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>"Thou will keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is >stayed on thee, because he trusts in thee." Isaiah 26:3 >********************************** > >I'VE LEARNED….. Growing old is inevitable, growing UP >is optional. >********************************* > >HUMOR FOR THE DAY! >Are you the weakest link? Below are four (4) >questions. You have to answer them instantly. You >can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. >OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are. >Ready? >GO!!! (scroll down) > >First Question: >You are participating in a race. You overtake the >second person. What position are you in? >Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you >are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second >person and you take his place, you are second! > >Try not to screw up in the next question. >To answer the second question, don't take as much time >as you took for the first question. >Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then >you are...? >Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, >then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you >overtake the LAST person?! > >You're not very good at this are you? >Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be >done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or >a calculator. Try it. >Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now >add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another >1000. Now add 10. What is the total? >Scroll down for answer.. >Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. > >Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is >definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last >question right? >Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. >Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? >Answer: Nunu? >NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question >again >KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN >YOUR LIFE >****************************** > >HIGHER POWER >A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have >been learning how powerful kings and queens were in >Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody >tell me what it is?" >One child blurted out, "Aces!" >****************************** > >THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…"Back in the days of the divine >rights of kings, it might be understandable why a >given monarch might think that what he wanted was all >that mattered. But, in an age of democracy, how can >millions of people live together if each one asserts a >divine right to impose his or her will on others?" >--Thomas Sowell >********************************* > ><IMG >SRC="http://www.eddoncorp.com/wordpictures/4-04.jpg">

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