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  • Finally -- I Am Mortal, 20:51:35 08/29/03 Fri
    Took a few months (well, didn't play a hell of a lot, maybe 10 minutes a week) and I finally figured this out
    http://tbd.yi.org/main.php?id=polarbear
    since the start I've known how to get polar bear and hole. But just now figured out how to get fish. Took long enough so I may rejoice! See if you can figure it out faster than me

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  • School has finally gotten interesting -- Engoa, 16:28:57 09/18/03 Thu
    Yea, i know, i said the "s" word and intersting in the usage that i mightlly enjoy school. You know its a hell of a time to start liking schoolknow in the last year, but this year is wonderful, only 3 classes,is so piss easy that i look at my grades and just stare, a- on an enlgish paper, hell i haven't done that in well, a very long. A b used to be extremly high for one of my papers.
    I get to take Art, and Computers(Computer Hard Networking and Hard Ware) and above all i get to take the ultimate senior class, open only to seniors CAA(Current American Affairs) best class ever, we get to talk about the news for just about as long as we like. Its great. Plus we the most annoying positivly optimistic all for censureship, catholic freak in our class, shes good fun to play with, all you gotta do is say something absurd like hell "Guns for Gays" and shed go positily berserk and say something the lines of they've got vermont and Hawaii what do they neeed guns for, ...don't mind me.
    Hehehe. I'm in a good mood someone really ought to i don' know ruin my day, where my she should be yelling at me right about now *hides undercomputer takes keybaord with her*

    Laters

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  • Oh, and, for the record -- L&L, 13:41:39 09/17/03 Wed
    I still pwn you all. Always have, always will.

    Sillysillies.

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  • Oh, and just because I can, and because I am in that sort of mood.. -- I Am So Mildly Clever That It Makes It Utterly Unfunny! Doubleplusungood!!!, 13:52:31 09/17/03 Wed
    The nation today is divided. After the election of 2000, our country is particularly partisan, and it is as if the whole of the U.S. is split down political lines.

    Now, we need something to unite the nation. Not a war, after all, the only people doing anything in a war are overseas. No, we need something at home, that will touch the lives of ALL Americans.



    Something...


    Something that will bring both parties together under one agenda, that will let the Radical Right stand tall beside the Liberal Left, proud.

    Hot debate has recently sprung up over two issues: The renewal of the ban on assault weapons, and the Federal Marriage Amendment. Pish-posh, I say! Scrap them both, and together, as ONE nation, support the uniting principle of-


    GUNS FOR GAYS!!!


    That's right, ladies and gentleman, liberals and conservatives, I believe that arming every disgruntled homosexual in America with assault weapons is a policy we can all stand behind, One Nation, Under God(or whomever), with common goals.



    "We're here, we're queer, like it OR ELSE!!"





    Pending:

    Now I would like to address an issue that is just as dear to the heart of America, but is perhaps more tragic. The war vets, you know, they have it rough. Particularly the ones with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I, personally, would like to see something done to ease the pain and the fear felt in their lives every day. Something to make them feel safe, and at the same time, remind them that they are back home in the good ol' U.S.A., Land Of The Free, not some godforsaken country of jungles and constant paranoia. I say- FREE ASSAULT WEAPONS FOR WAR VETS WITH P.T.S.D! NOW WHO'S WITH ME??!!

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  • Posting once again, because well, because this board is now MY board if I feel like it. -- No name, 14:01:43 09/17/03 Wed
    Hey, AX, let's hear about this novel system of government your poor addled brain cooked up, eh? I am always interested in that kind of thing, seeing as my views swing from socialist to socio-anarchism, and I as well once thought up my own social structure. Let's compare notes, eh?

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  • Durr... -- L&L, 13:38:11 09/17/03 Wed
    Erm, I've been able to post just fine for the past few months, thank you very much 40-year-old-man.


    By The By, certain people who may or may not check this message board, ever, should be highly ashamed of themself/theirselves. I mean, really, get a life, lay off.

    Poo on you! Tsk tsk.


    Hey, everyone, if I did it again, this time by myself and on purpose from the start, would you flame me? I think it'd be fun to have my inbox overfilled with hate mail. Yeah yeah.

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  • Foot (If you don't like things about health, then skip this) -- Shark, 00:18:19 09/14/03 Sun
    In swim practice this morning (We have Saturday practice), my foot started cramping up and later today I noticed that these red veins (?) had popped up a little. They felt kinda wierd, like when you press your pen really hard to a paper and you can feel its path on the other side? That's what it felt like. It looked almost like scales on a butterfly's wing. It's going away now, but I liked tracing my finger along it. Anyway, do any of the athletes here know what this is? I asked Rykouhai (Who's in JROTC) and he said he never had it happen to him. Or maybe it's just a sign of stress. Ah well.

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  • Ranting -- Shark, 18:47:27 09/05/03 Fri
    When school starts, you go there and the first part of the week it's tough to keep on task. By Thursday you're ready to wake up the next day and keep on working. Then the cycle starts over on Monday. Maybe Saturday morning swim practices will keep me on task... Anyone else ever felt this before?

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  • FUCK YES! -- warlock, 20:07:33 09/11/03 Thu

    FUCK YEAH! original dragonball is back and they're FINALLY starting DBGT on the 10th wich is when jay's b-day is so we're gonna celebrate by getting slammed and watching DBGT b4 we hit the parties :D fuck this rocks! EVERYONE DOWNLOAD A LITTLE SAMBA BY UGLY DUCKLING NOW!!!! i been rockin this track for like 5 days non stop I forgot how dope the old school tracks were *FOR SHAME* well that's all i have 2 say for now oh ya and SHH It's just a little samba

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  • If you download music -- Shark, 16:50:17 09/16/03 Tue
    This is a petition you might be interested in: http://www.eff.org/share/petition/

