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Date Posted: 21:48:12 04/05/21 Mon
Author: Comicality
Subject: Happy (Belated) Birthday, TurtleBoy! :)






You see...what had happened was...I thought his birthday was on the 4th, and not the 2nd! So I used my Comsie powers to move the date to the 4th anyway! But...ummm...that was Easter, and it turned out to be much MUCH busier, fmily wise, than I could have ever planned it to be. So I am now moving it to today! But just for this year! It's like...a GIANT leap year! So there! Hehehe!

Seriously, though...

For many years now, you've been one of the best friends that I've ever made online. You always had my back, always stood up for me in the hardest of times, and always gave me an outlet to vent and a shoulder to cry on when I needed it most. And you never left me behind. So thank you. Just for being a friend. I take that to heart.

NOW THEN...

That being said...

BOYS!!! :P





In case the rest of you don't know...TurtleBoy can have a bit of a...'ravenous' appetite for this kind of thing! But, this year, I've taken precautions with our Boy Farm boys!

Since I was late in wishing you happy birthday, I will allow you to choose SEVEN boys! That's one for every day of the week! But they will all be wearing collars around their necks! If you try to take more than seven...all of the collars will detonate, and you will get nothing! If you attempt to tamper with the collor...it will detonate, and you get nothing! If you try to ask anyone else for help in disabling these security measures...it will detonate...and you get nothing!

I'm giving you SEVEN!!! That's more than enough! So choose wisely from the selections below, and enjoy your birthday! LOL!

:P

Love you lots, dude! Always!

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