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>"And they questioned Him, saying "...Is it lawful for >us to pay taxes to Caesar, or not? ...And He said to >them "...render to Caesar the things that are >Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's." >Luke 20:21,22,25 >****************************** > >I'VE LEARNED......that it isn't always enough to be >forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to >forgive yourself. >****************************** > >BURMA SHAVE >BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL >Eyes on the road >That's the skillful >Driver's code >Burma! Shave > >The one who drives >When he's been drinking >Depends on you >TO DO HIS THINKING >Burma Shave > >Car in ditch >Driver in tree >The moon was full >And so was he. >Burma Shave > >Passing school zone >Take it slow >Let our little >Shavers grow >Burma Shave >****************************** > >GOLDEN YEARS >This Christmas we were inundated with cards and >letters, mostly extolling our associates' enjoyment of >their golden years. There is, however, a thinly-veiled >undercurrent of reality, which proves again that: >1. Old age is a terrible price to pay for maturity, and >2. Retirement and grandparenthood are no jobs for >sissies. >3. Is--oh, I forget the third one. >****************************** > >DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS >We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the >"seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns >and toast for $1.99. >"Sounds good," my wife said. "However, I don't want >the eggs." >"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and >forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," >the waitress warned her. >"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My >wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special." >"How do you want your eggs?" >"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the >two eggs home. >DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS >****************************** > >THOUGHT FOR THE DAY……"What a difference between the >first and second Inaugurals of this President. And not >just because of the difference in the popular vote. >But because of September 11, 2001. If it did not >change everything, it changed George W. Bush." --Paul >Greenberg >******************************

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