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  • A day late, but nonetheless, fun -- I Am Mortal, 13:45:06 09/14/03 Sun
    I had a fun day Saturday, so I guess I'll just share it.
    Woke up at 9 a.m to prepare for work. Played DoD for 10 minutes then went to work. Work war boring. Slow at first, then became packed (I work at a Kroger). Got off at 4 and went home. Yippie. Played DoD for an hour and quit after my mouse's gayness irritated me too much. I need to buy a new one. So, it's about 5:15 and I head out a semi-friends house. It was his birthday and I only went cause a good friend of mine was going. I show up, only about 3 ppl I know, and 20+ relatives of the guy. My friend, Daniel, shows up a little while later as I was sparing with a punching thing. I hurt myself a few times trying to do things I cant do. We go back inside and eat. Some very good food. Ate a little too much. Watched some tv and played cards. Go outside and play football for 20 minutes. only 6 ppl total playing (they called someone to show up). My team wins, but mainly cause most didnt feel like playing near the end. Cram into Daniels car to go to my house (at end of the street, maybe 3 minutes walk), swurving, driving wrong side of road, u-turns in the middle of the road(his car may be old, but it can do u-turns with minimal space), and other such ensued and it was fun. 10 minutes pass and we arrive at my house for a few minutes. We were gonna play games, but decided against it, grabbed a few drinks and left. Back up to the b-day kids house for some reason. Left a few minutes later. Went into a col-de sac across the street and broke into a house. Well, no one was living there so wasn't any risk but the doors were locked. Rammed in one door. used a cellphone as a flashlight. Took a few records that were there (Beatles and a few other popular ppl we found in there) Found some weird glass things too. I sneak out and go hide. They come running out for some reason. I ram Shane (a big guy, but smaller than me) and his shades go flying and we both hit the road. We get up and run out. Can't find the shades in the dark. Go get daniels car and use that to find the shades. we then drive down the main road, outside of col-de sac and suburb. We toss the glass things out of window while continueing to do other things. Had to stop for a while as it seemed one person was tailgating us who had appeared after we tossed a few records out. Lost them and went through back entrance into my neighborhood. Most of night was done. After drving to other entrance, left to a gas station. I got some things for us. Night was over as we got called that b-day dude had to go home. Daniel dropped us all off and that was it.


    Doesn't sound as fun as it was... .eh : Oh well.

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  • Question -- Shark, 18:01:17 09/15/03 Mon
    I've been thinking for a while... You see, after Jess and L&L put those codes on the board, I blocked their IP addresses (When you delete messages, you can see the IP addresses of the posters. There's an option that the IP addresses can become public). I was wondering what everyone thinks of letting them post again.

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  • I'm now on devintart.com!! -- Kris, 23:20:02 09/12/03 Fri
    I'm on DeviantArt now! ^_^ I put up a couple pics (mostly photos). I'm really happy and slightly hyper from having nothing to eat except for a vanilla coke and a lot of Sprites today. So ha. BTW, my name on deviant is saiyajinkrys!

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  • Hello all you happy people -- Phil/d00d/That Guy You Really Really Hated Years Ago, 19:31:50 09/11/03 Thu
    as the subject says... hello all you happy people! Still whipping a dead horse? Come on people, do what so many have done! No, not kill yourselves... make a new forum of exciting/fun/hip/happening things! Make your demands of "MORE POSTERS!" a reality!

    that's all, really. Just doing my obligatory 'make-an-inane-post-every-six-months-or-so' in case anyone wants to get in touch. if you're feeling a little masochistic, go here. that's my blog. it's yummy. Also, to those of you that have been sitting in your hole, wallowing in hatred of me, come out! Post your hell-spawned flames, for I welcome them! Also know that http://www.somethingawful.com is your bestest friend in the WHOLE. WIDE. WORLD. also, ignore the post directly below mine. I accidently pressed enter. I have dyslexic fingers. :D

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  • Hello all you happy people -- Phil/d00d/That Guy You, 19:27:59 09/11/03 Thu
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  • Sorry... -- engoa, 12:04:23 09/11/03 Thu
    Don't mind the last one... i went slight crazzzy...
    Anyways, i keep working on my planet, one of these days i should upload it and actually have it working again, but why, no one cared about my website there was nothing fun or cool about it, but the planet still exists the worst part is i'm trying to write out its story, and of coarse it starts with Engoa, and works its way to Nosuvi, (my last created character name when i was actually here that had a story behind it) i just can't figure out the little events anymore... i'm stuck. All i know is that i am gonna try and get the story published when i actually get a concrete start. Till then... eh... but i'm frustreated right now cause of it.
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  • Stupid shits -- Engoa, 11:58:37 09/11/03 Thu

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  • My comp died and I lost my favorites, could some of you be so kind as to help me? -- Psych, 17:18:04 09/06/03 Sat
    If any of you could, I need:

    Shark's website
    Munora's website
    Theeaira's website
    TGP's website
    and anyother websites that you guys have.

    ^_^ thank you!

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  • 2:13 a.m. -- Kaeldra, 01:35:30 09/06/03 Sat
    Wow, more random ranting and raving from me. Does it surprise you? Probably not. I keep coming and going, i know, i've noticed at least, and i apologize for that. This whole not having a comp at home sucks a big one. So yeah, sorry for the lack of posts and hi to everyone who has come back and left, come back and stayed, or been dragged here by a desperate friend. Let's get the normal questions out of the way: how are you? what's new? do you even remember me? I'm good, single... again, and i don't often remember myself... i tend to dissappear when i stand infront of a wall...

    So my insomnia is back... i don't remember if any of you knew about that, but since i'm sure many of you do or did suffer from something similar i am going to assume that you do know what i am talking about. I've been up for nearly three days straight (so forgive me if my typing is bad and my grammar even worse, i beg of you)

    i don't remember what else i was going to write... maybe i'll write more tomorrow... for now it is off to read. have fun kiddies

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  • kinda wierd -- Engoa, 05:11:32 09/05/03 Fri
    its kinda wierd trying to get back in here, true there aren't many here left at all, i think the count i got once before of non identical identities was somewhere near 80 individuals, and now,,, well... most have left. I try and talk to theeaira when i can. But i think she was practically the only one i kept talking to after i left... its been what 5 years now??? something like that... i think.

