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this band is shit -- td fan, 18:19:43 02/17/04 Tue
Ten Benson is fucking awful. It's like someone ripping off AC/DC chord progressions and then singing all the vocals through a 3 dollar bullhorn. The whole trucker hat thing? I don't know if they're trying to be more Ashton Kutcher or just plain white trash. If you ever want to make it brush up on some guitar soloing and get some one who can actually sing to be lead vocalist.
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- A New Religion -- suze, 05:43:45 12/04/03 Thu
The co-joined whore godesses Rock and Roll have agian squatted to birth a new hope and religion for the masses.
It is called Ten Benson.
Not since the alter of the High Priest of Love himself Zodiac Mindwarp crumbled into an acid induced haze has there been any Serious contender.
We now recognise, those cosmic star children among the blind who still have not fried their minds, that our time of mourning the passing of Mindwarp my be at at end. A new true faith is before us....
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teenage breasts.... -- Booch, 10:44:15 03/17/05 Thu
You F*cking Brits Rule! I can't wait to come to the 'merica's 'cause I am gonna get schlitzed off Keystone Light, (which to us Yanks is piss), strap on my favorite sleeveless shirt and rock my trucker hat! Yee freakin' Haw!
If you don't like it, you probably need to die! Eat it! TEENAGE TITS!
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- go to fargo -- canadian guy, 19:11:06 08/24/04 Tue
its not too far to go to fargo!!!!!!!
I must see yer show or at least be drunk at yer show.
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Spread the might TB word -- Dai Jenks, 12:16:33 08/09/04 Mon
Hi guys it's Dai here...the geezer who got pissed with u after the Plymouth gig. Anywho, I'm looking forward to going to another TB gig soon and I've spread the word and I've got a gang of people who are lined up to travel. Are you going to make an effort to get more venues in South Wales? I was in London last April and I was amazed to find the last copy of 'Danger of Deaf' in the Trocadero HMV! I'm going to ask the Mason's (Llanelli) barman to put it in the jukebox. Zammit, did u fix ur PC in the end?
Ok dudes, give me a shout next time ur down in llanelli and i'll buy you some drinks.
:@) Dai
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need contact -- rob grohl, metal fest agent, 17:39:00 04/21/04 Wed
i need to get a hold of the band to discuss a possible american metalfest date. thanks rob grohl
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hello -- saori, 05:26:31 03/09/04 Tue
hello..It came from the darkness site.I am japanese!Since it seems to be smart It wrote here and carried out.I want to listen to music some day.I am sorry to have been seldom able to do English. I love music!!
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- RAAAR -- Betty boo, 10:37:18 12/10/03 Wed
OOOOPPPs I meant corn exchange edinburgh, must still be drunk!!!
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- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! -- betty boo, 10:36:03 12/10/03 Wed
Just to say thanks to the boys who made my night at the corn exchange in Glasgow last night, you rock! Oh and paul by your bro a new jumper!!!
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- Have you seen this rocker? -- Phil Langton, 08:24:04 12/05/03 Fri
This is an appeal to the queen of rock known as Fi who we know regularly reads the words of wisdom on these pages. As you may be aware, the almighty TB are performing in London this Christmas to bring a moment of joy into the lives of the peasants. If you are in the country and within a hundred mile radius of our great capital, my associate Mr Gooeysocks and I would be very happy to rock with you once again.
Best wishes,
Dr Phil Langton.
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- Langton, Langton, langton -- Dr Phil Langton, 11:02:13 10/20/03 Mon
Greetings from across the pond. Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Dr Phil Langton and I am leader (no make that High Priest, no better still Pope!) of the Bristol order of the TB cult back in the UK. Any of you who have checked out the British message board may already be familiar with my work!
Anyway, me and my boys have been hard at work in our laboratory of rock trying to invent new ways to improve our enjoyment of the Benson. I am happy to announce that at last we have come up with something rather special. So, here is my gift to you, my American buddies.
For this experiment you will need:
2 stereos.
