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>"Is any one of you in trouble? He should pray. Is >anyone happy? Let him sing songs of praise. Is any one >of you sick? He should call the elders of the church >to pray over him...The prayer of a righteous man is >powerful and effective." James 5:13,14,16 >********************************** > >I'VE LEARNED......"The Constitution was made to guard >the people against the dangers of good intentions." >--Daniel Webster >*************************************** > >A SCOTSMAN >A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was >aghast when he found it would cost fifty dollars an >hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. >"Hoot mon," he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha' been >more than $20." >"That might be true," said the travel agent, "but you >have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is >water on which our Lord himself walked." >"Well, at $50 an hour for a boat," said the Scotsman, >"it's no wonder he walked!" >****************************** > >FAMOUS CHURCHES >A man decided to write a book about famous churches >around the country. So, he bought a plane ticket and >took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start >by working his way across the USA from South to North. >On his first day, he was inside a church taking >photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted >on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call." >The man, being intrigued, asked a priest who was >strolling by what the telephone was used for. The >priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and >that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The man >thanked the priest and went along his way. >Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large >cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the >same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same >kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a >nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it >was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he >could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the man. >He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, >Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he >saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 >per call" sign under it. The man, upon leaving New >York decided to travel out mid west to see if western >states had the same phone. >He arrived in Minnesota, and, again, in the first >church he entered, there was the same golden >telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 >cents per call." The man was surprised so he asked the >priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over >America and I've seen this same golden telephone in >many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to >Heaven, but in the east and south the price was >$10,000 per call. >Why is it so cheap here? >The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Minnesota >now, son, it's a local call." >****************************** > >COMPUTER COMMENTS - >1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press >Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of >calls asking where the "Any" key is. >2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that >her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. >The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse >was packaged in. >3. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get >his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of >troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was >trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front >of the monitor screen and hitting the "Send" key. >****************************** >THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…. "Most powerful is he who has >himself in his own power." --Lucius Annaeus Seneca >*************************************** > ><IMG >SRC="http://www.eddoncorp.com/wordpictures/04-11.gif">

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