    Further i honestly don't think we could handel new "blood" if there were any too be had, it'd be like wierd, they'd all be little kids, and i don't know about you guys but i'm 18 and aprroaching 19 faster then i like... i came here when i was 12 or 13, don't really remember. anymore... i'd have to go through my old journals which at that time were spuratic and entirly meaningless.

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  • Ya whatever -- I Am Mortal, 23:42:22 09/05/03 Fri
    inspired by Iviono and late night singing on manson over to Canadia's and a Tree, I've decided to record and upload myself just talking for a few seconds. Well, not talking. Just syaing the time and that I'm tired and good bye. Enjoy, it's about 1 MB.


    http://www.geocities.com/bleddagger/this.wav :)

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  • The same damn song, over and over... -- Agent X, 16:26:23 09/02/03 Tue
    You people badly need to lighten up. So you want to start a crusade to get people to post here again? Fine. But all you'll do is bitch about how no one posts here. And I'm sick of it to the point where I'm bitching about you bitching about how no one posts here. And it goes in a circle, as the serpent of infinity swallows its tail and only hurts itself. Animorphs is dead, there's no way we're going to get new blood to fill the emptiness. We're outdated, people. So fine, start a crusade, all ye doomsayers.
    All others, meet me in the GESB at 1:00 am Eastern. That's today, September 2nd, with no excuses. Remember, I have AIM, I'll know if you're awake and just didn't show.

    And now for something more interesting. I suppose I'll update you on my life, because I've always got fun stores to shock and amaze. I made it to a year being with my boyfriend, and broke up with him one week later. He was being a jerk about several things, and I found myself unable to stop thinking about girls. I was getting closer to my girlie friends and drifting further apart from my boy. It would only be a matter of time before a night of drinking would lead to a night of sex with one of them, and ooops, I'm a cheater! So only a few days after I broke up with the boy, I started dating a girl, and maybe we'll fall in love and maybe we won't. Either way, she likes her sex as kinky if not kinkier than I do, so at least we'll both be entertained for a while. Maybe I'm a frigid bitch, maybe I just can't afford to fall in love right now. And the boy still misses me, and I still have feelings for him, if I do indeed have a soul. And maybe he'll get over me, and I'll wake up one sun-scorched morning and realize I still need him, while he's just arising somewhere with someone else in his bed. Life is complicated, boys and girls. And love makes it all the more painful. Sex is simple, pleasurable. Learn today, become a whore. As far as you know, this is all the time you've been given.

    I'm going to college this year, instead of taking that year off like I wanted. The community college across the street from my house, and I'm taking just two classes- Drawing 1 and Painting 1. So motivated, aren't I? I just don't see the fucking point of it anymore. I remember the arguments I used to make to keep my friends from dropping out, and now they seem so flimsy, laughable. The people with masters' degrees and computer skills are working the counter at Hollywood Video. Degree in art or no, I'll be living above my parents' garage til I'm 45. Maybe I'll marry somebody rich, or become a dealer. There's always a market for trophy wives and illegal substances.

    I camew up with the perfect system of government. If anyone's thought of it before, I haven't heard it. Too bad the people of the united states are too stuck in their old choices that to your average joe, there is no other option but "democracy" as it's been drilled into us. Fuck your democracy, I like mine better. Everything they taught you in your social studies books is a lie. Damn, that's depressing.

    ...And now, I think I've got the right ambiance, and I do believe I'm ready to go to my first goth club. I leave you with a curse:

    From now on, every time you eat fat round noodles, you'll think of fat, round, plump, juicy and slimy maggots.

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  • I have discovered the meaning of life! -- Kris, 16:16:00 09/04/03 Thu
    'Tis as follows:

    "Life is being cold, wet, and happy and leaving no tracks!"

    Gods I love monsoon season. :D

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  • "Chat, post, be happy!" -- No name, 19:21:00 09/01/03 Mon
    Do any of us chat anymore?

    Rarely does anyone post.

    And how many of us are happy?




    One of your own passed away, and none of you noticed.

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  • hooray for fire! -- Warlock, 15:59:15 08/24/03 Sun
    maybe you guys have heard about the fires here I doubt it cuz we're canadian and we don't matter anyway :P there's something like 500 forest fires in british columbia right now lots of cities and parts of mine were evacuated the entire town of louis creek has been burned down most of kelowna is evacuated and that city is being ripped 2 shit by the fires i was talkin 2 a guy taht said he was driving down the highway and the fires were catching up almost as fast as he could drive a bunch of my friends houses have burned down in barrier and my brother is away for a month with the army fighting the fires we're just being raped up the bum here they're imposing penalties of up to a million dollar fine and three years in jail just for flickin a cigarette out ur car window it started like 3 weeks ago as a tiny mushrooms on the side of mt. paul less then a week 3 hours later the sky was just grey with smoke one morning i woke up and the entire valley was so smokey you couldn't see anything more then a couple blocks away well i'm getting tired of typing bye now

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  • hey -- engoa, 04:51:38 08/26/03 Tue
    I'm not dead, though i ought to be todays is the first day of school.... yea, not... maybe now that i have a computers class, i'll be around more often, though i doubt even that... any ways,,, ahg... help, school sucks,

    its probably a useless question but what have you all been up to, ????

    Ohwell... if any care to, my screen name is
    Engoa
    of coarse, what else would it be.
    gtg

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  • Archived! -- No name, 20:44:11 08/23/03 Sat
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  • Um.....*feels scared* -- Lone Wolf/Lone Wolf(Senith34), 19:17:46 08/23/03 Sat
    Hey, if the person who came up with the Rentah species is around or reading this....please have him/her reply to this, or if ya are that person....can I use your species in a fic of mine? B/c they're really cool and.....I dunno....having not invented them on my own, I kinda feel like I should ask ya if I can use them before I do. ^_^;;

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  • Getting in shape is fun! -- Psych, 11:00:41 08/23/03 Sat
    Getting in shape isn't really fun...it's for wrestling and now for shot and disc too in track...