Benson Burner, two copies thereof.
Homemade scrumpy (that's cider to you Yanks who may not be familiar with West Country jargon), as much as you can lay your hands on.
1 friend (I realise that this may be a problem for some of you but any old tramp will do).
Position the 2 stereos in adjacent rooms with Benson Burner in each. Next (and this is the hard part) start both CDs a fraction of a second after one another. Now sit baack with a glass a scrumpy and marvel at the results. If you time it right, you will experience TB on a whole new level.
Dark Forces and Tits sound particularly good.
It should be noted that the scrumpy enhances the experience but anything that kills brain cells will do.
There. Don't say I never do anything for you. If we have anymore revelations, I will let you know. Will be in touch soon, bye for now.
Yours, Dr Phil Langton MD.
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- TEN BENSON / JETSET RECORDS NEED YOU!! -- StreetBuddy, 20:47:26 10/01/03 Wed
Hi, everyone, this is a call to action! My name is Mark, and I'm the head of the new JetSet Records guerilla style fighting unit. As you probably know JetSet has released "BENSON BURNER" the new AWESOME album from TEN BENSON. If you would like to join forces with me to battle ignorance, and get the word out about TEN BENSON releases, concerts, etc. as well as help out other JetSet Artists like SAHARA HOTNIGHTS, THE FLAMING SIDEBURNS, THE STRATFORD 4, SUN KIL MOON, FIREWATER, etc., drop me an email with your home address, and the email address I can contact you. It's time to stand up and fight sonic terrorism and noise pollution. It's time to let the world know that TEN BENSON is here and here TO ROCK THE FUCK OUT! Oh DISCLAIMER, it should also be mentioned that we are a non-violent group, and we are not really involved ANY SORT of terrorism or tyranny.
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- AN HE PAINTED MATCHSTICK MEN... -- CUNTO, 11:37:40 09/28/03 Sun
OI! YOR THE DICK.HE'S BEEN ON BOXES OF FUKKIN MATCHES FOR FUKKIN YEARS.ITS A FUKKIN WARNING SIGN INNIT?!
HOOVER BAG!!
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- Thanks for stealing my logo douche bags -- AC, 22:43:49 09/21/03 Sun
fuckin dicks. stole my little guy on fire and added a generic guitar to it. way to be original.
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- US TOUR/Detroit -- ERIC JUGEND, 10:00:23 09/15/03 Mon
PLAY DETROIT WHEN YOU TOUR THE USA!!!!!
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Johnny Get In Touch Please -- McDeath42, 15:59:46 09/09/03 Tue
Bro, can we get this smoker together before the vid shoot? Chris has my phone so talk to my machine: your life will never be the same again . . . . Love McD.
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- Message for Johnny Wood -- Coops, 11:53:41 09/02/03 Tue
Johnny Wood. Get the band out to the southern Mid West. I want to be your groupie!
How y'doing mate? See you in October.
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- tour dates in US? -- Smoke, 10:47:46 08/20/03 Wed
when r you comin to NYC?
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- TEN BENSON REVIEW -- Wayne Chinsang, 15:43:13 08/04/03 Mon
Check it here:
http://www.tlchicken.com/view_story.php?ARTid=1539
Wayne
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- Bo Selecta! -- Trash N Firm, 08:38:34 07/29/03 Tue
Greetings from London. I am happy to say that I have seen the mighty TB many times and you are all Mad like me - but you still rock!
Please don't go all L.A on us and come back from the US saying *dude* at the end of every sentence!!
...and yes I predict that TB will feature on Bo Selecta in the future!(You heard it hear first)
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- Fucking Ten Benson!!!!!! -- Chadly con Queso, 22:57:33 07/20/03 Sun
I love y'all too fuckin' much! You know that?
Austin must have you and eat you alive! It will be Rock carnage!!! Yes! Fuck Yes!
The Record rocks, you rock. More what can we ask for?????
-chadly con Q
http://users3.ev1.net/~chadbeck/
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