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Date Posted: 07:58:06 04/19/01 Thu
Author: Chandleo
Subject: New ATM Cash Machine Instructions

Got e-mailed the new ATM Cash Machine Instructions this morning:

To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have
> > been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own
> circumstances (i.e.
> > MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the
> first
> > time.
> >
> > MALE PROCEDURE
> >
> > 1 Drive up to the cash machine.
> > 2 Wind down your car window.
> > 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> > 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
> > 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
> > 6 Wind up window
> > 7 Drive off
> >
> > FEMALE PROCEDURE
> >
> > 1 Drive up to cash machine
> > 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
> > 3 Re-start the stalled engine
> > 4 Wind down the window
> > 5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
> > card.
> > 6 Turn the radio down
> > 7 Attempt to insert card into machine
> > 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
> > distance from the car
> > 9 Insert card
> > 10 Re-insert card the right way up
> > 11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
> > back
> > page.
> > 12 Enter PIN
> > 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> > 14 Enter amount of cash required
> > 15 Check make up in rear view mirror
> > 16 Retrieve cash and receipt
> > 17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
> > 18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
> > 19 Re-check make-up again
> > 20 Drive forwards 2 meters
> > 21 Reverse back to cash machine
> > 22 Retrieve card
> > 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
> > provided
> > 24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
> > 25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
> > 26 Release handbrake

Stands back from the mob of angry women : )

Chand

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