    Went on a fifteen mile bike ride yesterday. I can barely feel my legs. But this girl, Shenah, she is so happy and enthusiastic about wrestling and me being in track (my "partner" whom I am teaching how to wrestle) that only after the third time of meeting her, she wants me to go to a dance and spend the night at her house. She's mormon, like I'm not and so...it scares me a little. She's really nice and all but...everything so fast...all the happiness...it's weird. Of course I'm not going to the dance, it's hosted by her church, and I'm not spending the night, I'm not into the "fun" thing at all this summer. Haven't even gone to the fair. But anyways,

    STAY IN SHAPE, IT'S FUN!

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  • Meeep -- Myitt, 22:37:15 08/18/03 Mon
    Hi again. I have returned, hooray. O_O Uh, my old e-mail address (raptortalon2@yahoo.com) is kind of dead now, because my password randomly changed and I had put a fake birthdate when I signed up for it, so I can't get in to the account. So, if you wanna e-mail me, and you want me to respond, kindly send stuff to either one of these. (Or both, if you really want to):

    maniraptoran@yahoo.com

    or

    tlepore@student.umass.edu

    Just so that like you don't send me something and I never reply and you aren't thinking "jeeeez that bitch who doesn't reply! jeeeeeez!" just exactly like that...

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  • BLARGH -- No name, 09:37:48 08/14/03 Thu
    stupid school updated stupid page and deleted my LAS page and man I am mad


    You're all stupid

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  • I'm back from the hell house in my home town... -- Psych, 17:49:25 08/16/03 Sat
    So...I went to my home town, Idaho Falls. Why? Because my parents decided not to take me to see my brother Nathan in Pitsburg. So they shipped me off to my other brother's house. He has two kids. He has an almost-three-year-old and a not-so-newborn. The older is Hally Jo. She is a demonic little she devil. Always screaming or crying is she doesn't get her way. I am never having kids. Ever. But since it was my home town and I missed it so much i was very happy and content even if I was just sitting in their home watching tv all day. I love my home town...It's the place I grew up in for eight years...I wanna move back the second I'm out of school...which will be in two years...and then I'll have spent eight years in Boise...but I hate this town...it's dirty. It's very dirty. Idaho Falls is clean. And open sky for miles with clear nights...*sighs* I miss it already.

    New thing: HEY! HEY! Does anyone here live in Seattle? Because I will be going there sometime in....April! With my band... but that's okay.

    Later

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  • I hate people. I just hate them. -- Kris, 21:25:49 08/16/03 Sat
    I just got the September issue of National Geographic in the mail today. I now feel homicidal. Confused? I'll explain then.

    Slavery. Oh yes, that's what this is all about. If you can get that issue of Nat. Geographic, do. I really can't duplicate the feeling behind that article, you just have to read it yourself. But I'll give you an idea about why I'm so goddamned pissed off right now.

    In no country in the world is slavery legal. But at least 50 countries have had at least 100 human beings trafficked within the last year, INCLUDING Canada, the USA and the United Nations. Mostly farm laborers and child prostitutes.

    There are only 25 countries that actively prosecute human trafficking as a serious crime. Here are some prison sentences that have been imposed in 2002 in the US:

    9 years for luring a 14 year old girl away with promises of schooling, then raping her and forcing her to be their servant for three years.

    15 people up to 40 years total for forcing children into prostitution.

    Estimated annual contribution by slaves to the global economy: 13 billion dollars.

    "The Department of State puts the number of people trafficked into the U.S. every year at close to 20,000. Many end up as prostitutes or laborers...Others suffer their servitude alone, domestic slaves confined to private homes."

    And here's another interesting tidbit from the article:

    "...the infamous trans-Atlantic slave trade that shipped millions of Africans to the New World was abolished only when it had outlived its economic usefulness."

    Again, I hate people. I've only hated people in general one time before, and I was emotionally unstable at the time anyway. I keep thinking about all the crap I have, and I feel sick. I don't get upset often, and even now the rage is getting numb, but it's still just kind of... smoldering there, in my stomach. I just keep looking out my window, and imagining that somewhere just out of my line of sight some kid is being beaten and raped. I hate it all so much, I can't even describe it well.

    Sorry, I just had to share... needed to vent, you know? Anyway, that's all I have to say.

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  • Well, how about this then? -- Jess, 16:31:55 08/16/03 Sat
    You're all stupid.

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  • Okay..how about this then. -- No name, 10:17:34 08/15/03 Fri
    You're all stupid.

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  • yowzah!!! -- Fawkes, 03:21:04 08/12/03 Tue
    heyo everyone! it's me, Fawkes, just for future reference until you get to the end of the subject where it says my name. you sillies! @_@
    I just wanted to stop by, because I havent been here in forever and a day. so...yeah, here I am...and here I go! I'll be back though, dont you phret!

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  • Not that any of you care, but -- No name, 08:54:40 08/01/03 Fri
    Ozzfest was a blast and a half(and a quarter, as my otherhalf would interject)

    Cradle Of Filth was highly impressive. Manson knows how to put on a good show. Disturbed knows how to play to the crowd, excellent.


    and oh yeah...




    KORN FUCKING ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Lalala... -- Myitt, 08:38:28 08/08/03 Fri
    I'm going to see family in Nova Scotia for a week or so. Yay! I'll be back on the 17th. Have a happy week all you happy little scuzzmonkies! :D

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  • WOW -- x817637xir3, 00:58:19 07/24/03 Thu
    well its been years since ive been here, a lot has changed, if anyone remembers me i used to go by trinity. anyways, i was reading some of the stuff below and well im into paintball, for that person who asked, and i like that cartoon, who ever thought of it. by the way if fox or her sister still comes here, HI!

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  • Question -- Psych, 22:28:32 08/03/03 Sun
    Is it considered abuse if you break your toe and ask your parents to take you to the doctor and they don't take you? The reason why I'm asking is because I broke my toe friday and my parents won't take me to a doctor. The reason why I know it's broken is because there was a sicking crunch and I hit it, it swelled up immediately, it was discolored about an hour after I hit it and now it's dark red and purple with a spreading blue bruise. I did ice it right away and I've been trying to keep it elevated but it's just not possible. I did buddy wrap it because my parents said that that was all the doctor would do.

