
A waiter comes and offers both of them a menu.
ANGEL (waving it away)
I don't eat, thanks.
WAITER
Oh, Mr. Angel. We're well aware of your culinary needs. I think you'll find that menu has been
specialized for your tastes.
Angel glances over it and cracks an uncharacteristic chuckle. He shows the menu to Gunn.
GUNN (mocking a high class accent)
Well, Mr. Angel, shall I recommend the Napolese Lamb blood?
ANGEL (chuckles, hands the menu to the waiter)
Whatever the "du Jour" is.
GUNN
Steak and lobster. I can't even pronounce this other stuff.
WAITER
Very good sir. (leaves)
The two men sit silently and awkwardly until Angel breaks the silence.
ANGEL
What's on your mind?
GUNN
Nuthin'. Well, somethin'. I guess. Don't know. Wanted some company.
(another awkward pause)
ANGEL
How'd you become a vampire hunter, Charles?
We flashback to Gunn's memories. He is 13 years old, in the living room of his childhood home, holding a
scared 9 year old Alona while his mother frantically boards up the inside front windows. She triple-locks
the front door and then checks the hall closet.
MOM
You checked all the upstairs closets?
CHARLES
Yes, mom.
MOM
And those windows are boarded tight?
CHARLES
Yes, mom. Mom?
MOM
Yes, honey?
CHARLES
What you so scared of?
MOM
Remember how mom told you kids never to take a ride from a stranger? Well, mom didn't follow her own
advice. She took a ride home from a stranger. Don't you ever do it, you hear?
The scene changes slightly to show a few hours after midnight. Mom and kids are asleep on the living
room couch. A mist begins to seep in from under the front door. Mr. Diamond Ring materializes inside the
room. Mom wakes and stares, terrified. The children remain sleeping.
DIAMOND RING (looks around)
Nice. And that pension should keep you and your kids just fine. Greg tried his best, didn't he. But he just
didn't think ahead enough. Didn't see that heart attack coming.
MOM
You get out of here! Don't you come near my kids! (Charles stirs but doesn't awake).
DIAMOND RING
Madam. You signed the paper. All I did was offer you a ride. (he goes into demon face) And I won't
hurt your kids. If you read through the paperwork, you'd remember that.
MOM
You here to drink my blood? How did you get in here anyway? Don't I have to ask you in?
DIAMOND RING
Drink your blood?? (looks disgusted). Lady, I'm not a vampire. As for how I got in, I take it you don't
remember the Latchkey Clause. But in fact, I'm here to offer you an upgrade on your agreement.
The scene changes back to the dining hall. Dinner arrives. Gunn looks at Angel's glass of `haute cuisine'
blood, and distaste crosses his face.
GUNN (looks at his steak and lobster, stabs the very rare steak with a knife - it bleeds.).
Wish I hadn't ordered rare.
The scene flashbacks to Gunn's memories again. Mom and kids are in a one-room shelter bedroom. She
locks the double-locks and pushes a chair against the doorknob. She looks terrified.
ALONA
Mom, I'm hungry.
CHARLES
Mom, what are we running from? I wanna go home.
MOM
We're not runnin', baby. It's just (she can't think of a good lie).
Alona sees the bugs on the wall and floor, and starts crying.
ALONA
Mommy, bugs!
A rat scurries out of the bathroom. Charles jumps up onto the bed.
CHARLES
Mom, rats!
MOM
Don't be such a baby, Charles.
Mom gingerly opens the bathroom door and a swarm of rats pour out. Charles screams and holds Alona.
Diamond Ring walks like a gunslinger out of the bathroom., unconcerned by the rats. At the same
moment, the teen vampire hunters that Charles will later join break down the door. Diamond Ring jumps
thru the window, pursued by some of them. Mom breathes a little easier.
MOM
Kids, we're going home. Get your stuff.
The scene changes back to the dining room.
GUNN
Do you ever feel like you're living in two different worlds?
ANGEL
I'd say I kinda set the standard for it.
GUNN
I don't mean dead but still eating out in nice dining halls. (pauses)
I'm just in a morbid mood, man. I'm missin' my family.
The scene flashes back to mom moving the kids back in. She looks more relaxed.
