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>"For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor >angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things >present, nor things to come, nor height, nor depth, >nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us >from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our >Lord." Romans 8:38,39 > ********************************** > >I'VE LEARNED......that just because someone doesn't >love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they >don't love you with all they have. >****************************** > >COMPUTER COMMENTS - >7. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support >couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After >ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician >asked her what happened when she pushed the power >button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this >foot pedal and nothing happened." The "foot pedal" >turned out to be the computer's mouse... >8. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say >her brand new computer wouldn't work. She said she >unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 >minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked >what happened when she pressed the power switch, she >asked, "What power switch?" >9. Another IBM customer had trouble installing >software and rang for support. "I put in the first >disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second >disk, and had some problems with the disk. When it >said to put in the third disk, I couldn't even fit it >in..." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" >implied removing Disk 1 first. >****************************** > >YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE NEW ENGLANDER WHEN: >7. You install security lights on your house and >garage and leave both unlocked. >8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your >girlfriend / wife knows how to use them. >9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over >a snowsuit. >10. Driving is better in the winter because the >potholes are filled with snow. >11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, >still winter, and road construction. >12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent. >13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a >deer next to your blue spruce. >14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking >age. >****************************** > >NUTRITION AND HEALTH >For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the >final word on nutrition and health. >It's a relief to know the truth after all those >conflicting medical studies. >1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer >heart attacks than Americans. >2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer >heart attacks than Americans. >3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer >fewer heart attacks than Americans. >4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine >and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. >5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of >sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart >attacks than Americans. >CONCLUSION: >Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is >apparently what kills you. > ****************************** > >THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…. "Self-reliance is the only road >to true freedom, and being one's own person is its >ultimate reward." --Patricia Sampson >******************************

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