    Well, as always, your comments are very much appreciated. ^_^

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  • mmm -- I Am Mortal, 23:35:26 08/04/03 Mon
    http://www.wam.umd.edu/~rui/BitterFilm.html

    its a film by that hertz dude, ya... anyways ;\

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  • Bill and the Monolith -- Warlock, 21:36:06 07/18/03 Fri



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  • Unexpected -- Psych, 10:35:26 07/29/03 Tue
    Um, sorry guys, I didn't mean to be out for a couple of weeks. I got an eye infection in both of my eyes and i had tension migranes along with it so...i was dead for a long while before my parents finaly caved and took me to a doctor. I got some eye drops and I'm better now...the doc said for me to see a physical therapist or a masouse or a chiropracot for my migranes....i didn't. I had my mom and boyfriend help me with that. But yeah, I'm in Edufest now working in the comp lab with my presenter person. He's the nicest person I know, very funny. Name's Stuart King. ^_^

    Of course most of us got a virus from A.R. Pretender and so she e-mailed the instructions out on how to get rid of it so, you may get it more that once because we all have one another's addy's in our address folder so, you might have to do it more than once. Sorry 'bout that.

    But I have to go and roller blade outta here. See ya! ^_^

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  • Star Wars Kid Petition -- I Am Mortal, 00:35:45 07/28/03 Mon
    damn enter button.
    http://www.petitiononline.com/Ghyslain/petition.html

    sign it. if you don't know who the kid is, you can go die. Seriously.

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  • Star Wars Kid Petition -- I Am Mortal, 00:34:49 07/28/03 Mon
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  • Thank GOODNESS -- Myitt, 21:15:39 07/27/03 Sun
    Thank you ssssooooo much Shark for deleting that message. Sorry it had to happen, urg...

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  • Um. -- Myitt, 21:34:46 07/24/03 Thu
    I don't know if anyone else can see that the images I posted from The Sandman series have been replaced by a revolting naked santa-man and a statement saying that I've taken the webmaster's images and bandwith.

    If that's not just me (and I doubt it is) then I really have to apologize. I've written to the webmaster stating my annoyance at the fact that there is no warning whatsoever to not take his images, and although I suppose it isn't the best thing to do there was no harm meant by what I did, and a warning is at least needed if something like this is going to happen if you take the images.

    In the meantime, Shark or someone, PLEASE delete the whole message so we don't all have to deal with such vulgarity here...

    Sorry again. I wish I had known.

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  • Here are the images, done right this time -- Myitt, 22:04:43 07/25/03 Fri
    Properly downloaded and linked from my own webpage. *crosses fingers*







    ...and an extra one, from Delirium. The dog can answer her.



    That is all.

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  • Learning about sharks -- Shark, 12:31:02 07/21/03 Mon
    You know how when you learn about something, it gets you into other topics? I was thinking the other day that one of the reasons I like to read about psychology is because shark books sort of mention human nature--Fear of the unknown. Dang, I was obsessed back then (Elementary school). My Mom says that teachers were concerned that I was only reading nonfiction. (Not all sharks, I liked all animals) Then Animorphs came around and I got into that... Our elementary school had this library and there were some books on sharks. There was this one with a simple name--I think "Sharks" or something--that I really liked. It was pretty informative, had nice black and white pictures, and I'd pick it up and look at it sometimes. Anyway...

    • Psychology

    I just wanted to list this first so it wouldn't be on my mind. However, most shark books will say something about people being afraid of what they don't understand. So that could get you curious.

    • Dinosaurs, prehistoric animals; evolution

    I wanted to say archealogy, but I wasn't sure if that meant animals or just artifacts that people left. Argh, I used to love dinosaurs, now I know nothing about them... Sharks were around before dinosaurs. If the books the person has talk about the earlier sharks (MEGALADON!), then they probably would get interested in other prehistoric animals. This did not happen to me, so I can't go in-depth, but I think that it'd be a pretty logical step. In fact, it might be the other way around--Someone who likes dinosaurs would get into sharks.

    • Marine biology

    What I mean by this topic is other animals and fish in the ocean. This should be pretty obvious... Like before, it could be the other way around.

    • Endangered species

    Sharks are in trouble. ^^() But if someone reads enough about shark finning and does something to try to help the sharks, they'll probably get into other animals, too...

    • Movies

    It's a stretch, but lets say you really like sharks and watch every movie you can find about them.

    Sidenote: Now, I like Jaws and Deep Blue Sea, but there are some bad shark movies out there. Shark Hunter and the Shark Attack trilogy should be avoided. Seriously, those movies are terrible. I was gonna watch Shark Attack 3 and I was hungry. I had even gotten my favorite snack. But about half an hour into the movie, I had totally lost my appetite. No, it wasn't gory. I think it was meant to be fan service. But I guess they had a really low budget, there were NO options in the Shark Attack movie DVDs but Play and you could see the Trailers for other movies made by the company. The Shark Hunter DVD just let you play the movie. If you haven't heard of these movies, it's probably because they were straight to video--Or DVD? I haven't seen a video version of these. Anyway, please avoid these movies. During the Twilight Zone marathon on Independence Day, I saw a commercial that they were gonna show one of the Shark Attack movies and I laughed. They aren't scary at all. I guess I might be a little harsh on them, because they probably didn't have that big a budget...

    Back to my topic: If you really like Jaws, you might start to learn a bit about filmmaking.

    That's about all I can think about of right now.