MOM
No more crazy runnin' around, kids. It's all over. Mom made a mistake, but she's taken care of it. Now
you just wait here, mom's gonna go get some food at the corner store. You want anything special?
ALONA
Cheesy Nachos.
CHARLES
Chili dog. And a Super Slurpy.
MOM (smiling big)
You can have anything you want tonight. Mom'll be back in 10 minutes.
The scene changes back to the dining hall.
GUNN (in reverie, finishing a story we assumed he's now told to Angel).
She never came back. Guess she didn't take care of that little problem after all.
CUT TO.
EXT--L.A.--Dusk
Wes stands just off a row of stores in Chinatown as he watches a chinese festival of fire crackers and paper machet dragons parade by. Spike walks up.
WES
I was beginning to think you weren't going to show.
SPIKE
Funny thing, I haven't been paying much attention to the time lately. The whole sunset/sunrise thing doesn't mean as much to me as it used to.
WES
Time is of the essence, I'm afraid.
SPIKE
What's this all about, anyway?
WES
Demon hunt.
SPIKE
Why me? Where's your corporate pals?
Wes side steps that question
WES
I've been doing a lot of research on you Spike.
SPIKE
Yeah, so what do your books say about me?
WES
The books don't tell us everything and I'm interested in learning more.
SPIKE
Well, I've had more than one of you watcher types interested in me.
Wes extends his arm and a metal rod about a foot long with a nasty looking hook on the end extends from his coat sleeve. Spike takes a defensive step back, but Wes squats down to a manhole cover he had been standing over. He grabs the grate with the hook and pulls the cover to the side.
WES
You in or not?
Spike watches as Wes climbs down into the sewers below the street. With a shrug, Spike follows him down into the tunnels.
SPIKE
You never answered my question. Why me? I would have thought you'd be under orders to eliminate me. I'm sure Angel's thought about it.
Wes stops and turns to face Spike square on.
WES
This isn't a trap if that's what you're thinking. If it came to it, I'd come at you straight away.
Spike laughs off Wes' bravado
SPIKE
What's with the mood swings? I don't remember you watchers being so chivalrous when it came to vampires.
WES
Former watcher
SPIKE
If you hadn't noticed, former vampire
They break at that exchange and continue on through the tunnel. After a few minutes, Wes checks a gadget from his coat which seems to be a directional signal of some sort. It picks up a tone and they continue through a side tunnel.
WES
Maybe you'd consider working from the inside for change.
SPIKE
It's a good thing we're formers, because it would be too ironic for the watcher to try to corrupt the vampire.
WES
You think I've been corrupted?
Before Spike can answer, they come to a spot where the tunnel opens into a large open area. From their vantage point a couple stories up, they have a full view of the goings on down below. There are several tunnels leading into the room on the main floor. In the center of the room is a giant caterpillar nearly eight feet long. It's laying on a honeycomb which fills the room. Each honeycomb is large enough to hold a man and the demon caterpillar deposits an egg and then fills it with a gelatin substance. There are several vampires attending to the creature. There are 2 feeding it leafy greens while 2 others stand on the edges of the honeycombs, shifting it to the next empty honeycomb as the last is filled.
SPIKE
You ever seen anything like that in your books?
WES
It's unusual to see vamps like this.
All the vampires are Chinese. They are also all dressed alike. Black sweat pants with a red sash and no shirt. Their upper bodies are completely covered with oriental tattoos.
SPIKE
Not that odd. We are in the sewers under Chinatown. I may have even made one of them from my days in the east.
WES
That's not what I'm talking about. It's highly unusual for vampires to be taking care of a demon and it's eggs.
SPIKE
Right. I wouldn't know anything about demon eggs.
Another vampire comes into view and goes over to the honeycomb and scoop up a bucket full of the honey before leaving again.
SPIKE
So what do we do, take it out?
WES
No. Until we know who or what's behind this, I think we wait, but I would like to get a sample of that honey for Fred to analyze.
Just as Wes says this one of the vampire loses his footing and falls into one of the honeycombs. This spooks the worm and it begins flopping about, spraying a stream of goo all over the place. The vamps calm the caterpillar back down, but not before it spayed the spot where Spike and Wes are lurking. Now covered with sweet honey, Spike and Wes don't say a word as they turn to leave.
END OF PART TWO
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