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Subject: Re: Ivy grads got to be smarter than this...


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Boston Lion
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Date Posted: 13:23:44 06/09/18 Sat
In reply to: Go Green 's message, "Ivy grads got to be smarter than this..." on 12:38:50 06/09/18 Sat

Summary of last few Ivy-grad White House residents:

Kennedy: Not too bright. Daddy, using bootlegger profits, bought him and even duller sibling Teddy the best education that money could buy, and then splurged even more to buy him the WH job.

Ford: Good guy, but as Johnson once remarked, Gerry couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time because he had played too much football at Michigan without a helmet.

Bush the Pretty Dim: Another not-too-bright trust find neptocrat lightweight who was appointed to every good job he ever got until Reagan bent down and put him on as a VP candidate (another appointment), who didn't do so well once he actually had to get elected to an office (one-termer), whose daddy was a U.S. senator, and whose family money essentially bought him the WH job. See Kennedy above.

Clinton: Smarter than the aforementioned dudes (except for that lapse with the pizza delivery chick), but also slicker than snot on a dork on, hence the "Slick Willy" handle.

Bush the Very Dim: Makes the current occupant look like a Nobel Prize Winner, which ain't easy to do.

Obama: Smarter than the Rs. Hard to compare to Slick Willy because Willy was, well, so slick.

Trump: Smart at correctly assessing the mood of a slice of a nation that, when it puts its cell phones down and stops achieving ever more stupendous levels of grotesque obesity while stuffing down galactic quantities of junk food, is staging a rerun of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. Otherwise, less smart.

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Date Posted: 20:06:47 06/09/18 Sat

How did Ford become an Ivy grad?

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Boston Lion
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Date Posted: 00:14:39 06/10/18 Sun

Same way Clinton did.

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