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  • Indeed -- Great King Rykohai, 21:59:47 07/03/03 Thu
    Yup, I am he who Saphir speaks of. The only thing I have to warn about is that I may have the urge to speak in ebonics. And no, I'm not some 69 year old retiree with lots of time on his hands. I won't mess up this board...I'll do all my "experimentations" with HTML in my Webmastering and Computer Scince classes, not on this thing. Here goes some information about myself to help people know a little bit about me:

    I'm a 16 year old Senior in High School; I'm the commander of the Armed Drill Team in the JROTC program at my school (whoopdeedoo) and am one of those people with all sorts of honor awards...I'd bore you guys if I listed them all. I am a non-conformist, idealistic person. I might say some stuff that is weird for "weird" and "normal" people.
    I met "Saphir" through "Wanda" about 7 months ago at school. You guys might see me referring to them as my "sisters" because that's how I see them as. And oh yea...the name Great King Rykohai sort of is a pun on Great Teacher Onizuka...I made up "Rykohai"...I have a deviantart page...I'm not gonna risk putting in bad code, and I'm sure you guys can find it by simply knowing the username(It's "bigpizamp69"). So anyway, that's all folks.

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  • intelectually lacking -- Warlock, 20:30:54 07/21/03 Mon
    hooray for the scapegoat crew!! we just finished our first full track so i felt like posting the lyrics

    (arith)
    caught in a rain storm i have no raincoat it's just a little worn out torn out like a rose in a bush by the lovestruck dumbfuck that just needs a little push to tell her he loves the way she looks it's a war of the worlds but the heart is just a crock as the brains in pain they both just need a little pot some relaxing action to let us learn to read the captions when a pictures worth a thousand words a thousand words can paint a picture of a time when not a soul could say one line the whole world just stood and stared as the universe was raped by the morally impared until we all gave up drowned in our despair until the heroes rose to save the world from the evils of the industry people they were the Scapegoat Crew Arith, Mysst and Mid'I too

    (chorus) this ones for a world that just needs an excuse to kick the wee man and keep the abuse this ones for the assholes and all the dumb fucks we're the scapegoats so blame it on us

    (mid'i)
    I once met a girl with eyes like painted pearls and a voice with no choice but to sing to the world she stood there singing I didn't think she'd ever stop until she started crying and she just gave up said noone eve heard her it wasn't worth the trouble so I bought a cup of coffe and I made it a double I asked her why she sang and she said to change the world I said that's a fucked up dream ur just one lonely girl so she told me of her life and all the things that she had seen corruption pain and war all glamourized by magazines I asked her name and i didn't believe what she was about to say her name was hip hop and I fell in love with her that day

    (mysst)
    In a world full of freedumb we're not free just dumb with our noses in the air and our asses wrapped around our thumbs the worlds still livin under the impression of discretion when we're free of the opression we'll find somethin new to start stressin our whole world is an endless war a waltz and noone seems to care it's our fault so we write raps and make tracks a meek effort to bring the world back to the days of love and live an let die when we could still dream to fly without getting shot out of the sky when a man asked for a mile and you gave him two but for most of y'all that doesn't appeal to you just want 2 keep whats yours and take whats not to the pawn shop just to get another dollar and pick up another hot shot

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  • Know what's irritating? -- No name, 11:34:34 07/18/03 Fri
    People who say "I haven't talked to you in forever! You should e-mail me!"

    E-mail them yourself you lazy fuckers, it's your own fault for not keeping in touch.

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  • Are you not smitten?! -- Myitt, 17:17:53 07/19/03 Sat
    Rejoice: It is Dream and his older sister Death, of The Endless!





    And for the rest, well, take a look for yourselves!

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  • What is the meaning of life? -- Warlock, 11:09:17 07/19/03 Sat
    fortune, health, knowledge, sucess, woman, man, trust, progress, culture, faith, healing, destiny, endurance, family, science, society, music, soul, healing, mind, health, security, drugs, time, trial, hunt, advance, innocence, smile, love, chance, relevance, fortune, health, knowledge, sucess, woman, man, trust, progress, culture, faith, healing, destiny, endurance, family, science, society, music, soul, healing, mind, health, security, drugs, time, trial, hunt, advance, innocence, smile, love, chance, relevance, fortune, health, knowledge, sucess, woman, man, trust, progress, culture, faith, healing, destiny, endurance, family, science, society, music, soul, healing, mind, health, security, drugs, time, trial, hunt, advance, innocence, smile, love, chance, relevance,
    June, 26 1998- Anticon

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  • The Sandman - by Neil Gaiman -- Myitt, 12:02:34 07/17/03 Thu
    Aw come on, read it. It's a comic series. It's one of only two comic series I've ever attempted to read all the way through. There are no superheroes or supervillains, not in the traditional comic book sense anyway. It is on the whole a very different series.

    I think it's really good, but it's "suggested for mature readers" or so it says, so just be warned, if you ever come across the volumes. Start with Preludes and Nocturnes if you do, as it's volume one.

    Pleasant dreams.

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  • Bad News -- Psych, 04:47:08 07/16/03 Wed
    I won't be on for a couple of days, my eyes are bugging out... see ya.

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  • A tid bit more trouble... -- Psych, 04:47:17 07/14/03 Mon
    Um....can i e-mail someone...just one person...i need to talk to someone other than my parents...first come first served.

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  • the smell of burning flesh... -- Rose, 21:01:05 07/13/03 Sun
    I have no clue what that subject is supposed to mean. I'm just bored. couple things... hi to the new person (sorry, i forget what you're calling yourself) and hello to everyone that i haven't talked to lately. Um... i don't know what i'm doing here, other than that i'm bored and the albertsons stalkers finally left (don't ask). and psych!! yay, i have no talked to you in FOREVER. :x but no worries, i still have much love for you. and i know it's prolly all done gone and past, but about what your mom said to you, that's crap, 'cause you're NOT fat, trust me, I'VE SEEN YOU. :p i'm fat. lak, really :p omg, i am. you should see me, i'm so fat my best friend calls me fatty... no lies, she does. ask her. stupid whore she is :p <333 j/k, i luv her. aaaaaaaaaaanyways, i'll go now, much love to everyone, and i'll talk to ya'll soon.

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  • *Sigh?* -- Psych, 17:03:44 07/12/03 Sat
    Uh...I have no idea what to do. about anything. I am in summer school, I do have a boyfriend now. what do i do? A little help please? I'm lost. :(

    "You kill one person, you go to jail. You kill ten people you go to Texas and they hit you with a brick, that's what you do. Twenty People they put you in a room and look at you forever. And over that, it's like we can't deal with it. It's almost as if we're going Well done! Well done! You've killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning, I can't even get down to gym!"
    Eddy Izard

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  • Excuse me...? -- No name, 23:11:13 07/12/03 Sat
    Would you please lend me your attention for a moment?

    "Shark" IS A MONKEY.

    Thank you.

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  • Captain Galactin and the Thing With Things -- Warlock, 14:40:10 07/12/03 Sat



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  • Arghhafawef;lkaj;wjeoif -- Shark, 22:28:55 07/12/03 Sat
    I'm sick of Saphir, Nage, etc... I'm changing my naem back to Shark. It was just to be original... But I didn't even like those names very much. So back to good ol' Shark.

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  • Excuse me...? -- No name, 15:48:50 07/12/03 Sat
    Would you please lend me your attention for a moment?

    "Saphir" IS A MONKEY.

    Thank you.

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  • WW3 -- Warlock, 20:55:58 07/12/03 Sat
    been paying attention to all the wrong kinda crap lately i watched to play in the fields of the lord good movie fuckin crazy religious fucks been listening to deny by josh martinez alot just finished watchin tears of the sun I don't see why everyone complains about the chance of gettin wiped out in a nuclear war personally I don't think it would be such a bad thing watched oz last night "who's to say we're not retarded as a whole" there's my deep thot for the evening peace y'all

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  • Phr33ks & G33ks -- ChaCha, Garbage Goblin & The Cheese Daddy, 18:57:28 07/12/03 Sat
    Guess Who?










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  • A random tidbit. May contain spoiler -- I Am Mortal, 00:03:49 07/10/03 Thu
    Matrix... who is The One? We all thought it was Neo. But no, it isn't. It's someone else. That's it. My information is from undisclosed sources. Thank you. Anyways, I maybe just be very slow and everyone already knows this o.0

    Thank you.

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  • The Small Town Of BEDLAM -- Applix, 18:41:25 07/11/03 Fri
    So there I was, just walkin down the street...
    Singin Doo waa diddy diddy dum diddy doo...
    Shootin sum guys and pantballs flyin through the air,
    Doo waa diddy diddy dum diddy doo...
    It looked cool,
    it looked fine,
    If I stay still paint is gonny blow right through my mind!

    Get your marker ready, head right into Bedlam...
    All in CPX...

    A long long time ago, when I could still remember how fillin people full of paint used to make me smile...

    I get up every mornin to the sight of me old jersey, take my marker bag and shit to get ready, there's movement up above people goin down...

    Aghh.... Paintball makes my mind shift, skippin through old songs and all, me gone crazy after shooting so much paint. There are so many stories, good and bad, of challenges in a park not too far from my house. I got into paintball because if livin next to the best paintball park in the country, even the world, isn't luck and a window of opportunity then I don't know what is.

    Birdman is gainin experience, look for my callsign soon, I will rise, me and my team, to the top, all in good time... all in good time...

    Applix-tra-lee-apocolipse-decline

    P.S. any paintball fanatics out there want to drop me a line either about strategy, stories, or any else related here at applixtralee@msn.com

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  • Invaders from Mars -- No name, 16:30:03 07/10/03 Thu


    (From left to right: Andrew/"Visser6", Jessica/"Super Orange", Laura/"L&L")

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  • Hate -- I Am Mortal, 11:19:34 07/08/03 Tue
    I love the hate and the hypocritisism that makes up this place. Straight from the start it seems most of the people just fuckin hate the newbie, just because of the way he types. What the fuck kind of reason is that? It's not people like him who cause stereotypes, it's people like you who do, by saying only certain people like black and rappers can speak like that. It's really fuckin annoying and really pisses me the fuck off when I see someone come here and all they get is flamed. If you don't like the person, that's great. Fucking ignore them, like you have in the past. Tell them on your own time. But some people don't like to come here and see a post on flaming someone for no fuckin reason. Get the fuck over it. It doesn't effect you in anyway. I can see people calling me a hypocrite for some of the shit I say here, but I really don't give a shit.

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  • New club on Deviantart -- Saphir, 23:23:35 07/10/03 Thu
    I just opened a new club on Deviantart for basically any artist. It encourages you to be proud of your work. It's called Artist Pride. If you're interested in joining, click here. Thanks! ^^

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  • Questions: -- ??????????, 07:16:01 07/10/03 Thu
    What does a spleen do?

    What does the scroll lock on the computer do?

    Why does my dog sleep when I am not tired but only wants to be let out and in and out and in and out and... of the house after a long, tireing day at work?

    Where does the other sock go?

    Is anyone here allergic to mashed potatoes?

    Could we cure world hunger by planting tomato plants on the side of the road? I mean, if someone was hungry, they could just go outside and eat a tomato, right?

    That all for now. will come back later with more questions.

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  • It's Election Time Again -- Warlock, 23:17:59 07/09/03 Wed




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  • temporary anesthetics -- Warlock, 16:21:16 07/08/03 Tue
    For the next 17 days or so i'm gonna post one comic strip every day! these comics are entitled temporary anesthetics and were made by don hertzfedlt 1999 and 2000 during production on the fucking brilliant cartoon rejected I will not post them in any real order just whatever i feel is good for the day I've posted the first already so sit back and enjoy the fuckin cartoons ya

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  • Today I am not just an ordinary bean -- Warlock, 16:15:30 07/08/03 Tue




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  • Beware the STEAM MACHINE -- Psych, 14:35:14 07/08/03 Tue
    So I was steaming the wallpaper off the bathroom wall for my mom because she wants to repaint it. I was having an okay time, steaming and scraping until one day, which was yesterday, I steamed my finger and almost melted the skin off it. Not fun. Of course I yelped in pain and put ice on it right away. It still burns today.

    How did I do it you might ask? Well, it's the stupid thing of the year. I was going to refill it and I had my finger on the nozzle of the bottle so it wouldn't leak and as the first drops of cool water hit the burning hot machine steam flew up and hit my finger. I hate myself for being so careless. You know, last time I actually let it cool before I filled it but this time...*shakes head* I just wasn't thinking at all. Not cool, not cool indeed.

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  • WTF IS WRONG W/ PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?! -- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, 15:08:17 07/08/03 Tue
    God damned ass holes. Gotta hate them. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

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  • WE FUCKING LOVE YOU DAVID! -- V6, SO & L&L, 22:09:42 07/07/03 Mon
    David, sometimes, you are the most intelligent person we've ever met, not often, but sometimes. We've decided that by revoking fuckhead wigger's right to speak you are our new hero.

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  • Chao -- Saphir, 21:41:14 07/03/03 Thu
    Heh, I'm afraid I showed this MB to my best friend... He's trustworthy and commented on all of Wanda's and my pictures in DeviantArt. ^^ So please don't be too hard on him when he shows up.

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  • Bustin out on dis mizast (look up "mizast" on urbandictionary.com) -- Great King Rykohai (GKR), 20:44:09 07/05/03 Sat
    Aight den...I had fun today. Sizaphir an Wizanda came over to mah hizouse and we played some video games...hehe...I dun whooped Wizand in some games...that was great. Yea...we dun played some gizames up in mah PS2 (Mystic Heroes, Inu Yasha, Beyblade, and DDR)...den we went to da AMC Theadas and saw Finding Nemo...it was actually pretty good...way better than I expected, lol...and for a rated G movie...holy shiznat...didn't seem like a kiddy movie to me.

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  • Uhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa. (warning, ranting!) -- SubVisser46OTAM, 05:05:39 07/07/03 Mon
    God, no feel good. Heat exaustion does that to you, I guess. Went to a horse show yesterday, and the judge was an IDIOT, for english riding at least. Who ever thought of useing a western judge to judge english riding? The diffrence between the two riding styles are night and day!!! Then,they made us stay in the hot, dusty ring for 15 straight minutes. Big deal, you say, but when you are trying to controll a 1200 pound hot, sweaty, tired animal while 14 other hot, sweaty 1200 pound animals canter around a dusty ring with you with no protection from the sun at the hottest point of the day in pants, black boots, and dark blue 2 layered riding jacket, 15 minutes in a ring is a long time. Woulden't have been so bad if the judge had excused the jackets, but nooooooo. The western judge thought that the english riders should suffer untill the very last class, which was a trail class in the shade, and that was only after 2 of the riders passed out with heatstroke after the last in-ring class. I mean, they wern't even breathing. Like I said, idiot. Oh, jackets were excused for ALL of the western classes, even though it was already starting to cool down.

    So today I am still sorta hot (holding a cold drink, applejuice, I think, in one of those cardboard boxes aginst my forehead right now), tired, because I can't sleep past 8:00 in the morning unless there is something wrong with me, sore from riding for so long (I was on her all day, since I was entered in more than just that 15 minute block of time. lots of jumping and handeling classes), and VERY cranky.

    I'm going to go try to cool off more. God, I wish we had a pool.

    *walks off*

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  • *blinks at newcomer* -- SubVisser46OTAM, 16:19:28 07/05/03 Sat
    I am sub. I am a remnant of the old age of the Animorphs, which is, how if anyone remembers, how this all started. But, anywho, Myitt is like me, but without the lengthy name, and is MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! *cough* Ummmm, no. Just kidding. She is a good friend. But I am strange. VVVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY strange. But, well, screw that. Welcome! *big friendly hug* *keeps hugging* *and hugging* *won't let go!!!!* *GAH!!!!* *JUST GET OFF OF THE DAMN GUY ALREADY!!!!* *EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *lets go* *cough* Sorry... *walks away*

    BTW, I am female. I think. Was the last time my boyfriend checked........

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  • w00t! -- No name, 10:30:56 07/04/03 Fri
    NEW PERSON YAY! *cling*

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  • mmm? -- I Am Mortal, 11:53:03 07/03/03 Thu
    I just wondering if anyone here has an AIM account that starts out something like fixa or whatever. Just wondering, cause someone msged me today and I accidently closed it without fully seeing the name, and I can't stand not knowing who msges me :\

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  • *screams* -- No name, 13:05:32 07/03/03 Thu
    Thank you.

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  • reposting my pics minus the button :D -- Warlock, 18:56:45 07/01/03 Tue


    on the count of three HOORAY FOR HERTZFELDT

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  • oops -- warlock, 17:37:19 07/01/03 Tue
    umm sorry guys I coulda sworn I used end codes :S oh well at least you can still read the messages heh heh damn i feel like a putz

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  • stealing mortal's code -- Warlock, 17:23:28 07/01/03 Tue

    If this doesn't work I will hunt down and kill mortal for showing me up BASTARD

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  • for the pictarded warlock -- I Am Mortal, 16:46:01 07/01/03 Tue
    if i messed up then its
    hopefully i did it right o.0

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  • Mystery -- Warlock, 15:00:31 07/01/03 Tue

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  • Lie Clocks -- SubVisser46OTAM, 15:13:13 07/01/03 Tue

    Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter
    at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked,
    "What are all those clocks?"
    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
    Lie-Clock.
    Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
    "Oh," said Hillary. "Whose clock is that?"
    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating she has
    never told a lie."
    "Whose clock is that?" asked Hillary.
    "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us
    Abe told two lies in his entire life."
    "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
    "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office."
    "Wow! That's pretty good, isn't it?"
    "Not really, he's using it as a ceiling fan."

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  • Update on Dominique -- SubVisser46OTAM, 14:56:45 07/01/03 Tue
    I wait for the vet for 4 hours (he was late), then when he gets there, I have to tease her with the resident stallion to see if she is still in heat, and guess what? Not even a tail lift!!!!! SHE WAS OUT OF HEAT!!! She ovulated yesterday!!! DAMN IT!!!! *slams head aginst proverbial wall* We have tried to breed her 3 DAMN TIMES(this being the third time)!!!! The first time, no good. Didn't take. Second time, it took. But a cold snap hit so she reabsorbed the embryo. now, WE MISSED HER DAMN HEAT CYCLE!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *stops* *tries to take a breath* *colapses* *wakes up, looks around, blinks, walks away*

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